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It has occurred to me that I have been rather unfair in my propaganda efforts towards IQ. And that unfairness is made worse by the lopsided distribution of people skilled in such things. I have therefore decided to accept the NPO propaganda team position I was offered like two years ago. As such, I am now proud to present this NPO recruiting short, entitled "Flat is Justice". Enjoy!

I'd provide some text here, but already spent 3 hours to many on this so.

To combat whales and their strong cities elite operatives must take upon the hard task of bringing them down. An easy task, however, for the Ayyslamic State. This is only the beginning

don't wish that evil on me also lordship you suck

Have we hit step four yet folks?

I would like a minute of your time to speak about a few things I think need to be said. Thanks for reading in advance. 1. This terminal iq fight is hilarious on so many levels. Regardless I have a deep wish for it to stop for three reasons. A. It only is gonna expand as support of the snake grows. Hell I even like the hippo now. I believe Iq should just offer white peace with a nap for extended agreed upon time restraints. B. This is only setting both factions back C. The world wants something bigger. Increased IQ paranoia isn't helping. Their time should be spent prepping for the real conflict about to happen. 2. Something else I wanna chat on is the need for more apeman embargoes. We were going strong there but it really faded quick. I'm not your friend, I don't want your business or resources. I can't embargo the whole game so embargo the ape. In closing I just want to point to iq giving immediate white peace with a nap. It is what's best guys. You know it as much as everyone else. Of course it is iq choice. I hope they like the choice and realize every action has a reaction, Not always equal or even opposite, just a reaction. Thanks for the time. Please return to leaving me alone. frick off Apeman Still love you frags, sorry you are hurt

Especially from a Christian alliance. I mean, burning the bush. So obvious.

So we're being hit for doing what you guys always wanted to do but were to busy and consticted by all your paper? I've seen you're raiders, and they are laugable at best, and those who were any good ended up on our side eventually. But bring it, a pirate is safest and most satisfied when all his def slots are full. And as a sing of acknowleding your 3rd SOPA, or is it the 4th? 5th? Either way, as acknowledgment of yet another SOPA attempt, we'll,... just continue doing what we were doing thus far pretty much unhindered? Yup. Also, even tough I'm a bit busy IRL and was in VM for almost 2 weeks now, I wish my fellow captians a good raid and plently of loot! Arrgh!

In case Kastor's is too confusing, I've made my own:

This is funny but you're totally off if you assume Partisan is ever going to experience any kind of character growth.

Daily reminder that @Curufinwe sucks ?

Preserving for posterity. Right here we have an IQ leader saying that trying to fight more then 50 nations with over 400 would be an over extension for them. And said same leader doesn't know the difference between a Recognition of War and a deceleration of war. Thats kinda sad. I know you've never been exposed to a competent alliance before, but this is what competent alliances do when a member is attacked. If the attackers alliance leadership doesn't make them stop after trying diplomacy, its effectively an act of war by their alliance as a whole and should be treated as such.

Underrated post. This guy gets it; pirates have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Meanwhile, every upkeep dollar, every munition spent, every gas burned, every missile eaten is just that much less for TKR etc. to have to use against someone else. Just because the cost is well affordable does not make it negligible; every pixel wasted is a pixel not spent on defense or growth. And, well, you're really going to have to spend a lot of pixels to even inconvenience the likes of dedicated raiders.

....that's because you hit them, they tried to get it diplomatically resolved and you refused to peace out? Unless you plan to give KT the exact same treatment, You're out of line :P. I've seen the logs. It was made very clear that there was no peace to be had. Good on IoM for standing up for itself.

1v1 me irl

Still no weed references, huh? Sad.

