Thalmor Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 So what do we call the current war? I'm torn between "The Whale War" and "The War of the Whales." Somebody ( other than me because :effort: ) needs to also make a page on the wiki about this conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The fair war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Micchan said: The fair war The Over-whale-ming War 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Blubbernacht 3 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The TKR, Guardian, NPO, BK, and a few others donated tens of millions to Hogwarts to help them contain Sparta War 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illenium Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The Whale Famine Quote Kitsune magics are fun~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 "Whaling Season" "Save the Whales" "Whale Noises" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Hope said: The TKR, Guardian, NPO, BK, and a few others donated tens of millions to Hogwarts to help them contain Sparta War We spend our money on more important things. (its booze) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoffaKnows Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The war on apathy The fight against boredom The one where Sparta blitzed better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Grumpy Old Spartans War AARP war Senicide War Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Naming it "Whale War" is too obvious. You should just reference the war by making a whale sound. "Yeah, I know the alliance changed a bit. We felt like we needed to be more proactive in finding more allies after WOOOAAARRRRHHHUUUURHHHH happened." "Hey, where did you get all those ship casualties? Did you fight in WUUUUAAARRRUUUUAAAAHHHH or something?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The most logical name for this war is the Gulf War. Iraq = Sparta Kuwait = GoB America + friends = Hogwarts (and the OWLS ;P) And a gulf has to do with water, which has to do with whales! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, hidude45454 said: The most logical name for this war is the Gulf War. Iraq = Sparta Kuwait = GoB America + friends = Hogwarts (and the OWLS ;P) And a gulf has to do with water, which has to do with whales! Why go through all those steps? Just name it the Seaworld War or Blackfish then. Could name it Moby Dicked for lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Moby Dicked for the win. Lock the thread 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrano Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Ripper said: The Over-whale-ming War Perhaps, in retrospect, the Under-whaleming War? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caecus Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 "Occupy Whale Street" 4 Quote It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The "Red Sea" war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Clearly we have to refer to this event as "The Fair Fight." 3 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Snoozeapalooza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Queen M said: Snoozeapalooza i wish, i have been up till 1am the last two nights. I gots to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said: i wish, i have been up till 1am the last two nights. I gots to work! That was more a suggestion from a bored Sparta POV. My Grumpy suggestion would be "Damn Kids on the Lawn War" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 THIS ISN'T SPARTA or Get off my lawn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 A Whale's Tale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 This video is how I describe this war so far, Us in Grumpy are the old man just trying to watch a football game, and Sparta is over here acting like a bunch of jerks and sucker punching us from out of no where! Then some outstanding bystanders jump in to our defense, we are left bleeding and disorientated and eventually Sparta tries to hightail it out of there once they realized that this isn't going to end well for them, I haven't decided who Sparta's yappy girlfriend is yet, I am open to suggestions. I do apologize to Sparta for comparing you to Panthers fans, its not really fair to you guys no one really wants to be a Panthers fan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said: This video is how I describe this war so far, Us in Grumpy are the old man just trying to watch a football game, and Sparta is over here acting like a bunch of jerks and sucker punching us from out of no where! Then some outstanding bystanders jump in to our defense, we are left bleeding and disorientated and eventually Sparta tries to hightail it out of there once they realized that this isn't going to end well for them, I haven't decided who Sparta's yappy girlfriend is yet, I am open to suggestions. I do apologize to Sparta for comparing you to Panthers fans, its not really fair to you guys no one really wants to be a Panthers fan. Should have pushed the dude. I've always to push someone down a stadium who starts shit. "Sweet dreams, !@#$." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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