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Master Baiter - Worlds Dumbest Criminals

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There are no more banks to rob. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for Ellio. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. - Sketchy, Master Criminal, 2017

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But we still hold most of the loot

You're basically asking to get rolled now

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The liquidated money, mostly, is gone. You can try and liquidate your assets after your blockades from wars most certainly coming end, but what would that accomplish? Buy infra? Cities? Land? Without infra and improvements, your cities would merely prove to be score bloaters, getting you in range of attackers. Your members would be anathema to most, if not, all alliances that have leaders with more than one brain-cell. 

 

Sure, although some arguments may be cogent enough to get some of your members in a few alliances that don't know better; unless you somehow prove to have had abjured your current policies, your alliance has reached its short-lived 'political career'.

 

Say hello to perma political irrelevance, if you aren't at that stage at the moment.

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The resource hit wasn't too bad. It was early af and I thought it said 100000s of a resource lmao.

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So we sent the rest back. GG to Rose for a good meme. Tbh this was a success as we got good laughs at both Ragnarok and then our own expense.

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Send me half of it and I will protect you from Rose and Ragnarok. 

Send me the other half and I'll protect you from Mensa. Then you're fully covered.

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So we sent the rest back. GG to Rose for a good meme. Tbh this was a success as we got good laughs at both Ragnarok and then our own expense.

Trump2016 offers to look after your bank and keep it safe. 

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Good call. No one likes a thief. Just ask Kastor.

 

No one likes a blackmailer either :v

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No one likes a blackmailer either :v

 

I don't know what you're referring to, but OK. 

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No one likes a blackmailer either :v

You don't know what you're talking about

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Well done brother Sketchy on getting the loot back.
 

I don't know what you're referring to, but OK.

 
I imagine he is referring to LPS making out in a post that the attacks on his character came about due to him not giving into Kastor's demands for money.

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ah thats nothing HBE has stolen over a billion dollars from VE.

I'm still willing to sign that ODP for just 2b. No need for any envy here.

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But we still hold most of the loot

Sketchy failed his mission

The Bloc still holds a massive stock of 1 mid-tier WC

 

And for his exemplary job at suing me over the Les Paul Supreme incident, I would like to hire Attorney General Shifto Stranguer to sue The Bloc Death for larceny.

 

May god have mercy on your soul, Ellio.

 

For a low price of 75% of the resources stolen, I'll protect you from anyone else trying to sue, or attack The Bloc Banana

Y'know..for the luls

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