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https://medium.com/@sharhondaknottdawson/a-helpful-guide-for-white-people-on-black-panther-opening-weekend-2986cfbef36d The Roz being a white man is willing to hear to advice given specifically for him for he is most humble. The Roz of course will not use any such advice for the Roz knows far more than these so called experts... but nevertheless... The Roz will take a look at it all. You guys are free to add your own thoughts: Rule NUMBER 1: Absolutely no shhhhing! Black people are an expressive, loud people. Expect noise and commentary, throughout the movie. Shhhhh’ing a Black person during Black Panther is the equivalent of calling us the n-word. Well, not the n-word, but pretty close. Basically don’t shhh us. If you are lucky, there will be another Black person who is at the movie, to actually watch the movie, that will do the shhhing for you. If not, you are out of luck. Words of Roz: So lets see. It leads with a stereotype, an animalistic one you could say. It diminishes the punch of racism by making it equal to something very light. It states that white people should leave it to other black people to police themselves. Even the image it has if linked has a grown white woman and a black child... uh... this is what a parody of these sort of guys would look like. RULE NUMBER 2: Colored People Time (CPT) I know you will show up early to see the previews, Black people have waited too long and worked too hard on their outfits, to just sit in the dark. The entrance is part of the theater. We will be late. We will be using the stairway like a runway. And we will take lots and lots of pictures. (Because how else will people see how good we look) Words of Roz: White people show up early... black people are late? Black people are also vain? RULE NUMBER 3: EXPECT Dancing: With all the focus being on the movie part of Black Panther, no one has talked much about the music. Apparently, there is an AMAZING Black Panther soundtrack to accompany the movie. Black people will dance and sing. It’s what we do. Will you miss parts of the movie because of our laughing and dancing? Yes. You have been warned. My advise, just enjoy the music. Words of Roz: Wait... what? I watch wrestling and a gimmick for black wrestlers, if face, is actually dancing. The actual wrestlers have no problems with it and bloody hell have the New Day worked it into something great and beloved... but there is that small section of progressive types who see dancing + black = racism. So... is it not here? RULE NUMBER 4: Seating Okay, movie theaters have made the process of seating so much easier for everyone. At most theaters, you are assigned a seat on your ticket, which makes disputes almost null. But, again, look at rule number 1, Black folks will not be there on time, and when you add the time it takes for everyone in the theater to look at our outfits, the movie will probably have started by the time we get into our seats. If a Black person is in your assigned seat, and its a good chance that they will, this is how you handle it. Blame “the man.” Use this script and it you will be fine. “I hate when the movie theaters mess up my tickets. They ALWAYS mess up. Can you just check your seat assignment because I think they put the wrong seat on my ticket. They have me sitting here.” Words of Roz: ??? Bizarre. So... blame the man if a black person inconveniences you? What? RULE NUMBER 5: Michael B. Jordan Alright, he is the villain. Typically, the villain does not get positive affirmations from the crowd. Michael B. Jordan is fine as hell though. Each time he comes on the screen, we will cheer. When he takes off shirt , we will be loud. You will probably mess important parts of dialogue. Your White instinct to shhhh us, or go to the usher, is inappropriate. If you are going to the Black Panther movie to actually watch and hear the dialogue, wait until after opening weekend. Again, if you shhhhh us, well, you wouldn’t, because we will be extra pumped from Black Panther and will give you the cussing out of your life. Words of Roz: