Tartarus

@rose fact checkers

He can only fault himself for joining the war though 🤣

Sorry, we taxed them

People used to care more, but they were fun to listen to because you'd have opinions from both sides voiced. They've died a bit and could use a revival, lol

Thatd be funny if it were true it took y'all like 8 hours to slot us slowly lmao

It might sound a little crazy, but only because the last few wars have been fights over measuring yard size

You thought we're roleplaying?

You can have it

Well, you didnt need to

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No, we're gaslighting you