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Hi, TheSpeaker. How's it going, sweetheart? Long time no see. We weren't really going to do a war declaration because... well, *looks at your alliance* you get it. But I figured I'd do the gentlemanly thing and reconnect with you and so I asked if I could do the honors. I was told I could. I'll be honest, I have no idea why we're attacking The Isle and, frankly, I don't care. I never was a fan of politics. It was always a distraction and I'm thankful that I don't have to worry about any of it now. But I've got my marching orders, quotas need to be met, and things need to be done in the most efficient manner. If I can break up yet another ill-conceived alliance of yours, well... that'll be just another notch in my belt. Your loyal friend and Confidante, Ashland

https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=112672&display=bank tfw you get looted by Pantheon

If the answer to that is anything but "hug pixels and only pick easy fights" then you're the one that should consider the question tbh.

Max on his 5th birthday before a 21 year old kicked him in the chest

Can you actually deny it, or are you just going to fall back on that old trope? Go to war more often, get hit, play the game! Don't look for ways to avoid interesting gameplay, and certainly don't tell people that they should try to take steps in order to appease their rivals; at least not if you don't want to be called out on your pixelhugging. I just call 'em like I see 'em.

I'm sorry what? You may be scuffed in the brain yo, can't remember what you based your alliance on. maybe go see a doctor. Your entire government's flags are battle stars

Yall r breaking my heart cri Q_Q Don't fight a civil war while I am in VM I need to choose who to backstab and all that fun stuff ? GL HF Seeker gets a nuke on Christmas P.S. Max u should stop being mad, stfu, and have fun

Yeah it's the damnedest thing, normally people lose respect but I guess since you guys didn't have any they just went for the next best thing. But hey at least you can buy THAT back.

This is a fantastically, outstandingly, marvelously well written post. It has been quite a while since I've seen someone whine with that kind of finesse and then walk it off like they don't care. I'd tip my hat to you but you're so cool for school I doubt you'd acknowledge it. Let me just go peace out my war and blow my own pixels up.

GoG talks an awful lot of shit for being the invalid red headed step child of IQ.

If it's such a good CB you should share it instead of relying on the person you are attacking to do your FA for you. The "Ask Alexio" memes are kinda funny but it appears you are using them to avoid saying what they allegedly leaked. Also it's funny how Kastor points out how he believes IQ is taking advantage of the current political climate to roll people you don't like and you respond to this by bringing up a different war than the one this thread is about.

Then one of us is misinformed probably. Maybe it's me! But your public stance on this one has been "our CB is great, honest! " Without showing anything aside from a meme, and my standards for hitting a far smaller alliance while claiming it's valid are a bit higher than that.

Aww, you silly! I didn't realize you misunderstood that the purpose of a game called politics and war is to get involved in politics and wars without throwing a temper tantrum about it. But hey, I'll help you out and show you to some games were you can just "chill and do [y]our own thing with [y]our friends" until you can grow a pair and handle it in here. Have fun! https://www.clubpenguinisland.com/ http://www.poptropica.com/ https://www.wizard101.com/ https://www.webkinz.com/ https://moviestarplanet.fr/

Well I, for one, take back all the stuff I said about GotG being punkasses. Treasure Island is the largest alliance in the game! ...Oh. Different TI.... eleven members. Huuuuh.

Why would I need a history book when that one post alone was enough to tell that you are unnecessarily salty and a sore loser?

I know what you're all wondering and yes, the carpets match the drapes.

Where we dropping bois?

What are you talking about?

Why do you GoG guys keep trying to mine salt out of Max, he's not hiding any on his Island and the only thing you accomplish here is make fools out of yourselves, watching all of you scramble to puff your chest and gang bang this 11 member alliance is really frickin sad.

Wait daveth is on our side for once? Holy crap max, you were dumb and useless so much that even daveth would choose us over you, man that’s gold.

Ask Alexio!

That's cause when he says there are people who are better warriors than him, what he really means is that he and his alliance are vultures who obstruct the efforts of their allies.

Pixel Republic deleted his nation after being airstriked one time. I actually really regret that our actions drove him to leave the game just now... because had I known before I wouldn't have wasted 3 spy ops on him. Chalk a victory up for The Isle.

Being mad? He's just making sure nothing gets past him.

Basically all I'm getting out of this - horribly placed DoW on a Micro - is: Y'all like fortnite - a lot. #virgins You reference things that happened years in the past - including using my old name, which most people already know I was the speaker. lmao - I guess you really mined for that salt. Y'all like to puff your chest for hitting micros...who have already been hit and act like its some insane victory. You're literally a 21 year old kicking a 5 year old in the chest and saying you won. Lastly, as per usual - your PR game is weak AF - you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob and its honestly hilarious. Picture below: The Island member in the GoG Storm. What a gentleman and a scholar.

How is any of our foreign affairs ill conceived? Our foreign affairs was essentially set into motions long before you ever joined the alliance. Fam, it doesn't matter who hit you or who didn't hit you. We get this cake regardless. You make your bed then you lay in it. How many alliances have you run into the ground so far? 3? 4? 5? You're literally the original Sean Anthony. It's pretty rich to hear someone who has fought one war criticize someone who has fought several?