Uh... as a white male I would not be concerned about black women cussing me, no reason that can't lead to some very fun times. It'd be the black men, men not man, that I'd be worried about. Ummm, "white instinct"... right. RULE NUMBER 6: Expect random outburst of Black colloquiums: “You better say that!” -“Werk!” -“Get yo shit and get out”(if Angela Basset says anything to anyone, we are immediately transported by to “Waiting to Exhale.” Any reference to Trump, White supremacy, or KKK, expect “frick that shit!” followed by a round of cheering, jeering at Trump, and maybe, if you are lucky in the right theater, you’ll get a group singalong. I don’t know what the song will be but I would predict the chorus to “formation” or “We gonna be alright” Kendrick Lamar, or the universal, “ heeeyyyy , heeeeyyyy ,” that isn’t really a song but more of a black battle cry that motivates us all. Words of Roz: Isn't Black Panther in essence about maintaining culture and many other things that Trump is for? Hey Hey is a black battle cry also? What? Feels like this is some documentary on animals. "This here are the black people in their natural habitat. Listen to their Hey Heys and marvel". RULE NUMBER 7: No Cultural appropriation (The Rachel Dolezel Rule) Okay, White people, you aren’t used to being told that you can not do things. But trust me, for the love of all things WONDERFULLY BLACK, trust me! DO NOT TRY AFRICAN INSPIRED OUTFITS OR HAIRSTYLES FOR THE MOVIE! I’ll do a link to cultural appropriation but the summary is just don’t do it! *The closest you can do is maybe a Black panther t-shirt, but only with your blue jeans or khaki’s . No cornrows, no baseball caps, nothing with the red, black and green flag on it. *Maybe a Black Lives Matter shirt would be okay. I need to confer with the Black Delegation. (if you don’t know what the Black Delegation is, then you should definitely not wear the Black lives Matter shirt. Words of Roz: Baseball caps are black culture clothing??? Is everything black if black people start using them? Also Rachel Dolezel? Transracism much? RULE NUMBER 8: More on cultural appropriation Black Panther is a sacred Black event, where we will finally feel free to be, our Blackest self. You, White person, will free the urge to “connect” and want to join in on the fun. Don’t. Please don’t try and “act black” or “talk black” or “dress black” or do “black handshakes.” Just smile and nod. And resist the urge to shhhh people. (That is honestly going to be your hardest struggle. The Blacks will be very loud.) Words of Roz: ... A sacred black event? White people wanting to connect with black people and have fun together is... wrong... right. Though it is true that a white person, a white man especially should not "act black". After all the Nubian Queens like it when we're as they like it. RULE NUMBER 9: GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR REPARATIONS Bring your Black friend and pay for their ticket. It is the closest to reparations we will ever get. Also, you get extra points is offer to purchase all foods. If there is a bar at the movie theater, you must order dark liquor. Absolutely no Budweiser or PBR’s, no specialized craft beer, no wine and none of the white people Crown and Coke, the Gin and Tonic. Dark liquor, cognac, straight or with cola only. Or just drink pop. Follow these rules and you will be privy to a special moment in Black History. Remember, you are only an observer.; Not a participant. To hear the entire dialogue of the film, I suggest you come the following weekends when the crowds have died down to actually watch the film. Enjoy and Happy Black History Month! GO SEE BLACK PANTHER! Words of Roz: Reparations? Dark liquor for black people only? White people are only observers? White people if they want to actually hear the movie should let all the black people watch it first, and when it's safe and black free watch the film then? Conclusion: If the far-right ever starts falling in popularity at least those involved always have the career path of progressive writer for rags open for them out there.

