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  1. This is history guys. A porn star is requesting permission to give $130,000 to the chief counsel of the President of the United States in order to make (presumably) millions off of the presidential dick pics. Seriously? Nobody wants to mention this? Black Panther, OJ Simpson and South Africa caught your attention, but not Donald Trump's "family values" penis in a porn star's vagina while his wife is pregnant? Or am I the only one who hasn't seen Trump's penis from a kneeling position?
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Dipshit teenagers tipping over a portapotty while a pregnant woman is inside dealing with a compressed bladder isn't illegal or any of our business. But I don't think anyone with a moral compass would look at that and say "those teenagers have the right idea." Again, you're kind of making my point for me. Is there anything else that I should add onto this? "Even children know such a basic truth" that men who are rich and powerful can sexually assault women? No wonder why you're a mess. Maybe that's what you've been taught growing up. You're lack of morality shouldn't be denied, but it also sounds like its not entirely your fault either. Sorry. !@#$! The Nazis didn't get more than a third of the Reichstag at any point in time. If that number sounds familiar, guess what the percentage of America are Trump supporters. Enabling Act, 1933. Go learn history. WHY THE frick DO NAZIS NOT LEARN THEIR OWN HISTORY?! Like, France studies Napoleon, Americans study the revolution and civil war, why the frick can't neo-Nazis get their shit together and know anything about themselves?
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Silly Roz, how can you stand there, say all that shit, and claim that I have no evidence that you don't have a shred of moral fiber in your entire body? Let's just break down your post: 1. You are unfazed by the fact that the leader of the free world is an unfaithful, lying sack of shit. People with morals would be appalled, and wonder what role model Trump is presenting to children who watch him on TV babbling and grabbing !@#$. Thus, you have no morals. 2. Your condemnation of Moore isn't that he's a child-molesting piece of shit, but that he had a "pathetic attempt at a defense," meaning that you are more appalled by his public imaging than the actual morality of a 30 year old man hanging around malls and high schools to date teenagers. Again, no morals. 3. The fact that you are so blind to your own egregious amoral statements above goes to show that you don't think there is anything wrong with defending a pedophile or having a role model for children be an unfaithful lying sack of shit. Thus, you are a person without a single moral thought. You say I have no evidence that you don't have any morals, but every single post you put up is ironically the evidence that you claim I don't have. Lol. So, any majority ruling is, in essence, lacking in common sense? By my understanding, the vast majority of people don't think that you should gas Jews. Mob rule, amirite? Oh! And don't forget that the vast majority of people don't want pedophiles in the Senate representing them. They are definitely wrong. Your argument is that the majority of people who disagree with your stupid views is wrong, rather convenient for you to claim when you are on the opposite side of morality. So, getting back to the topic, you honestly think that there are more sad poor white farmers dying in South Africa than there were Jews in the Holocaust? Furthermore, you're trying to blame the Allies for Jews getting gassed??? See, this is why I think you don't read. I don't think you know anything about Nazi history. I think you think it's a wonderful idea to bring it back without understanding basic details and facts as to what that would mean. I mean, you do realize that the first people the Nazis killed weren't Jews right? Do you know who they were? They were mentally retarded and handicapped people like yourself. You bring back Nazism, and you would ironically be one of the first dipshits they gassed. You're like a fly who thinks spider webs are cool. I don't understand how people can be so blind to their own self-interests.
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    Guardian Announcement

    lul, whut. O.o God, I'm so fricking old. All Partisans are the same. Dirty Partisans, coming over the border and taking our jobs and our nuclear weapons. -.-
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Jones_(politician) Huh, well look at that! Doug Jones is a democrat. For such a red state, Alabama sure dropped the ball by electing a blue-balling democrat. I believe that makes Alabama blue by the most recent election standards. As for fake allegations, it sure seems that the state of Alabama found them convincing enough to elect a democrat, despite the state being red for the past 20 years by 20 point margins. The better question is, what the frick are you on? Oh wow. I'm assuming that you never read a book in your life about the Holocaust. Because there's a lot of photographic evidence there. I'm also assuming you didn't read a book on the Nuremberg trials either, otherwise you would have known that most of those Nazi !@#$ gave the middle finger to the tribunal and hanged for it all the while admitting that they did some heinous shit. And here's how I know you don't know what the frick you are talking about: Which is what most people would put when they assume shit they don't know about without sounding like a total dipshit. I really don't understand neo-nazis. If you honestly believe that your ideology is somehow in the right, you seem to really suck at learning your own history and intellectually defending your ideology. You give neo-nazis a bad name, because everyone just thinks you're all a bunch of dipshits who don't know history and are mad about every single thing that happens to a white person.
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    Guardian Announcement

    Angry and shook? !@#$, please. Why do you think we horde nuclear weapons like they're jolly ranchers? They're for you and your hate boner for Alpha. I see some things haven't changed since we first went at it.
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    Guardian Announcement

