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Give in to your darkest desire Too long have PnW players with less palatable appetites gone without a home. To remedy this lack of self-expression, we present Durmstrang. Everyone has a dark side, be it necromancy, handcuffs or curses. Here at Durmstrang, we cater to your every desire. We are notorious for our well-equipped dungeons in which we can provide a variety of special “educational” services to satisfy your lust for exploring your more hidden passions. Feel free to join our discord server for a good time. https://discord.gg/DNEmCdR Protected by our big, handsome Daddy Hogwarts. We usually only like big boys, so unless you’re willing to do ‘anything’ to convince us we have a 20 city minimum to apply. Government: Head-master: Seb Starring: Goomy Rogue

I'm a simple girl. I see ass, I click like.

who in the game is under 13? we didn't have any nudes up there guys. its a little adult humor, you can find those gifs with parental control on even.

This really *crack*s me up. "Butt" I hope your alliance grows! I can really get "behind" this. o/ I guess I reached rock "bottom" with all of these "cheeky" puns. This is why I have no friends.

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Avansies DoE Brief History and Questions you may ask: 1) Jesus Christ why are you back? A: Avansies (1200 members) disbanded in March of this year. A split occurred that shattered most of the staff structure and the staff team were forced to pick sides. Needless to say it didn't end well. Splinter groups formed and friends became rivals. Avansies regroup and reformed in June and in 2 months has already gained 350 members on our discord alone. 2) That didn't answer the question. Why did you come back to P&W? A: Avansies has totally rewritten it's OOPPA (Order of Operations and Public Percival Agenda) it's gotten serious and it plans to act a little more...eh mature? Politics and War was an interesting game for both recruitment and enjoyment. It hopes that this time around with a more mature base and understanding that it turns into the polar opposite of the meme it created in 2016. So without further ado into the meat of this post. The Avansies DoE We, the gaming community known as "Avansies" are here to benefit and grow the Politics and War Community. Through honesty, loyalty and just means we plan to grow and thrive with the intent that everyone deserves a chance. We promise to uphold the teachings we have learned over the past and to teach those following us that they may one day lead. We promise to construct ties and friendships to not only help ourselves but help our new found friends as well. We promise to keep ourselves open minded and understanding to new concepts and ideas. Finally, we promise to uphold the basic player rights to be treated fairly and without prejudice as we ourselves would like to be treated. Our Alliance Our Discord Our Website Our Email - [email protected] Our Community's Code of Conduct - Avansies Accords Bonus Information: 1) Avansies will rarely post to the forums. 2) During it's first 2 months of Revival Avansies has placed in 2 gaming tournaments; One in Call of Duty: World at War (Earning 3rd place out of 24 teams) and the other on the Minecraft server Desteria (Earning 4th place out of 40 teams). 3) Avansies would not like this to be nominated for biggest wall of text.

So is it not the time to mention that I am 8?

PG-13? lmfao r u on drugs

I'm a simple bat pony. I see equine sex, I click like.

That's a high quality flag. Elegant, simple, and lets us know exactly what you're about almost instantly. 10/10

I would say some encouraging words, but knowing how it ended last time you guys were around.. well.. good luck.