>our members wanted to hit Arrgh >only hits Arrgh so long as 3 other alliances join them Cowards.

Good luck with that, IQ are 600 nations controlled by Roq with proxies

Extensive response to IQ member detected.... Is it snappy? ..... Affirmative...... Deploying memes....

I don't think you understand exactly what I was pointing out. Could you have beiged me? Sure. Did you have military supremacy? Well, your Air did. Did I still do more damage to you while fighting 5/6 others at the same time? Yes. Could you have prevented that without beiging me? Yes. Did you? No. Not quite sure what you think you're accomplishing. You wasted MAPs to bring me down to 2 Resistance, then I built up knowing you'd have to beige me in order to kill my newly recruited military. You also wasted MAPs on Infra that is cheap to rebuild. But if you are confident in what you're doing, please continue. It's working out great.

I think Partisan joining IQ while NPO is refusing to sign with TKR would be the Penultimate Kayser-Cuck.

Guys I only come when summoned. That being said... I wouldn't really call it a level playing field.

No idea what your talking about, each face is a separate character. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it. Your just jealous that Ripper and Avekeal got such large parts.

looks at the 5 latest posts @DragonK are you talking to someone or I am just going crazy?

Meh, we've had worse, check the "Paperss please" for instance. And "Purple Spy War". We've used to it. Being the "bad guys" gets you that attention. Also makes for top quality shitposting while attacking the attackers's morale, ego, pride and anything to do with selfesteem

Weird. I remember rolling Polaris before that. They had a loudmouth who was brave enough to come to Arrgh server and diss pirates. Luckily for him he was way below my war range. Unluckily for him Polaris govermen't wasn't. I don't think blitz even started properly when Polaris surrendered and accepted my terms to beat the shit out of that guy. Then some 3 months passed, and I heard SK was organizing some sort of joint action against Arrgh. So I persuaded 3 participants it was against their interest to go agaisnt us while rolling SK. And all of that after another big mass raid we barely recovered from. Then Polaris, for reasons unkown to me, tought that attacking Arrgh while we were preempting an all out assault against us would not be met by our most trusted allys. I mean even if we weren't having joint actiosn beforehand, you'd surely realize how it looks when a block attacks a single alliance? Right? Isin't it common sense for those paperless alliances, to drop whatever disagreements they have and unite against bigger oppponents? I had good allys in both RW and TEst, but they were hardly the only ones willing tho help us out. But unlike some people, I can exercise restraint, and prevent massive gangbangs against undeserving opponents. But I digress, fond memorys of past get me talking easily. Yes game is stale, and this is not making it any better. After almost a year of not doing anything worthwhile, you do something completely irrelevant and blow it out of proportions, so you feel you've acomplished something, when in reality you haven't acomplished anything, and then you fortify and brace yourself, for another year of doing nothing?

You refused to peace out the individual nations from IoM when they left JEst. You did not declare on IoM as an alliance. Vosunda joined the Knights Templar after leaving JEst. I have been informed that you have not even attempted to go after him. This looks like a classic case of selective application of policy and flexing on the weak. Are you afraid?

To all the people posting in support of Arrgh and trashing TKR for wasting a ton of money: Thank you for you support, but let's keep in mind that going to war and doing something off the cuff shouldn't be limited by who's gonna lose more money. If you wanna declare war on someone, go for it. Hold a grudge, make an enemy, fight a battle, shake it all off afterwards. Arrgh is living proof that you can survive through wars just fine. Just have fun.

Jesus fricking Christ on a pogo stick, you idiots are trying to suck up to Roq so hard you're starting to write like him. Except he's starting to embrace the power of memes so you're a year out of date, as per usual for your FA.

Lord knows TKR needs the help of a few other alliances to stand a chance against the hulking behemoth of the rank #39 alliance.

