Popular Post Dwight k Schrute Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) COVID-22 ANNOUNCEMENT Many citizens of Orbis have been sitting around living in fear, Children and mothers having sleepless nights hoping COVID-22 will not spread into something Orbis has never seen before. Others decided to take the matter into their own hands and target us while all we wanted to do was grow and spread our love. Theses others have now been caugh red handed using their terrorist activites against us. Evidence provided below…. With this disgusting activity happening we decided to see fit to keep an eye on their military activity and below you can clearly see a huge military build up, Assumingly this is to target us and to stop the spread of COVID-22. TLDR; The Fear (COVID-22) declares its existence The Fear (COVID-22) declares WAR on WTF Edited February 3, 2022 by Dwight k Schrute 1 25 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mac Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 (edited) The Fear strikes deep within us all. Watch out Orbis Also I apologise in advance for the formatting - we had a 30 minute conversation in the VC talking about how to post on the forums - it clearly didn’t sink in… 🤦♂️ Edited February 3, 2022 by Big Mac 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BelgiumFury Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 You're the guy who scammed all your members, yes? Seems apt to name your alliance after a parasitic creature then. 1 11 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jacob Knox Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 Unsure whether to downvote or laugh react Well uh... have fun with that war, because you have disturbed the mighty Johnsons. 1 10 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hidude45454 Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 On today's episode of who is dogpiling WTF this time 1 11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sphinx Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, BelgiumFury said: You're the guy who scammed all your members, yes? Seems apt to name your alliance after a parasitic creature then. Hey you're talking to a legend of Orbis... How many alliance leaders do you know who had the balls to auction off members of his own alliance Schrute farm? Also haven't you seen the Sopranos? Dwight's in waste management... Just because some of his money comes from less than legitimate means doesn't mean he's involved in so called "organised crime", or that he's a 'scammer'.... its a stereotype and its offensive. ;v 1 4 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzek Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, BelgiumFury said: You're the guy who scammed all your members, yes? Seems apt to name your alliance after a parasitic creature then. Virus, not a parasite. But I hear it was originally going to be named after a greek letter like Omicron, or Alpha and that the alliance is all multis. /s 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thalmor Posted February 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, BelgiumFury said: You're the guy who scammed all your members, yes? Seems apt to name your alliance after a parasitic creature then. He used the entire alliance as his own tax farm to grow his nation, then he tried to sell the alliance off. That's straight King Shit right there. Econ nerds all over the game have to have days-long arguments behind closed doors over increasing alliance taxes from 10% to 15%. Meanwhile, Dwight - acting decisive and self-interested as all rational people should - just takes the whole bank for himself. Uhh, hello? Based Department? 1 18 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 i feel like this happened before 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzard Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Thalmor said: He used the entire alliance as his own tax farm to grow his nation, then he tried to sell the alliance off. Don't forget the fact that they took him back with open arms after he left them after trying to sell the alliance. I'm sure he's the god of stockholm syndrome 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgiumFury Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, Borg said: Virus, not a parasite. But I hear it was originally going to be named after a greek letter like Omicron, or Alpha and that the alliance is all multis. /s A virus is per definition a type of parasite don't worry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namukara Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Dear Johnsons; One of your allies has been attacked. It's just that you didn't seem to notice and I think you might be interested to know. Maybe you could counter or something, idk. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, namukara said: Dear Johnsons; One of your allies has been attacked. It's just that you didn't seem to notice and I think you might be interested to know. Maybe you could counter or something, idk. BLOC* TFP side of johnsons arent directly tied to WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted February 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, namukara said: Dear Johnsons; One of your allies has been attacked. It's just that you didn't seem to notice and I think you might be interested to know. Maybe you could counter or something, idk. Counter with what? Hopes and prayers? That's about all they've got that's in range. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzek Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, BelgiumFury said: A virus is per definition a type of parasite don't worry maybe I'm misremembering bio classParasite an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense. but seems to me, a virus is not an organism (not a cell, or cells), it is not alive, and arguably does not derive nutrients (a virus reproduces by hijacking a cell, which is external). CDC - Parasites - About Parasites anyway, off topic, so... schrute bad, wtf = loot pinata 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Le Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 WTF is going on here. Might as well burn off a schruting onion 2 Quote shadows are all colors of the rainbow, just blocked by an object, we hide in those shadows, and we hide in those dark valleys every night and day they have a shadow in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight k Schrute Posted February 4, 2022 Author Share Posted February 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, Thalmor said: He used the entire alliance as his own tax farm to grow his nation, then he tried to sell the alliance off. That's straight King Shit right there. Econ nerds all over the game have to have days-long arguments behind closed doors over increasing alliance taxes from 10% to 15%. Meanwhile, Dwight - acting decisive and self-interested as all rational people should - just takes the whole bank for himself. Uhh, hello? Based Department? I feel a thalmor interview might be needed🤔 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassia Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Borg said: maybe I'm misremembering bio classParasite an organism that lives in or on an organism of another species (its host) and benefits by deriving nutrients at the other's expense. but seems to me, a virus is not an organism (not a cell, or cells), it is not alive, and arguably does not derive nutrients (a virus reproduces by hijacking a cell, which is external). CDC - Parasites - About Parasites anyway, off topic, so... schrute bad, wtf = loot pinata Ehh, this is more or less just a semantics argument. Viruses are by definition obligate intracellular parasites, many types of bacteria are also parasitic in their life cycle, but viruses and bacteria are generally excluded from the definition of parasitic diseases which only includes multicellular organisms or single celled eukaryotes like protozoans. Anyway, enough with the nerd shit, I'm just ready to burn other people's pixels. Edited February 4, 2022 by Cassia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 RIP that one c37 though While one could say that WTF could do some things to not get picked on time and time again (don't ask me, though, I've got nothing lol), never great to see an old/large member delete 😅 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepingNinja Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I'm surprised it's only the C37 that's deleted. Oblivion has been on and off rolling them for the past 4 months or so. One could wonder if they're trying to force WTF to delete. 🤷♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaHD Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Rooting for yall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deborah Kobayashi Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, BelgiumFury said: A virus is per definition a type of parasite don't worry 2 hours ago, Borg said: maybe I'm misremembering bio class only Eukaryotes can be defined as Parasites in biology, Bacteria & Viruses are defined simply as Pathogens with a parasitic way of life. Difference Between Parasite and VirusDefinition Parasite: Parasite is an organism that feeds with parts or vital products from another living organism called host. Virus: Virus is a microscopic pathogen (between 15 to 350 nm) that infects cells in living organisms. Organization Parasite: Parasites are eukaryotic organisms. Virus: Viruses are not-cellular structures. Reproduction Parasite: Parasites are able to reproduce by sexual or asexual reproduction. Virus: Viruses are unable to reproduce independently, they only reproduce by controlling and subordinating living cells. Localization Parasite: The parasites can parasitize on the surface of the host’s body or inhabit different organs and tissues. They can come in contact with the host only to feed or use it as a permanent habitat. Virus: Viruses are active only in living cells. Edited February 4, 2022 by Deborah Kobayashi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Iroh Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Oh I thought I was getting jumped on again for the global. Anyways good luck!! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Annayah Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Dwight k Schrute said: -snip- 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evlar Ball Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Beware the sleeping bear which thou hast awoken. I fear not even God himself can save you now 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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