Popular Post Jacob Apple Posted August 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2021 Waffle House Declaration of existenceCredit to Evie for writing this! *The scene opens, introducing our main characters, Jacob Apple and Duncan Croford. Duncan invited Jacob out for breakfast at a Waffle House, saying he had a huge bombshell of a proposal to offer him. We arrive now at the beginning of their discussion.* Jacob:” Greetings Duncan. Please have a seat, I was just about to place my order.” *He waves him over, with a friendly smile on his face* Duncan:” Hey Jacob, why did you arrange this meeting?” *Duncan sits across from Jacob, placing his order as well* Jacob:” Oh, I have my reasons. But come on, relax, enjoy a meal. It’s been a while since we have done that, old friend.” Duncan:” I suppose you’re right.” *Their orders arrive, and as they are eating Jacob brings up his proposal* Jacob:” So, you're still in charge of the Brotherhood Family?” Duncan:” Always have been. Same with you for the Stratosphere Marine Corps?” Jacob:” You know it. Now, I've been thinking. Our alliances are doing well on their own, but just imagine how much better they would be if we merged together. Just imagine it. Our merged alliance, moving on up to at least top 20. Don’t you agree it’s a good idea?” *Duncan sits and ponders what he is bringing up, as he begins to speak* Duncan:” You’re painting a very pretty picture to me, Jacob. I would love to take you up on your offer.” *They shake hands, both of them grinning from excitement* Jacob:” Now, what would this alliance be called? Stratosphere Family? Brotherhood Corps?” *Duncan sits and thinks, and suddenly gets a grin on his face* Jacob:” What are you grinning about over there, Duncan?” Duncan:” Why don’t we name our alliance after the place we made the decision in?” Jacob:” Waffle House?” Duncan:” Waffle House.” *They both stand, and recite the same line” Both:”As of this day, Brotherhood Family and the Stratosphere Marine Corps are now merged, and our new alliance shall be known as Waffle House.” FIN 2 1 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dullard Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Going to Waffle House at 3 am is one of the best experiences I’ve ever had 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabacr Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Question: What type of waffle topping? Fudge sauce or Maple syrup? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Waffle house man good. Quote Why are you reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Jacob Apple said: snip *Ripper approaches their table* Ripper: "Can I borrow that syrup?" Good luck and have fun. Edited August 24, 2021 by Ripper 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 So if this alliance disbands does that mean something really bad has happened, like irl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Congratz, good luck Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Grabacr said: Question: What type of waffle topping? Fudge sauce or Maple syrup? Such doesn't exist at Waffle House. 8 minutes ago, Jacob Apple said: Waffle House Declaration of existenceCredit to Evie for writing this! *The scene opens, introducing our main characters, Jacob Apple and Duncan Croford. Duncan invited Jacob out for breakfast at a Waffle House, saying he had a huge bombshell of a proposal to offer him. We arrive now at the beginning of their discussion.* Jacob:” Greetings Duncan. Please have a seat, I was just about to place my order.” *He waves him over, with a friendly smile on his face* Duncan:” Hey Jacob, why did you arrange this meeting?” *Duncan sits across from Jacob, placing his order as well* Jacob:” Oh, I have my reasons. But come on, relax, enjoy a meal. It’s been a while since we have done that, old friend.” Duncan:” I suppose you’re right.” *Their orders arrive, and as they are eating Jacob brings up his proposal* Jacob:” So, you're still in charge of the Brotherhood Family?” Duncan:” Always have been. Same with you for the Stratosphere Marine Corps?” Jacob:” You know it. Now, I've been thinking. Our alliances are doing well on their own, but just imagine how much better they would be if we merged together. Just imagine it. Our merged alliance, moving on up to at least top 20. Don’t you agree it’s a good idea?” *Duncan sits and ponders what he is bringing up, as he begins to speak* Duncan:” You’re painting a very pretty picture to me, Jacob. I would love to take you up on your offer.” *They shake hands, both of them grinning from excitement* Jacob:” Now, what would this alliance be called? Stratosphere Family? Brotherhood Corps?” *Duncan sits and thinks, and suddenly gets a grin on his face* Jacob:” What are you grinning about over there, Duncan?” Duncan:” Why don’t we name our alliance after the place we made the decision in?” Jacob:” Waffle House?” Duncan:” Waffle House.” *They both stand, and recite the same line” Both:”As of this day, Brotherhood Family and the Stratosphere Marine Corps are now merged, and our new alliance shall be known as Waffle House.” FIN As a Rockstar Grill Operator/An Amazing Server I approve of this Alliance. Edited August 24, 2021 by Forethought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 scattered, smothered, covered and diced please 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) disband jk y’all good luck Edited August 24, 2021 by Jonnyboi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forethought Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: So if this alliance disbands does that mean something really bad has happened, like irl? Definitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelo Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 (edited) Good luck Edited August 24, 2021 by Nelo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkblade Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 does this mean i can visit y'all at 2AM in the morning while i'm wasted? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelo Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Jonnyboi said: disband Do you have to say that during every alliance related post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 I hope there is an waffle house index coming soon. Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I’m a simple person, I see waffles, I give a upvote. good luck ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Could I have a classic waffle with bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Penney Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Mmmm.... Waffles 🤤🤤🤤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I can't wait to get one of your world famous t bone steaks 1 1 Quote Hey Krampus, the signature edit is under account settings. Actually, here's the link. https://forum.politicsandwar.com/index.php?/settings/signature/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joni Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Nelo said: Do you have to say that during every alliance related post it is the law nah but it was also a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Don't know if y'all will care but I'm the one who wrote it! (Yes I know it probably says Scholar as my username but I changed it yet it won't let me change it on the forums smh) But please let me know if you guys liked what I wrote! ^.^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatheon Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Do you serve any waffles of the blue variety? 2 Quote Yes hello I am a politic and war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Count Von Deala said: Could I have a classic waffle with bacon? Still waiting, terrible customer service! Edited August 25, 2021 by Count Von Deala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I hope y'all had this conversation over an All-Star Special at 4 in the morning after watching your cook come back from their smoke break early because y'all showed up for whatever reason in the dead of night. Also, as others have posted, I fully expect a Waffle House Index to be posted for global events and wars now, please. 4 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 Goodluck! Best wishes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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