So Thalmor runs a little Bible reading which is all very nice until you remember there is no Quran reading. Obvious Islamophobia. As such I will now and then be posting from the Quran here, however I'm not going to be dishonest like many are and simply be extracting bits and pieces from the Quran, no, I'll be going in order from the start. The Quran is a big book so I will be posting bits of varying length, and please do feel free to chime in where I may have interpreted the word kill for violence when it really means love, just an example that I'm sure won't come up but worth noting. Red = Quran Blue = Rox We start with the opening, al-Fatihah. 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. Pretty standard stuff. It's wrong of course as only the Roz is most gracious, merciful, and all the rest however the Roz lets it slide. Now we start with the meat of which the opening course is the Heifer, al-Baqarah. 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. I checked what this means... basically gibberish. Odd start. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful. Followers will be successful and such. Okay 6. As for those who disbelieve—it is the same for them, whether you have warned them, or have not warned them—they do not believe. Here it starts 7. Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and over their vision is a veil. They will have a severe torment. So Allah has put a seal on their hearts and then punishes them for it? Sounds very cruel. 8. Among the people are those who say, “We believe in Allah and in the Last Day,” but they are not believers. 9. They seek to deceive Allah and those who believe, but they deceive none but themselves, though they are not aware. 10. In their hearts is sickness, and Allah has increased their sickness. They will have a painful punishment because of their denial. ??? So Allah causes the "sickness" and then increases it to punish them? It is really denial if Allah makes it your truth? 11. And when it is said to them, “Do not make trouble on earth,” they say, “We are only reformers.” 12. In fact, they are the troublemakers, but they are not aware. I didn't note it before but you'll notice a few lines above talk of deceivers who talk of being Muslim. Here you get talk of reformers and how they are evil. People wonder why Conservative is so strong when they have a club right from the start to beat people with? 13. And when it is said to them, “Believe as the people have believed,” they say, “Shall we believe as the fools have believed?” In fact, it is they who are the fools, but they do not know. You know the whole, so and so was for people back in the past and we're more modern now so we don't act like this? Wrong. You're a fool if you think that, not my words, the Quran's. 14. And when they come across those who believe, they say, “We believe”; but when they are alone with their devils, they say, “We are with you; we were only ridiculing.” 15. It is Allah who ridicules them, and leaves them bewildered in their transgression. Allah also ridicules those who has purposely sealed the hearts of, increased the sickness of... ??? 16. Those are they who have bartered error for guidance; but their trade does not profit them, and they are not guided. 17. Their likeness is that of a person who kindled a fire; when it illuminated all around him, Allah took away their light, and left them in darkness, unable to see. Does Allah get off on punishing people for something that ain't their fault? 18. Deaf, dumb, blind. They will not return. Not to question Allah's writing skills here but Deaf and Blind are physical impairments while Dumb is a mental one. 19. Or like a cloudburst from the sky, in which is darkness, and thunder, and lightning. They press their fingers into their ears from the thunderbolts, in fear of death. But Allah surrounds the disbelievers. 20. The lightning almost snatches their sight away. Whenever it illuminates for them, they walk in it; but when it grows dark over them, they stand still. Had Allah willed, He could have taken away their hearing and their sight. Allah is capable of everything. Wait... I thought they were to be Deaf, Dumb, and Blind. Why did Allah just bother with one, not fully even, and not do the others? Mercy? Now? 21. O people! Worship your Lord who created you and those before you, that you may attain piety. Piety is simply belief? 22. He who made the earth a habitat for you, and the sky a structure, and sends water down from the sky, and brings out fruits thereby, as a sustenance for you. Therefore, do not assign rivals to Allah while you know. 23. And if you are in doubt about what We have revealed to Our servant, then produce a chapter like these, and call your witnesses apart from Allah, if you are truthful. Wait a second... if I'm understanding this correctly... the Quran is open to new faiths if witnesses can be provided? But... all those faiths that Islam punished greatly... very bad boys going against the Quran. 24. But if you do not—and you will not—then beware the Fire whose fuel is people and stones, prepared for the disbelievers. Ah of course. You will not as it's impossible, of course. Fire whose fuel is people and stones? What is with the stone fetish I must ask? Odd stuff. 25. And give good news to those who believe and do righteous deeds; that they will have gardens beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with fruit therefrom as sustenance, they will say, “This is what we were provided with before,” and they will be given the like of it. And they will have pure spouses therein, and they will abide therein forever. Ummm? This is talking of men as women cannot have spouses, even in Heaven. Pure often refers to virginity which refers to the monsters that are the pure virgins who are so large you could fit your whole body in their vagina and still not break it... they indeed stay virgins forever, no man is taking that virginity... but I digress. 26. Allah does not shy away from making an example of a gnat, or something above it. As for those who believe, they know that it is the Truth from their Lord. But as for those who disbelieve, they say, “What did Allah intend by this example?” He leads astray many thereby, and He guides many thereby; but He misleads thereby only the evildoers. Allah purposely leads people astray. Practical joker that Allah. 27. Those who violate Allah’s covenant after its confirmation, and sever what Allah has commanded to be joined, and commit evil on earth. These are the losers. Allah channelling the Donald. There would be a "Sad!" at the end but Allah does not see it as such. 28. How can you deny Allah, when you were dead and He gave you life, then He will put you to death, then He will bring you to life, then to Him you will be returned? Ending on a question? I'm not following this, but if he has laid everything out then why question? You know the answer. 29. It is He who created for you everything on earth, then turned to the heaven, and made them seven heavens. And He is aware of all things. Well him being aware of all things is firmly established above yes. How he punishes people for sicknesses he has purposely granted them. We now take a break here as the next bits go into the matter of Satan, Heaven, Adam, and that stuff. Please discuss the above extracts from the start of the Quran if you have anything to add, which might be hard I know as the Roz hits everything very nicely... however the Roz is always open to hearing how great he is so feel free to add that to the discussion if nothing else. The Roz will say that he is no expert, however as we know, experts tend to be to quote Allah, Deaf, Dumb, and Blind.

