Popular Post Horsecock Posted March 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 1, 2020 We interrupt our program for a message from our sponsors: Are you getting rolled by KT? Are your allies useless? Do they refuse to help you? Do they shirk their contractual obligation to come to your defence? Don't worry, KT will enforce your treaties for you! Try our new treaty enforcement policy and put your paper to the test! After a week of strenuous negotiations, Knights Templar and Goatse Gay Fisting Union have finally secured a treaty of Massive Dick Penis (MDP). We have negotiated fair terms that not only benefit both alliances, but also serve the best interest of the game at large. Other alliances should take inspiration and model their future MDPs after our example. Article 1 - Initiation of hostilities Both KT and GGFU agree to enter a mutual state of war with one another. Both parties agree to do their best to do as much damage as possible to each other by whatever means available to them, be they legal, moral, or neither. Article 2 - I am once again asking for your military support KT and GGFU agree that Rose needs to enter the war in defence of their protectorate GGFU, in order to ensure GGFU win their first alliance war. Keegoz agrees to take full responsibility for any infra damage suffered by Rose, and that he alone will pay for Rose's rebuild after the war. Article 3 - Disturbing the peace KT agrees to publicly apologise to Rose for disturbing their hard-earned peace. KT recognises Rose's sovereign right to protect powerful and respectable alliances that contribute to the integrity of the game. Article 4 - Gorge did nothing wrong GGFU agrees to pay a 1.5b bribe to Ripper for removing KT from Arrgh's "Do Not Raid" list. Any Arrgh raids on KT resulting from this will be purely coincidental, and not the fault of GGFU. CitrusK demands that anyone wishing to ghost in GGFU to participate in rolling KT will need to merge their entire alliance into GGFU. Article 5 - Cancellation Neither party shall be allowed withdraw from the agreement before rolling their opponents out of the game. After achieving unconditional victory, they must give a 72 hours notice and rebuild to 3000 infra before the conflict can officially end. Once finished, the party left standing will sign a 6 month NAP with all alliances in the game. Signed for Knights Templar Shadow Leader - Thalmor Grand Chromosome - Vladamir Putin Not actually a member - Rimski "Join Knights Templar" - Doge Getting Rose rolled since 2015 - Keegoz Signed for Goatse Gay Fisting Union Wearing diapers because of anal leakage - Gorge 7 17 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denison Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 3 Quote Janny Larpers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 Blame Minesome: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rygus Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 mega lootn chomk time, yums 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exar Kun -George Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 /shrug Already was in a global for 7 months, more war it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Artifex Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 I'm ashamed that I actually laughed at the MDP part. 8 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Merge into me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sri Lanka 001 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 AAYYYYY This will be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Samuel Bates Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 When you’re paperless but don’t want to miss out on new treaty announcements. 10/10 KT declares war again. 1 12 Quote Secure. Contain. Protect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 KT is just above our understanding, that's the only explanation I can come up with 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Let’s get this bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 This was actually a pretty funny turn of events. Another 10/10 DoW. 7 2 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daveth Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 (edited) KT is clearly just doing God's work. Edited March 2, 2020 by Daveth 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 mfw KT is Terminal Jesting 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Arawra Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 54 minutes ago, Prefonteen said: mfw KT is Terminal Jesting Whatever they're doing, it's terminal alright... 8 Quote Look up to the sky above~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 Rolling Rose? Come on, that so 2015, 2016, and 2017.... 1 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 12 minutes ago, Critters said: Rolling Rose? Come on, that so 2015, 2016, and 2017.... You forgot 2018 and 2019 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 58 minutes ago, AntMan said: You forgot 2018 and 2019 Lookin like KT's about to make it 2020 as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 3 hours ago, Horsecock said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Roberts said: Lookin like KT's about to make it 2020 as well I dont see the need for Rose to defend GGFU when GGFU clearly dont honour their treaties. Even if Rose were to join the fray, it will mostly be in honour of a treaty than to actually protect GGFU. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/153002/how-long-before-rose-honours-their-ggfu-treaty Timers up btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan0601 Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 i didn't expect KT to suprise me anymore but somehow they did, 10/10 for the declaration of war hope you guys have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtc justice Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 2 hours ago, AntMan said: https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/153002/how-long-before-rose-honours-their-ggfu-treaty Timers up btw Was that intentionally made as a nod to 168 days war? As there was a timer made for that declare looool "The name of the war sprung from the amount of time it took Rose to attack Mensa HQ over their attack on Vanguard in the Proxy War. Rose instead attacked The Syndicate to avoid a MDP chain (and Mensa HQ attacked Vanguard for the same reason, hence the name the Proxy War). As propaganda Mensa HQ created http://whenwillrosedecide.com/, and in Rose's declaration of war on Mensa in the 168 Day War, Rose stated "We Decided" when the counter was on 168 Days." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Daveth said: KT is clearly just doing God's work. this is so epic and holy thank you daveth ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keegoz Posted March 2, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2020 Looks like my children are fighting. I shall do what all good parents do. Ignore it and focus on my youngest child. 2 5 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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