LOL okay, Gilligan. I hope The Isle is ready for the storm that's abrewin'! Sometimes when I get hit I like to stop and think "What did I do that I should not do again?" Maybe consider that?

With all those sweet infra and cheap missiles? Nah And now I noticed your +2000 infra cities, nice

Well I wasn't informed of the backstory, and even now, I have a 'he said, she said' argument in front of me, and so the only other information I've stumbled upon is a huge alliance crushing a small alliance and then trying to puff their chest and mine salt on the forums. From my perspective, it seems pretty weak on your part, that's just how it is, but if I had evidence of this micro doing you wrong, sure they'd be fair game then, wouldn't they? But the reality is, you guys did not provide any proof, in fact there was no backstory provided either, except somewhere down in the comments and that's all I have to go off of. And if this is not foreign affairs and is just 'memes' then I've not a clue why it was posted in "'alliance affairs." Also, it honestly does not look like memes, it looks to me more like there's some hurt feelings and some people are taking advantage of the moment to try and make someone else butthurt. It's especially apparent when GoG keeps throwing insults at Max and he just doesn't genuinely care because... like you said, it's only a game. I'll repeat, enjoy your *war*.

It's true, they were burned by volcanoes. Damn, my grandfather was stylish 7 years before anybody realized! Yeah but you're basically Satan, on account of the NPO membership, so of course you like red heads. They're you're evil devil minions!

Oh, I actually don't remember what our history was. I think our alliances were allies then enemies or something? Dunno. In fact, if anything, I think he probably owes *me* revenge. But like... meh. Are we red headed or are we chemo patients? There's no consistency with you, sweetheart.

Max, you have a virgin among you. #virginsdefendvirgins Yikes

That's when TKR declares on BC, just to make the war that much more of a headache for Frawley interesting

Lets get this bread!

Allied States Central News Organization A terrorist was captured yesterday 25 miles away from the small town of Lola, Kansas and officials have already started interrogations of the terrorists. The Terrorists name is Kyle Handerson, a New Yorker, age 25, brown hair, blue eyes. When captured, he was reported to be screaming "For the empire!" however the authorities do not understand the message, and only a couple of potential group fit the description of an empire, however they refuse to take this as a sign of anything and could be a distraction to from the true culprits. Kyle Handerson is a registered Britannian citizen, previous United States citizen born and raised in the city of New York. He was an unpopular blogist who supported extreme right wing views that the majority of the Right condemned. His views were so extreme that no television network would give him a show or be allowed to be interviewed on a current television show. He was taken down by Social media companies due to his radical beliefs, and relied on his website he had to pay for to spread his message, relying on his minimum wage from his retail job and donations from others. Shortly afterwards he was arrested and sentenced for 20 years for murdering a member belonging to a minority group and was released 10 years after he was sentenced on parole. During the time the Holy Britannian Empire was taking over the East Coast, he supported the Britannian's arrival, calling for the death of America. Once again, he is under American custody and will be tried and sentenced for crimes against the Allied States citizens.

"I know what you did last summer"

I guess you won then! Lets call it a wrap boys, he defeated someone!

Come on, he's obviously just having a joke ? ...Either way, their alliance would definitely be separate from any other alliances currently engaged in any war. @Frawley would have to change up the entire way that the was presenting the data for their damage to be counted as part of your damage, even if he added them to your coalition (which I really doubt he will). After all, this war started at a different time. Even if he does add BC to your "side", their contribution/liability in the war would be logged under their alliance and thus could be easily subtracted from the totals.

You would figure The False Vanguard would solve their own problems. Who am I kidding, they are IQ anyways.

The Golden Horde (TGH) and Knights Templar (KT) have agreed to end hostilities with The Revolutionary Front (TRF) under the condition TRF moves off the color sphere black. TRF has agreed to do so and will move to another color sphere once our collective beige expires. Here’s to turning the page. o7 Tagged for The Revolutionary Front Jane, co-Visionary Réjs, co-Visionary Signed for The Golden Horde Buorhann “Ockey loves dicks”, Orbis’ Great Hippo Khan Sketchy “Ockey is a dick”, The Beklare-Bek Shiho “Ockey wants dick”, Khan of War Hodor “Ockey draws dicks on the map”, Khan of Diplomacy Partisan “Ockey snek dick”, Khan of Discipline Signed for Knights Templar Grand Master: Keegoz ? --------------------------------- Grand Seneschal: Thalmor ☭ Grand Chancellor: Vince McMahon ★ Grand Almoner: Theodosius ? Grand Marshal: Horsecock ?

He got the immense triumph afterwards, but this was nice:

Perfect timing too...

Hello people, We will be withdrawing from our wars that were declared against the Dixie Union. For us at least, peace has arrived. We will not be declaring any further wars over the course of this global. Thank you for your time. Edit: We won't be aiding anyone in war either (i.e. intelligence, money etc.) Edit 2: Oopsie

BK STRONK!