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Straight from the frontlines, this is a special broadcast from your warriors of dynamism: Terminal Jest. For your reading pleasure please grab your choice of liquor, sit down, play the follow video and remember: What's wrong with being competent? Following the glorious cultural, religious and score victories booked by the the deadly joke, grey eminence Fraggle of Fraggle rock was sent as the victors' chosen emissary to negotiate a peace agreement with the defeated forces of the Inquisition. Through no fault of her own however, the esteemed Fraggle of Fraggle Rock was unable to broker an agreement as she was met with ominous silence. Later, a clear message was communicated to Jester forces: No peace was to be had for the foreseeable future. Girthful Buorhann the Barbarian and his companions were to be punished for daring to defy the hivemind's hegemonic ambitions. And so, Kayser, Bane of stagnation, Destroyer of Blobs, Builder of trust, Breaker of treaties, Wagger of Fingers, Sheriff of Orbis and Champion of Dynamism rallied scattered inquisition reinforcements in a strike on Arrgh combatants in the war for Dynamism. The Cops Radiant were rushed on scene to apprehend key target Blubear, before he could execute phase 2 of his rogue plan to provide military relief to the Terminal effort. Further preemptive attacks were conducted on arrgh members suspect of being capable of assistance. This Radiant intervention comes at the heel of previously reported attempts at politically sabotaging the Terminal war, and falls in line with reported passive endorsements of the guineapig mastermind. Terminal Jest recognizes the necessity for The Knights Radiant to sacrifice destabilizing elements in the game for the purpose of building bridges of trust with the inquisition. It goes without saying that without a grand gesture of this magnitude, our collective hopes and dreams for a better, more dynamic Orbis are lost. We at Terminal Jest are thankful for the Knights' continued commitment to a dynamic, entertaining and warlike Orbis. The assault on arrgh is not the only resounding success booked during this crusade for minispheres, inter-sphere warfare and political activity. Sources have confirmed that The Knights Radiant's reputable "Hawkishness self-help hotline" succesfully managed to avert a potential disaster recently: (red: source) The escalation of such a war could have been a threat to the very political fabric of this brave new political order. This brings us to the first official portion of this broadcast: Terminal Jest officially issues a Recognition of Dynamism towards The Knights Radiant. Your efforts are understood, appreciated and reciprocated. You are a shining beacon in a dark stagnant work, and your tireless effort to salvage this barren political wasteland is inspirational to us all. We can not fathom the constant anxiety you must feel as you take the vast weight of the many sins of the shattered status quo upon your shoulders and lead us towards new, better beginnings with no motive or agenda beyond the structural adherence to your noble and honorable code of chivalry. To that end, Terminal Jest glady sacrifices Bluebear and Arrgh as a martyr to the cause of dynamism. On to our the second and final point of this broadcast! During what was dubbed a war on piracy, Cerberus government engaged in hostilities against a Terminal Jester. Following a Terminal request for clarification on the status of relations between our alliances, Cerberus government was quick to classify relations as peaceful, and the aggression as a "raid". No peace was offered however, and Terminal Jest officials were told that the rest of government "did not care". The irony of Cerberus government engaging in raiding activities while conducting a war on raiders is not lost on us. With all the above in mind, Terminal Jest recognitzes that an official state of hostilities exists between its member nations and Cerberus. - Prefondare, out.

this is brilliant!

