Popular Post Ayayay Posted January 3, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) Holy shit. That guy looks !@#$ creepy. I decided I wanted to make video games for a living last night. I don't know anything about creating video games but I'm a masochist who will work on everything beyond the point of self-harm. That's what "we" in the industry call "work will." I'm also really good at hitting random buttons on the keyboard, pretty sure that counts as a feature. I have no idea what I'm doing so I'm just going to make a game and hope for the best. Graphics are overrated so I'm just not going to bother, same idea with story and an actually functional game. I also don't really want to bother with making the game accessible to anyone so beginners and casuals need not apply. For some strange reason I'm unable to do less than 100% of the work. I decide to not deal with graphics or sound as they're both overrated. After a really quick coding session late one night I decided I did enough work and released the game. I don't know what any of these numbers mean, but I think 40% might be a passing grade. "Off the market" of course means I decided three months was long enough and sold the game to some random IT consultant. However, I did walk away with enough money to make another game \o/ I figured that maybe I should make the new game prettier so I massively increased the emphasis on graphics. Other than that everything is pretty much the same. Now I just need to figure out a name and theme for it... hmmm.... OH! I know! Everyone is gonna love this and I'm going to be rich and get a mansion and retire at 25 and get a smokin' wife and everything! !@#$ you disembodied voice! Those were my dreams you just shattered ;_; Also, how can this game be worse than PN? How is that even possible? Screw it, I'm just not even going to bother dealing with ME. I'm going to make a new game and it will be my pièce de résistance. This time everything will work out fine and everything will be okay. I'd aim higher but I don't want to be hurt again, not like last time... I decided a shake up was in order. Some might say this would alienate my fans but I don't have a single one for some reason. I also improved graphics once more and I'd show some screenshots if I could get MS paint working again. Anyways, time to release my game. I just want it to be at least as good as PN this time. Seriously, I just need it now to help restore my self-esteem after that last blow... Hmm, and maybe I'll lower my goals too. I'll retire at 26 this time and maybe instead of a mansion I'll get a Ferrari... Yes, I am now properly braced for whatever comes. At least I know here's no way this could end worse than ME. !@#$ Edited January 3, 2016 by Metro 3 37 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 A day in the life of Sheepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 Lmfao! Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 lulz Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Pixel Nations ia better than PnW What the !@#$ have you done. 1 Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Popular Post Alex Posted January 4, 2016 Administrators Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2016 This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. 3 21 Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ayayay Posted January 4, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2016 This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. You heard it here first folks. This topic is now endorsed by Sheepy. 2 5 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 You spelt Politics & War wrong. Clearly the reason for the bad review. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 You bastard, Metro. I pee'd myself a little. Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "I have seen better graphics, very mediocre. The sound is reallybad. It makes my ears hurt. The control is too complex. They really should have improved this. What a lousy game! I nominate it as worst game of the year." Should really put that review on the home page. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trajan Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 lol funny Quote Roman Empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Polo Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 lol. I concur with sheepy, best post since this game went live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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