Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) It’s been a busy first month for GOONS in the world of Orbis. In the midst of constant war, we’ve been busy making friends and getting up to trouble on our own. We’ve been so busy that it warrants a small update on our status. Update one: the flag! GOONS consider itself an inclusive alliance that seeks the uplift of all people. That, combined with our 100/100 command economy, has made the dirty commie theme quite easy for us to adapt. Many of our members are real-life socialists and communists, and we welcome diplomatic contact with other like-minded alliances.Update two: Alliance growth! In a brief 42 days, GOONS has already cracked the top 30 of alliances. Update three: Speaking of diplomatic contact with like-minded alliances, we have some announcements to make. --- Quote The Unjust Highway The Oath We the New Pacific Order (NPO) and the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage (GOONS) in desire to protect one another and to signify our Trust, Loyalty and Unity in one another, hereby swear to dedicate ourselves, our nations and our alliances for the collective security of our respective communities. We hereby also swear to remain diplomatic and respectful towards each other and resolve our differences in private. 2. The Circle The NPO and GOONS agree to not divulge private information between one another to uninvolved parties. Both the above mentioned alliances also agree to not conduct espionage, aid enemies or in any form or manner (bank-holding, aiding etc.) help alliances who mean harm to either party. The NPO and GOONS also agree that for as long as the Unjust Path is in effect, to maintain peace and harmony between one another. 3. Unity The undersigned alliances swear to commit their military, financial and political resources to defend each other from aggressive actions of third parties. In case of either party wishing to undertake aggressive action against a third party, the other alliance reserves the right to intervene with support, but is not obligated to do so. 4. Intelligence [Redacted] 5. Duration This treaty will come into force one signed by both parties. Once enforced, the treaty may be cancelled at any time with a 72 hour notice to the other signatory, during which period, all the clauses of this treaty are still in effect. Signed for the New Pacific Order Emperor: Roquentin Regent: Lord of Darkness Lord Commander (2nd-In-Command): Keshav Signed for the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted Hambassidor: JT Jag Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald Bus Fare Guru: Agni365 Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee Hurr Comm: Sardonic Quote The Many Heads of Hate The Goon Order of Ordinance, Neutrality and Sabotage and Hydra hereby announce a Mutual Defense Pact, with a duration of 90 days until it is to be re-assessed for potential upgrade or other status change. Signed by Hydra: High Hydran: Sol Slayer Hydran: Sandman 713 Signed for the Goon Order of Ordinances, Neutrality and Sabotage El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted Hambassidor: JT Jag Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald Bus Fare Guru: Agni365 Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee Hurr Comm: Sardonic Edited October 2, 2019 by Do Not Fear Jazz am dummy 4 12 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JT Jag Posted October 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2019 (edited) The Goon Order of Ordinance, Neutrality and Sabotage hereby declares that a state of war now exists with The Knights Radiant in defense of the New Pacific Order.Signed,El Presidente la Langosta: Do Not Fear Jazz Optimus Prime Minister: Redacted Hambassidor: JT Jag Penile Envoy: Comrade Marx Lard Commandante: Khris Kruel Dumbo Wrangler: Archibald Bus Fare Guru: Agni365 Corvid Comptroller: Oh Tiniest Bird High War Adjudicator: Dancemasterlee Hurr Comm: Sardonic Edited October 2, 2019 by JT Jag 3 9 10 Quote ONE WORLD OR NONE CyberNations veteran, Co-Pilot Emeritus Hambassidor (Head Ambassador (Minister of Foreign Affairs)), Head of the Ministry of Log Dumping, GOONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 congrats, and good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Meat Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Excellent news! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard J Crabs Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 As Lard Commandante, I approve of this message. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Will BK, TKR & KETOG align against the new threat? All the Knights together, lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Neat. Cool flag though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Marx Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miller Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, JT Jag said: in defense of the New Pacific Order. lmfao 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancemasterlee Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Noctis Anarch Caelum said: Will BK, TKR & KETOG align against the new threat? All the Knights together, lol We got a genius in the house 1 2 1 Quote Specialist in buttes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lightning Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, dancemasterlee said: We got a genius in the house Where? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooohu Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Someone find infiinte_citadel or azaghul and tell them i'm sorry, that i was forced at blade point to raze TKR nations... The scariest moment in my time with GOONS is on updates, when marx would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 I want to just comment on the flag, but I guess that derails threads. Good stuff guys, looks really good - also I'm digging your flag. Congratulations. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric the Red II Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 What a time to be alive! Nice flag and congrats 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, ooohu said: Someone find infiinte_citadel or azaghul and tell them i'm sorry, that i was forced at blade point to raze TKR nations... The scariest moment in my time with GOONS is on updates, when marx would walk around with a machete and talk about how he always wanted to see what the inside of a human looked like. He said he had experimented on animals before and he wanted to go for the real thing. I'm sure it's not as bad as all that. He'll probably only use it on the bourgeoisie and the whales, and they're not really people anyway. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizel16 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Miller said: lmfao They do realize NPO declared on us right? . . . . Right? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuru Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Oh no, how will my 500 infra cities ever cope with such a brutal blitz? Naturally NPO needed to be defended at this point from this vicious threat. Nevermind the fact that they were the aggressors in this war. Too bad my good first impression of GOONS turned out to be so wrong. The line of argumentation is bullshitting right on the level of Roq and Keshav. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizel16 said: They do realize NPO declared on us right? . . . . Right? The Roqbot firmware doesn't allow for freethink. 3 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 Doomhouse 2,0 Also, roll Methrage 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mitsuru said: Oh no, how will my 500 infra cities ever cope with such a brutal blitz? Naturally NPO needed to be defended at this point from this vicious threat. Nevermind the fact that they were the aggressors in this war. Too bad my good first impression of GOONS turned out to be so wrong. The line of argumentation is bullshitting right on the level of Roq and Keshav. I mean, provoking us with mass spying condoned on a coalition level is probably a bad idea™ 1 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True King Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Kongo Jack said: Doomhouse 2,0 Also, roll Methrage My offense slots are all full & fairy moon wasn’t given permission. https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=132252 You can keep taking about it or try something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuru Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Do Not Fear Jazz said: I mean, provoking us with mass spying condoned on a coalition level is probably a bad idea™ Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites. Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Do Not Fear Jaz Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Mitsuru said: Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites. Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. Doomhouse is a hivemind. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Mitsuru said: Must've misunderstood the "in defense of the New Pacific Order" part then. Could've sworn it meant your war reason was in defense of NPO rather than espionage related activites. Like I said.. bullshitting on Roq's and Keshav's level. Stating one reason and then claiming it was something totally different. Mitsu chill. do not fear the jazz man~~~ 1 2 Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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