Popular Post CoraMcstrap Posted February 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) It wasn't a good time to be a monster. For month after month the "pesky kids" of Mystery Inc. had been chasing all manner of beasts, determinedly pulling at their faces as if they could peel them off like a mask. It was most off-putting. Something had to be done. For instance it was only the other day that Fark had been floating around the launderette to get its whites whiter than white when someone started pulling at Fark's bedsheets expecting someone to be inside! USN was faring no better. It was that time of the month, the full moon was at its highest and everything was getting a little itchy. Popping down to the local farm for some drive-through sheep wasn't going to cut it as Mystery Inc. had parked outside. The Federation on the other hand was hankering after some skellington keys, perfect for finding lots of loot. UPN was depressed. It tried to be scary. Wearing a big black cloak and some fantastic dental work obviously helped but these days either the Scooby Gang was accusing them of putting it on or people kept standing around expecting them to sparkle in the sunlight! Something had to be done. After much discussion involving three virgins, two toads, and a goat the monsters came up with a magnificent idea. How about building a commune for 'hard done by' Monsters everywhere? Somewhere where they'd be safe, somewhere they could drink the blood of innocents in peace. The Federation sorted out the finances by discovering a nice rich family living all on their own in a big mansion. UPN redecorated, making sure to cover the window with wonderfully thick delightful purple drapes to keep out the pesky sunlight. Fark made sure to give the whole house a good airing by blowing over the furniture with a good gust of wind. Finally USN made sure the whole household would be well fed by digging a giant hole in the middle of the living room and filling it up with supper. As the four monsters relaxed they looked proudly at their work and let out a satisfied sound. This wasn't any old mansion, it was their mansion, a Haunted Mansion! Haunted Mansion Treaty Preamble- On 25/01/22 the signatory alliances come together to build a Haunted Mansion. No longer will ghouls and ghosts live in fear on the streets of Orbis, for they shall be provided with warm coffins and spooky snacks. The alliances of Haunted Mansion are committed to keeping the cauldron bubbling and full of frogs, scaring any do-gooders who want to clean out the creepy cobwebs and keeping the fridge filled with fresh blood. Section 1- Respect. Each monster has the right to put fresh locks on their own laboratory and agree not to steal any valuable ingredients from each other. A monster’s five-legged dog is his own to play with. If there are any arguments over who split the lizard spittle then the monsters agree to solve the issue amicably and without the use of wands. Section II - Intelligence. Each monster agrees to share any discoveries they may have found. Knowledge is power so such discoveries may not be disclosed to third parties without the consent of the majority. If any of the monsters find secret doors, hidden hallways, or traps inside the mansion, they will share with the other monsters to continue to create a spooky experience for anyone that visits. Section III - Defense. If any monsters come under attack from any inquisitors, witch-hunters or other assorted hammer horror cast members, the rest of the household will lend their ghouls, poltergeists and eye-monsters to deter the attacks. Section IV - Optional Aggression. If any monsters get peckish and feel the need to feed on some local villagers, the other monsters have the option to join them. Section V - Admission. If any monster wishes to indoctrinate any new blood to the household, it may be agreed upon by the passing of a unanimous vote and the sacrifice of a three-headed sheep. Section VI - Each monster agrees that any outside blood pacts must be agreed upon by the whole household before signing, except for any young, fresh, juicy protectorates who are the sole prerogative and responsibility of their protector. All outside blood pacts are strictly under the responsibility of the monster signing them. Other monsters will have no obligation to help clean up messes. Section VII - Cancellation Should any monsters decide that the blood is fresher in the next town they may leave after three nights have passed. Equally if the monsters collectively and unanimously decide that one of their fellows table manners are atrocious they may expel them from the household. The expelled member is kindly reminded to clean up their laboratory before leaving and arrange for an exorcism to remove any of their unwanted ghosts. Signed The United Purple Nations Prime Minister - Cora Mcstrap Chief of Staff - Cameron Axley The United Socialist Nations: Darvolt - Vanguard Matrix - Vanguard Farkistan Internal Affairs: RhealLuhb Foreign Affairs: Kitschie War Boss: Bozzie The Federation Kosta, King Shohan, Lord Ambassador TLDR: Mystery Inc has been reborn as Haunted Mansion Edited February 5, 2022 by CoraMcstrap 3 1 14 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosta Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 To new beginnings lads! 🍻 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Valerio Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Lmfao minc will never escape the rath of orbis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RightHonorable Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Interesting move. I wish you all the best of luck in the future and all that fun stuff 1 Quote Haatyc or'arue jate'shya ori'sol aru'ike nuhaatyc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirgogobeans Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Petition to rebrand UPN as Purple People Eaters in light of this rebrand 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Very interesting, if I must say. Perhaps this rebranding will revitalize the bloc. Best of luck! 1 minute ago, sirgogobeans said: Petition to rebrand UPN as Purple People Eaters in light of this rebrand Also, I formally sign this petition. Quote Jacob Knox Federation of Knox Advisor, Aurora Former Head of Military Affairs, Aurora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrognoot Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 very cool good luck to you all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) Petition denied. 🙃 Edited February 5, 2022 by Malichy 1 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 8 minutes ago, Malichy said: Petition denied. 🙃 Would you do it for a Scooby—doh! Wrong theme! 1 Quote Jacob Knox Federation of Knox Advisor, Aurora Former Head of Military Affairs, Aurora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultraodan Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Jacob Knox said: Would you do it for a Scooby—doh! Wrong theme! They might do it for a Spooky Snak tho Edited February 5, 2022 by Ultraodan 2 Quote Wait, what's a forum signature? Sounds pretty stupid imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Kell Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, CoraMcstrap said: This wasn't any old mansion, it was their mansion, a Haunted Mansion! When you see borderline copyright infringement! I pray good luck to you and that you will focus your time on stomping out your enemies and never giving anyone favorable in-game peace terms. Always, please consider the possibility of burning your paper. Edited February 5, 2022 by Balish Quote Listen to J Kell's new single: About The Author An early member of Roz Wei in 2015, J Kell went on to stay within the paperless world of Empyrea before signing with Soup Kitchen while scoring a record deal in 2019. J Kell went on to release multiple Orbis Top 40 hits. In 2020, J Kell took a break from Orbis. He's back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Good luck on the future! Kudos on the re-brand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I like this. Good luck friends! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Just when I thought we'd gotten rid of HM for good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalachthefirst Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Good luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemond Hauteville Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Good Luck 2 Quote Minister of Truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James J Brown Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Interesting. Best of luck in the future! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 First war needs to be called "The Monster Mash" good luck!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 I love the theme and the OP! Goodluck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt2004 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 12 hours ago, sirgogobeans said: Petition to rebrand UPN as Purple People Eaters in light of this rebrand I thought I told you to stop stealing my ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Am I reading this right that only UPN and Fark are in this so called bloc? 12 hours ago, Balish said: When you see borderline copyright infringement! You mean like Mystery Inc? Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Quote Am I reading this right that only UPN and Fark are in this so called bloc? Members are FARK, Federation, UPN & USN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoraMcstrap Posted February 5, 2022 Author Share Posted February 5, 2022 2 hours ago, zigbigadorlou said: Am I reading this right that only UPN and Fark are in this so called bloc? You mean like Mystery Inc? Someone may need to go back to school and relearn reading. 3 Quote UPN Prime Minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 You either die a Hero or you watch yourself become the monster. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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