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CoraMcstrap

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  1. Looking forward to this new adventure. Happy to be a part of this 🙂
  2. Green doesn't go with my complexion sorry. Come back another day.
  3. Innocent till proven guilty doesn't exist on the internet., All it takes is 1 accusation and most communities remove someone because they don't want to be viewed as defending a "bad person". It might not be just but it's the only way many online communities can protect themselves and their members and be seen to be doing it.
  4. Dwight knew it wouldn't be much longer. Ten days and twelve nights on an inflatable but leaky life raft was just a test. A test that every prospective Dunder Mifflin secondary assistant worldwide manager had to make. It’s surprising that Jim Halpert hadn’t hogged the job for himself, but instead had suggested it for Dwight. Maybe he’d misjudged him. Still, his supply of beats was running out and his attempts to use karate to catch fish had come to no avail so it was a relief when land was finally sighted. With a heavy flop he face-planted the sandy shore and yelped at aggravating his sunburn. Surely the Dunder Mifflin international headquarters was just up ahead, although he couldn’t see it through the heavy swathe of tropical plant life. It must be like the Hunger Games! Somewhere hidden amongst all this foliage must be others like him, armed to the teeth in a battle of survival for promotion. He knew this was going to be tough, but he also had his farmyard smarts and his martial arts training to fall back on. Even without his nunchucks he was a black belt in Goji-Ryu after all! In fighting pose Dwight stealthily blundered through the undergrowth only to be betrayed by a tightrope tied between two trees. When he came to, he found himself swinging by his heels and trussed up like an overgrown turkey in a giant net. Underneath and prodding him with sticks were tiny, round purple people wearing fig leaves and hula skirts. They looked cross. The smallest, but definitely the fiercest squeaked orders that even the other strange purple creatures failed to understand. Looking at each other blankly, one of them eventually shrugged and muttered “welsh!” before reverting back to throwing coconuts at poor Dwight. Many coconuts later Dwight was cut down and as he gazed up at the masses he implored “are you the secret masters of Dunder Mifflin?” “Dunder What?” replied the fierce Welsh leader of the Purple Folk who he later found out was called Cora. She introduced herself as the chief of the Ribenaberry tribe and had a couple of young fruitlings under each arm. They looked up at Dwight with wide-eyed amazement, they’d never seen someone so huge and salmon pink! Maybe he was a fish. Although he didn’t smell like fish, he smelt like soil. The now curious Ribenaberries planted themselves all around Dwight and asked him question after question about where he came from and so it was that they learnt about the fabled land known as “America”. In gratitude they agreed to supply Dwight with their local delicacy, a sweet tasting dark purple liquid in a cordial bottle. Just don’t ask how it’s TLDR Purple and purple makes a lovely shade of purple TLDR The British version of the Office is the funniest, unless you’re from Slough in which case it’s a depressing documentary on life TLDR The roundabout is real TLDR Ribenaberry natives are the fiercest Boring Stuff This is a MDoAP This has a 72 hour withdrawal notice For United Purple Nations Leadership Prime Minister - Cora Mcstrap Chief of Staff - Noreen Ministers Minister of Internal Affairs - Matt Minister of Foreign Affairs - Malichy Minister of Finance - Noreen Minister of Defense - Naaro Minister of Communications - Failure Minister of Education - Moonitaur For The Commonweath Dwight K Schrute Sweyn Forkbeard
  5. We didn't talk much but i did respect you and you gave me that back in return. Enjoy retirment
  6. Welcome to Midagrd. I look forward to work with you đź’ś
  7. I don't have words to express how sad I am to see this.
  8. The trouble is that you consider us bad because we chose not to engaged the game in the same way you do. We provide a community for like minded people who enjoy our play style. I'm not going to change that because you don't like playing that style. There is no "right way to play". Also if you don't like being called out when people think you are wrong maybe don't name drop them from your soap box
  9. Ahhh alliances who don't play the Roberts preapproved way must all disband rather then exercise their freedom to enjoy the game the way they want. I better go disband UPN. Oh wait no the other thing.
  10. They are doing an honourable thing. Do you need a dictionary to explain the meaning of the word.
  11. Happy to have you. UPN and USN together again 🥰
  12. Oh how will Aurora survive. Is this the end for them...... Wait no the other thing. Popcorn on stand by
  13. So happy to have our new friends in the Core
  14. It's been a pleasure working with you both. I look forward to having the same good relationship with Alex and Xi
  15. Pineapple is only acceptable once it's been juiced and all the stringy crap is removed
  16. Yes thank you because it shows that UPN is doing well under my leadership.
  17. UPN's internal politic system doesn't over ride peace terms if and when they get agreed.
  18. This topic is premature as the naming of this war is the subject of peace terms. |No vote should happen on this until the sides involved have decided if one is required
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