    You'll have to forgive us, Alpha has been dealing with !@#$ since our inception. For whatever reason, every war we go into, the opposing side feels the need to throw three times the number with a 5 city advantage at us, so we've all collectively decided to turtle and make y'all eat nukes. If people had the balls to fight us on relatively more even ground, we wouldn't have to use nukes. But alas, tS calls in TEst and Guardian needs at least a two on one advantage with game exploits.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Not Trump dick pics. Trump fricking another woman while his wife just squeezed his child out of her vagina and then having the intelligence to then have the woman sign a NDA, but the stupidity not to sign it himself. In the state of Alabama, supporting and defending a pedophile is called being amoral. That's why Alabama is a blue state now. If somehow the collective state of Alabama has a better moral compass than you, you don't have any morals, and each time you shout out "I WANT A PEDOPHILE FOR SENATE!", you are in reality claiming "I DON'T HAVE A fricking MORAL COMPASS!" Furthermore, are you suggesting you have morals? Take your own advise, and don't make ridiculous claims you can't back up.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Scathing. For someone who claims he has no morals, you really seem to have a hypocritical concern for other people's moral compass. If you need a double standard to win an argument, you've lost automatically.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Hi "Them." I honestly don't know if you said anything at all in your short, unhinged paragraph on death, rape, and criminality "since the 40's." If you honestly believe that nationalism wasn't a cause of the first or second world war and that the world war fatality numbers have more zeros than you can count to, you're - and you'll have to pardon my frankness - dumb as shit. It gets on my nerves when people try to make the argument that the post-war era of free trade and economic cooperation is an Orwellian hellscape, all the while they drive dirt-cheap quality foreign cars, buy and consume exclusive products made in foreign nations, and enjoy an unprecedented era of peace, prosperity, and exchange of culture, all because they grew up with this closed-minded notion in their heads that an arbitrarily social belief of people with different colors of skin or amount of foreskin around their penises causes themselves to be unsuccessful when in reality, they are just dumb as shit. Yeah, I'm looking at you, @Lightning and @Rozalia. Stop blaming other people for your own problems. That being said, I don't know where your graph comes from. I frankly don't even care to go look for it, because if you were anywhere near the level of seriousness in an intellectual debate, you would know that a 3rd grader with Microsoft excel could have made that graph (and presumably did) and it wouldn't tell you jack shit. Why are we talking about homicide rates in the first place? Is it because your immediate thought of "death, rape, and anarchy in the 1940's" meant homicide/criminality rates in the world, and not the catastrophic historical event that killed millions and displaced nearly a quarter of the world's population? I thought WWII causes were empirical evidence, it's obviously not for some people. You're driving the point of my argument. Thanks! U too, have a nice day.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Yes, it was sarcasm. I'm surprised you know what sarcasm is, considering your understanding of history and statistics are far below the suggested level of understanding nuance. Not understanding where I'm going with this? No problem. I've got two words for you: Nazis and 60,000,000. Crack a book if you can't connect the dots. Also, while homicide rates are going up, how is it related to globalization? Sure, the homicide rates are going up during the time there is globalization, but so did vaccination rates. Why isn't your conclusion that vaccines cause homicidal tendencies? Look, its a very plausible argument: the vaccine was invented in the 1800s, right when your graph that you pulled out of your ass starts. After that, the rates of vaccines (and the amount of vaccines) go up, correlating to the rate of homicides. Therefore, vaccines are the cause of homicidal tendencies, and the next time when people say you should get a shot for chickenpox (because you sound like you would be at that age who would need one), you should reject the vaccine and die choking on fluid building up in your lungs to avoid becoming a homicidal maniac. The above fallacy is called a causation-correlation fallacy. Basic-fuking statistics. If you don't know basicfricking statistics, you shouldn't use it. That being said, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that homicide rates are going up because of the massive population explosion following the end of World War II.
  12. Nonetheless, Hillary wouldn't be sticking her dick in Stormy Daniels' vagina and being stupid enough to forget signing his own goddamn NDA.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Because today's world is more full of death, rape, and anarchy than it was when nationalism peaked in the 40s.
  14. No, just stating some facts. If you know what those are.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Not that you would know the difference between a strong intellectual argument and trolling. This guy must really have some passionate views on where Northern Ireland should be. And Wales. And Scotland. Ironic that this guy lives in "the United Kingdom."
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    OH SHIT DAMN SON! Roz types an entire paragraph and gets shut down with a sarcastic one-liner.
  17. You know who wouldn't be sticking their dick in a porn star's vagina if they became president? Hillary Clinton.
  18. You guys are all missing the point: 50 years from now, there is going to be a history book, and it will have a picture of the most powerful man in human history up until that point with a picture of his dick next to it with the caption: "This dumbass gave this picture willingly to a porn star. And a third of the country still voted for him thinking that he would represent traditional American values and be a good president."
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    I felt morally obligated to remind @Lightning to call his state legislators to protest the lack of proper funding for public education. I know that morals is a hard concept for you to understand, so let me put it in a way you would understand completely: A white guy is on the short end of the stick of anything. You feel a deep, irritating itch to type several paragraphs into a forum where the only people who care about what you have to say are as follows: a socio-psychopathic 5th grader from Topeka Kansas who thinks Kansas City is in Kansas, a man with 130 guns who spends 3 hours a day going to the range to fire a CB shot out of each of his guns only to go back home and meticulously lube his barrels (on his gun and on his fun-fun) while listening to Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone, and a self-described crusader knight who has wet dreams of swinging a giant broadsword into a Middle-easterner's face in a 14th-century setting while screaming "THANKS OBAMA!" at the top of his lungs. Moral obligations are sort of like that. Just, you know, moral.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    I fricking GET IT! lol.
  21. Caecus

