Popular Post Astryl Posted January 12, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 12, 2020 Official Announcement from the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving Jazz stands at a podium alone, looking around disheveled, the press had arrived only his own request... Everything is fine! Everything is going according the Plan™. They will feel my jackboots! All of them! Nukes, Tanks, Soldiers, Planes? Nothing will stop us! We'll raze the lot! KILL ALL PUBBIES! PUBBIES MUST BE DESTROYED, THEY ARE THE SCUM OF ORBIS. STARVE THEM OUT, RIP THEM OUT ROOT AND STEM SO THAT THEY MAY NEVER INFECT OUR LANDS AGAIN! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE, AND PUBBIES ARE INHERENTLY WEAK AND MUST BE EXTERMINATED. ONLY OPUS DEI CAN LIVE. ENEMIES OF OPUS DEI MUST BE FORCIBLY RE-EDUCATED. Jazz feverishly begins posting recruitment ads on SomethingAwful as he descends into maniacal laughter. 3 10 3 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaurg Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 WAR WAR WAR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR And Baseball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcKnox Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Quote Praise Dio. Every !@#$ing day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I stand before the carnage, baseball bat in hand, and sigh. There is always more work to be done. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Let the madness begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 This is the best thread that ever was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valid User Name Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I HUNGER! 1 Quote Feeding the alliance, one conquest at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalev60 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 Quote Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broke Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 feverishly trying to think of something to say Begone GOONS, may god, erm, our gReAt unItEd FoRCeS take down your, uh, retarded empire of stupid baseball and exterminate your ads from orbis, uh, forever 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Godspeed GOONS. May you blow OD's enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 This shit posting is why we need down votes back. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRackham429 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 TLDR: Goons recognizes hostilities with everyone not in OD. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 01/11 11:51 pm - Atlan of Independence union has cancelled The Lost Empire's NAP with GOONS. TRASH ALLIANCE, BURN. 1 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Jazz R Oppenheimer said: 01/11 11:51 pm - Atlan of Independence union has cancelled The Lost Empire's NAP with GOONS. TRASH ALLIANCE, BURN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlan Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jazz R Oppenheimer said: 01/11 11:51 pm - Atlan of Independence union has cancelled The Lost Empire's NAP with GOONS. TRASH ALLIANCE, BURN. Haha, says the guy who violated our peace treaty after 2 hours? Not to mention broke a NAP of their own just today? Well, I guess all I can say is you picked the wrong alliance to pick on, good luck out there. You're gonna need it. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broke Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Jazz R Oppenheimer said: 01/11 11:51 pm - Atlan of Independence union has cancelled The Lost Empire's NAP with GOONS. TRASH ALLIANCE, BURN. trash but still better than yours lmfao 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRackham429 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jazz R Oppenheimer said: 01/11 11:51 pm - Atlan of Independence union has cancelled The Lost Empire's NAP with GOONS. TRASH ALLIANCE, BURN. IC trash > OD trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Richard Payne III said: Haha, says the guy who violated our peace treaty after 2 hours? Not to mention broke a NAP of their own just today? Well, I guess all I can say is you picked the wrong alliance to pick on, good luck out there. You're gonna need it. You will rue this day until yoUR laST DAY! 2 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Broke said: trash but still better than yours lmfao We've defeated them once, and shall do so again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 >inherently weak >must be eradicated >must be re-educated if not eradicated >all because inherently weak >only strongest survive I dunno man, sounds kinda fash to me... Anybody checked to make sure this is the same Jazz and not one with a mustache? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 (edited) This thread is brought to you by the ASPCA... will you adopt a micro today?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gspElv1yvc Edited January 12, 2020 by Aero Xross 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astryl Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Akuryo said: >inherently weak >must be eradicated >must be re-educated if not eradicated >all because inherently weak >only strongest survive I dunno man, sounds kinda fash to me... Anybody checked to make sure this is the same Jazz and not one with a mustache? 1 4 Quote Queen of Chaos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Everybody gangsta til the shark start walkin' 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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