Popular Post Roy Mustang Posted May 6, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2016 Investor Contact:Roy Mustang Media Contact:Valakias SYNDICATE, INC. ANNOUNCES RESTRUCTURE, SABBATICAL, ETC. NASSAU, Bahamas, May 5, 2016 – SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC), one month ago, re-organized her corporate governance structure. For the past month, it has operated with an independent Board, while the executive leadership team assumed new roles. Partisan, the Director of Marketing, has been assigned as the Chief Strategic Officer. This new role better reflects his large role in SYNDICATE's brand positioning. Jessica Rabbit, the Director of Accounting, has been assigned as the Chief Financial Officer. In this new role, she will have direct authority over all Company expenses, and substantial improvement in audit compliance is expected from the move. Roy Mustang, the Director of Human Resources, has been assigned as Chief Operations Officer, and will handle all day-to-day operations of the Company. Zed, the Director of Acquisitions, has opted to partially retire, and has taken on a new role as Corporate Historian. This restructuring will have a minimal impact to the outside world, and investor and media contacts remain unchanged. Investors may continue to reach out to Roy Mustang for any questions, and media may continue to reach out to Partisan or his designated proxy. All Executive Vice Presidents have been assigned to report to a specific member of the new Executive Committee. The new SYNDICATE Executive Committee is as follows:Roy Mustang, Jessica Rabbit, Partisan Shortly after the corporate restructuring, SYNDICATE brought KINGS PARLIAMENT (NYSE:KPC) onboard as a wholly-owned subsidiary. SYNDICATE and KINGS PARLIAMENT have long enjoyed an excellent working relationship, and we are happy to have them as part of the corporate family. KINGS PARLIAMENT joins ELYSIAN LEAGUE and TOP GEAR 2002 as valued, wholly-owned subsidiaries of SYNDICATE, Inc, and will contribute greatly to the humanitarian missions undertaken by the Company. Today, SYNDICATE announces that her Chief Strategic Officer, Partisan, will be taking an extended sabbatical. Partisan, known in corporate circles as "The Snake" for his unparalleled lobbying ability, will be taking a month off from his duties to attend a retreat on a snake farm in the Australian Outback. As part of this retreat, he will be participating in a kangaroo harvest, and learning how best to prepare dishes containing kangaroo meat. We wish him the best in his endeavors, and hope that he will return refreshed and invigorated. During this sabbatical, Valakias will serve as acting Chief Strategic Officer. Media and new investors are encouraged to use Roy Mustang or Valakias as their point of contact during the CSO's sabbatical. SYNDICATE's current peacekeeping operation in the Alphan territories continues successfully. The majority of the surrounding infrastructure has been destroyed, and the locals have opted to heavily irradiate the golf courses in retaliation. All Company operatives are equipped with radiation suits for their safety, however civilians are not afforded the same protections, and should keep clear of all combat zones and water hazards. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, Kings' Parliament, which offers international lobbying advice to dictatorial regimes worldwide, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to employ Jeremy Clarkson even after his firing from the BBC and replacement by Top Gear 2015. Executive Summary:- tS has new structure, now a Triumvirate- TKP merged into tS- Partisan is taking a month-long road trip- tS does not negotiate with terrorists is still at war and okay with that 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Australia just revoked the Snake's visa. You can take him back. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Congrats gents (and lady). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 (edited) - tS does not negotiate with terroristsSomeone let George WANA Bush get too close to the announcement draft. Edited May 6, 2016 by Kurdanak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I am going to need the Syndicate post war so therefore this post is about how amazing the Syndicate and its leadership is. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 also, #ManthraxForTrium 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psweet Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Dammit, I was hoping this was a peace announcement so that I could sell rebuilding loans to you guys. Anyhow, in case you need the reminder, Stratton Oakmont will be here for you when it's over. That goes for both sides of the war. Money doesn't discriminate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 also, #ManthraxForTrium Been there, done that, he ran away screaming Dammit, I was hoping this was a peace announcement so that I could sell rebuilding loans to you guys. Anyhow, in case you need the reminder, Stratton Oakmont will be here for you when it's over. That goes for both sides of the war. Money doesn't discriminate We're happy to talk peace if approached Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foltest Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Been there, done that, he ran away screaming We're happy to talk peace if approached Does the member requesting peace have to be in alpha? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 also, #ManthraxForTrium The first time this happened, Partisan and Roy decided I was going to be trium while I was at work. "Hey Thrax, you're one of the leaders of the AA now, you're running econ in a game none of us know any of the mechanics of, the AA might implode if you don't do a good job, love you!" ...and now they make smarmy comments, like there's no reason I might be reluctant to end up anywhere near that situation again. See what I'm up against? It's not so much the evil as the acting like they're innocent that gets to me. In any case I'll be hanging around and pitching in where I can. If you see me around irc, feel free to hit me up, no matter who you are. 4 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 What the hell... where's my Hippo position 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 The amount of !@#$ available for this war is severely lacking in TS's department. Sorry fam, our team was expecting a global war Not really much propaganda for a small skirmish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 The war's still going? You'd think chewing on bones of a corpse would get old eventually Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan the Red Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 The war's still going? You'd think chewing on bones of a corpse would get old eventually It does. But Alpha seems to be fond of their war strategy based on breaking our knuckles with their faces. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Sorry fam, our team was expecting a global war Not really much propaganda for a small skirmish Oh shit, I heard propaganda, waddup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 DOW on Vanguard again. Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Basically we need anti-GPA stuff. All stuff are anti-GPA stuff moron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Snek flag dump? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Woot Posted May 7, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) I've been saving these for when The Syndicate gets declared on or wins a war. But if the snake meme market is crashing I'm not going to be the last one out. Edited May 7, 2016 by Woot 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) Edited May 7, 2016 by TheNG 4 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ayayay Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Wasn't TS a triumvirate before? Wasn't that why Cynic originally left? Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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