    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Yeah, sorry. I thought that was obvious when I started hammering @Lightning's home state of Kansas for giving tax breaks to corporations instead of funding K-12 education, directly implying that Lightning's incompetence is the fault of neo-liberalist economic policies and austere fiscal measures aimed at public education but with the understanding that since I know nothing about where Lightning is from (and more importantly, I don't care), I am really passively implying that the fault in his stupidity emanates from himself and not from a force above his control, therefore making his lack of intelligence a product of his own free will; a free will that continues to bend towards self-destructive ignorance. He's better than Milton though, if that counts for anything.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    See, that's where our views diverge. I drive a Honda Prius (or what people here call an overpriced golf cart) with the bumper sticker that says "This machine kills fascists." Not on the back bumper. On the front bumper, so fascists know that their demise was very much intended. On a side note, turns out that if you hit a (fascist) pedestrian, it's still an at-fault collision claim under Geico. #sadface Wait, you think this is a debate? I simply inferred the (correct) conclusion that all of you would be pretty pissed at affirmative action, and you go on to rant about a genocide of white people happening. I'm not disputing anything you said (more because I honestly don't care why all of you guys get your panties in a bunch), just simply pointing out some inconsistencies in your random fit. Evidence for what claims? That Jews are mostly white? That you have a mutilated moral alarm clock? That you only care for white people with uncircumcised penises? I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to provide evidence for the sun rising in the east every morning. No way! It was just an example. As for why I'm so unfriendly, see my reply to the man in the gas mask.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Sorry, I thought it was pretty clear. Your moral alarm clock going off about white farmers in South Africa getting murdered seems kind of hypocritical when you think people who gas Jews (most of which are white) have the right idea. Unless, of course, you only care for the white farmers with uncircumcised penises. Presumably because you have plenty of skin around the tip of yours. In which case, why stop there? Why not be more specific with the people you feel more kinship towards? Like, only the white farmers with uncircumcised penises who grew up in a sheltered suburban white neighborhood that drains tax dollars for welfare, because instead of working and paying taxes like the rest of society they spend all their time roleplaying and reenacting a 14th-century battle in a steel recycling plant with cardboard cutouts of horses that make them look like geeky Harry Potter quiditch players with congenital socio-psycho developmental defects, making them ironically the first people to get gassed in their beloved 3rd Reich. On the contrary. I just don't think that our current government does that anyway. Chicago had 650 murders in 2017, and 3 quarters of the victims are African American, so that averages out to be around 1.3 people a day. What has the federal government done? I seem to recall HUD burning $5,000 on a chair. But that's besides the point. See above.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    I see you edited your statement after you posted it. Was it to correct spelling or grammar errors? Don't answer, that's a rhetorical question. Oh, I forgot: a rhetorical question is a question asked with the intent that both parties know what the assumed reply would be and by virtue of mutual understanding, does not warrant an answer. I can tell I've already lost you. Unfortunately, Kansas doesn't pay your teachers enough to educate you properly so why should I do any better? Again, a rhetorical question. Oh shit. What a catch 22. Oh shit, you probably don't know what that is either. Good god! 1 a day? That might as well be Holocaust numbers! Oh wait, I also forgot: the Holocaust was a historical catastrophic event where a radical ultranationalist xenophobic atheist amoral fascist dictatorship rounded up everyone who didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes with evangelical cultist haircuts (I know, the irony of a nihilistic state promoting haircuts from a fundamentalist pedophile/polygamous evangelical cult isn't lost on me) and systematically gassed them. I know you didn't read that part about the 3rd Reich's short history, so I thought I would leave that bit of knowledge for you to ponder for the next time you think Tiki-torch-bearing-mommy-paid-for-my-plane-ticket-to-go-to-South-fricking-Carolina-so-I-can-feel-safe-in-my-echo-chamber tax-deficit skin heads have a good point to make.
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    South Africa going full Mugabe

    Oh god. You guys must really hate affirmative action then. I imagine that's what you guys blame when you spout uneducated nonsense befitting a Topeka 5th grader. With the exception of @Lightning, who is presumably said Topeka 5th grader. I see the great state of Kansas still fails to fund K-12 education properly, thank you for the update Lightning. I sincerely hope that your situation improves in the near future.
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