Meh. So you avoid falling into old habbits, by falling into old habbits? Great. If I had to name an alliance that attempted to change the game and make it a bit interesting, well let's say alliances like Sparta or Hogwarts come to my mind. They simply found a worthy opponent that they had a realistic chance to beat, calulated the risks and potential chaining. And went with it. So, completley opposite of what you are doing yet again here. If only more alliances followed their example. And I see a couple alliances fighting the good fight, and following that example, such as IOM and AO. They, just like us, are single alliances, with realtively to absolutely no paper ties to major backers, fighting entire spheres. It reminds me of good old days when game was much simpler and almost fun to play. Too bad you guys killed it. Too bad Sheepy went with your whinning and made this game into such stale boring thing it is today, that attacking a pretty much zero'd out alliance by 4 alliance is called "progressive" "dynamic" and "interesting develpoment".

They awoke to a lit beacon atop the mountain, it could only mean one thing....war! The members of IQ started running with their tails between their legs at the site of Prefondue and his merry band of whales trailblazing through their cities, leaving the distinct footprint of a Hippo in each and every one. Once they realised continuing to counter Prefoundation lead to nothing but blubber and an increasing $20b+ black hole they decided to regroup and take out their frustrations on an alliance under the protection of their Overlord Roqster in an attempt to gain some positive publicity and war stats. Unfortunately for them said alliance had just gotten out of another blitz & dogpile and had hardly rebuilt, luckily for that alliance they will gain more than they lose. That seems to be a common occurrence with these masterminds, the Roqster wheel keeps landing on the same strategy. Let's go over it: Find a target that isnt stagnating the political landscape Gather everyone you can Declare on them an hour between a turn change Don't focus air, that's the worst unit! Sit back and relax, the dogpile was victorious! Wait for Ripper to post the net gains/losses from the war Scream in terror and ask the Overlord, what do we continue to do wrong? U do not know da wae is Roqster's response each time. So let this be a lesson to all nations, don't utilise aircraft, don't worry about double-buys and most importantly, don't beg for peace 5 minutes after you declare war(See below). Give thanks to Orange Defence Network when you spot a member of theirs, a year of nothingness leads to nothingness. If only every alliance followed suit, we may bring this NationSim to an end sooner. Assassin Order hereby recognises The Inquisition (and Dragonstone)'s blitz as an act of war and will react accordingly. Lets make that $20b hole a solid $50b Assassins. This would of been posted sooner but Fortnite is much more interesting that this.

I keep imagining ex-TKR gathering for a secret reunion of some sort and discussing ways to try to help out our alma mater. @Kayser Can we have a chat? Former TKR FA gov to current HoFA? I am legit concerned.

Doesn't he realise that he is talking to Lordship? Just because he calls himself Kastor doesn't mean it is actually Kastor. Look at the Avatar! It's clearly Lordship. That devious Lordship. Tricking his own subordinates into thinking there can be no peace.

He ain't listen for shit. @Kayser tryin to come out here and act like a fricking saint when all he did was give up being on top and let his membership live at the bottom. Great fricking job @Kayser! Begging like a little !@#$ to your memberships enemy is great FA amirite?

But you downvoted my posts

>be tkr >be criticized for writing a wall of text garbage that says nothing >write another wall of text garbage that says nothing smh IC died for this?

get off my lawn

Just kiss you two, that's a lot of sexsual tension

Why are there 4 alliances fighting pirates with no infrastructure? entirely a shitass waste

Man, you know damn well that TKR membership, and others, have wanted to attack Arrgh for quite some time now. You can understand people wanting to hit Arrgh... But.. You can't understand why they would go through with it? I guess I see what you're saying, but at the end of the day, we wanted to hit Arrgh, and so did they. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The more the merrier. And they're good people, so that's great, too In regards to the cost of the build up and so on.. I mean, ffs Orbis. Make up your mind. Do we want there to be wars, or do we cower in the corner worrying about the upkeep/militarization costs/infra? You can't have both. Don't you mean a culture victory?