Booty Fever

The Gothenburg Post: Volume 7 Issue #1 Hello everyone, my name is Nagisa Shiota and welcome, to a new Issue of The Gothenburg Post! Referendums Passed! With the conclusion of the civil war, the referendums taking place that would dictate the future of Finland and the Baltic States have continue to see weather or not they will join the Federation or not. In Estonia, the referend9m had pass with a stunning 82.45% wishing to join Scandinavia. This is despite the fact that Estonia had never been part of Scandinavia or the Swedish realm. In fact, they have been part of different nations such as Rokkenjima and Umbrella Corporation. In Ingria however, the referendum passed with only 59.52% voting to join. As Scandinavian militias march into Saint Petersburg and surrounding towns, caution has been given to military personnel as civilians in the area may be hostile towards them. With Scandinavian settlers emigrating into the area however, many people believe the fire will eventually extinguish itself. The Lines Have Been Drawn With the recent declaration of a Federal Monarchy in Scandinavia, plans have been made to divide the Federation into states, where an elected native would serve as Governor and will deal with the internal affairs of the state. After several days, the division is set to look like the image below, divided into 8 states and 3 Special Administrative Divisions that will be under control of King Ciel Wolf. (not shown) States Yellow: Iceland, Capital: Reykjavik Red: Norway, Capital: Oslo Blue: Sweden, Capital: Stockholm Orange: Denmark, Capital: Copenhagen Green: Finland, Capital: Helsinki Purple: The Baltic State, Capital: Riga Brown: Russia, Capital: Saint Petersburg Light Blue: Murmansk & Karelia, Capital: Murmansk Special Administrative Regions Region 1: Gothenburg Metropolitan Area Region 2: Wolfsburg Metropolitan Area (Real Life Stavenger, Norway) Region 3: Sineva Metropolitan Area (Real Life Aland Islands, Finland) However, these lines are still being put in consideration, with slight changes having a possibility of occurring. Once the changes have been finalized, Governors will be elected by the king and the Federation of Scandinavia will truly become a Federal Monarchy. Diplomacy at it's Finest With the restoration of the monarchy, Scandinavia will be looking forward to reaffirming current treaties as well as forging new ones with other nations. To reaffirm Scandinavian participation in the Tripartite European Association, or TEA, a summit will be held in Gothenburg, where ambassadors, diplomats and leaders of Scandinavia, Germany and Hungadada will meet to discuss current and future plans, as well as to establish our standing among the world. Two diplomatic missions have departed Scandinavia en route to the nations of Germany and Wintery, which will be the first two nations that Scandinavia will be interacting on the bilateral level, with plans for diplomats to be sent to Hungadada, the Holy Britannian Empire, the Nova Empire as well as the Meta Board. The Scandinavian Diplomat to Germany, Austrian born Roderich Edelstein, will be in Berlin to confirm German financial assistance as well as the establishment of new treaties regarding defense and trade. Wintery however, with it's neutral stance toward Scandinavia, has never had much interaction with us. However, the king has deemed it necessary to establish new relations with Wintery in order to secure Arctic trade routes and stability in the recently incorporated colonies of Singapore and Macau. Scandinavian diplomat, Feliciano Vargas, has recently departed from Gothenburg to the Royal Palace in Omni, where negotiations regarding diplomacy, security and financial affairs will begin. In the meantime, the TGP team would like to wish First Prince Kenji and Second Prince Kou of Wintery a happy belated birthday! May they both live long and enjoy wonderful and blessed lives! Now, that will be all for tonight. Thank you everyone for reading and have a wonderful evening!

Good luck Avansies! o/

Because that always works well... Good luck I guess?

Here is how to spot it: You don't. You just drop a couple of tons of napalm on the forest and be done with it.

Implying we knew you even exist. Happy to see there are so many forum mods around though.

Oh boy, now we got censorship for bikini pictures boys and girls. Game is really on it's death throes.

I had a booty pic as my avatar for like 7 months fam

The horse sex didn't get deleted though so I consider that a personal win.

And thus one realizes that their: *Hippo porn filter disabled*

10/10 Definitely a DoE of the Year candidate. Good luck "Bad Hogwarts".

I see Booty Boys have spread

It would be a shame if it somehow.. miraculously.. by accident.. go up in flames..

Kastor's been gone for a month but he's still draining banks in spirit.

Lol, there is a city in Arkansas called England, tho

We're interested. In return, we would like to give you some werewolf genes for research. Does this exchange suit you?

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brb I'm joining this rn

lolis are not allowed to watch this kind of stuff, next time please warn me before posting lewd things

o/ Durmstrang (Hmu if you like what you see)

Good to see you guys up and running :*

O M G NEED MOAR BLEACH Save my soul lord sheepy!

something about nukes.

inb4 Orbis Oracle has five pages of treaties Why does everyone feel like abusing paper recently? Figuratively and literally.

For a second time.

Surfer on Acid Plus: Jaegermeister Malibu Rum Pineapple Juice Cranberry Juice Surfer Acid Bomb: Jaegermeister Malibu Rum Pineapple Juice Red Bull Cranberry Flavor You won't find these anywhere, I mixed these together when the bartender asked me what I wanted the day my 2nd dog died and I said Idk, just mix shit together.

I remember back during 44... when we were storming the beaches and the Germans adopted jap weapons. They threw them .... I was scared for my life when one of the spinner bombs came next to me....

Ayy lmao

The Orbis Oracle (TOO): Issue 4 In this week's newspaper issue that you can find here: Learn more about the global NAP that comes to an end Get a summary of all current changes in the Treaty Web Read an interview from Reda, a broker of Zodiac Read stories, poems, and comics and play games with prizes! Our newspaper provides articles and brief news about P&W Wars, Diplomacy, Politics and Economy, exclusive interviews of nation leaders, as well as an entertainment section with stories, poems and even short games with prizes! Our team consists of members coming together from various alliances with different cultures and play styles (presented alphabetically): Arrgh, Pantheon, t$, UPN, and Zodiac. You can find us on our Discord server to get to know more about our activities, what is new in Orbis and, why not, join our team if you have a hidden talent like journalism or poetry! Enjoy!

Will anyone ever appreciate the fact that I wrote most of this issue?

A comic depicting a very exaggerated series of events happening in Pantheon. Starts with Purpleymoon going on vacation. Enjoy! You want to know why my comics are horrible? Because I suck at making them. And it doesn't help that I did this all on Powerpoint . (Photoshop won't open)

Glad to see this up. o7 KT