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Do Not Fear Jazz

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Here lies Do Not Fear Jazz, who on the 7th of February of this year was meticulously crushed like a grape by an angry old man named Partisan.  This unfortunate incident occurred in a sewer pipe in Embrace It’s capital city.  The deceased was reported to have shouted "GOONS!  I am undone!" just before expiring.  Do Not Fear Jazz is survived by some thankless family members, who are even now looting the personal effects of the departed.  Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month.

Leader of GOONS
August 2019 - February 2020
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Shamelessly copied from my nation bio. To Coalition A, whom decried the "death" of their communities, you now actively support holding a gun to my head ensuring that I cannot viably play this game. 

 

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I agreed in good faith, just like I attempted to with the peace talks.

@Kevanovia hit me up on discord.

@Roquentin RIP

@Shadowthrone RIP

@The Mad Titan RIP

@Seeker I'll be in touch brother.

@Princess Adrienne shark wine pls

@Epi differences aside, hope Camelot can overcome and not get crushed. I am available as a consultant.

 

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Jazz was one of a kind, we will not see his likeness for some time.

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"Kicked out" and "banned " by goons, yet they counter attacks against you, and you wonder why you aren't trusted. 

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>burned donut seems to get a rise

What???

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1 hour ago, Buorhann said:

>burned donut seems to get a rise

What???

Apparently it still does 😛

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However great news for everyone, you can now enter VM holding on to a bank and even better news if you want to re-roll you can now put everything you have in a bank and take it back out after you re-rolled
 


Alex has approved this by letting DNFJ do both in one go.

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lol alrighty then. A bit melodramatic.

 

You can take the snek off the streets, but you can't take the streets outta the snek.

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15 minutes ago, Prefonteen said:

lol alrighty then. A bit melodramatic.

 

You can take the snek off the streets, but you can't take the streets outta the snek.

You can take the dager noodle off the streets, but you can't take the streets outta the danger noodle.

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1 minute ago, MonkeyDLegend said:

You can take the dager noodle off the streets, but you can't take the streets outta the danger noodle.

PartiSwag

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Why is he allowed to cheat? Also DNFJ is a burnt donut, he cannot be trusted. 

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tfw Sphinx never heard of trading through blockades

Oh, Sphinxy...

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Similar to your moon landing, you wouldn't be the first.

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I'm comin', ya bastard. Hope you saved a few extra spots in hell.

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