Prefonteen Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Today on Canada's birthday, while watching the fireworks, perched high up in my tree. I look down at the clouds and think how pretty they would be glowing green. The ape generals say they can produce better fireworks than the ones I see. I believe in my warriors so here it is. For crimes committed against the original ESA, and countless others including her own members. ESA declares war on BoC, I have declared war on 3 members and expect 3 attacks against me. That's six panties against me, in my eyes and on my fur. Panties for the panty god! All hope is not lost, I haven't actually done an attack, just declared war. There is a hope for peace. Something both BoC and ESA fought over while being allies. The power of white and what it stands for. If BoC accepts the terms without launching an attack I will accept peace. BoC must agree to change it's alliance color to green for one cycle. Also stop at the embassy of all white alliances on it's way out to apologize for being who they are. You have 12 hours to respond. If my terms are met, we shall see peace in this troubled time. I have declared war on: Prince for being dishonourable in our last engagement Sephiroth because I've come for my butthurt banana McMelvin because he has 2000 infra per city I hope to see you accept my terms and shake my hand. If terms are accepted I will never fight against BoC again, not even if my alliance does. The $yndicate has launched investigation as to why immigrants have begun pouring into the green border. As is, $yndicate representatives state that they "Have no clue what the !@#$ is going on", but that they "will defend the stability of the market" at all costs. What this means, remains to be seen. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 As your multi, I'm hurt that I'm not the center of your attention. There's too many of you bastards to pay attention to all of you. You're my favorite multi though <3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 This thread delivers. Use your own damn meme. Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 So what happened to cause all of this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) One thread to rule them all. This just gave me more entertainment than any thread...in quite a while. Keep it up guys. Also - wanted to quickly interject a little something here. Ashland - we have apologized to each other for the shade we threw at one and other and we went our separate ways. I've been an official diplo to BoC from Vanguard for a bit and I occasionally jump in your chan.....but to say that its all these "ex esa members helping another former esa member get revenge...." I mean...that's kinda grasping. The ESA members in ascension or whatever !@#$ing micro apeman is in...were completely irrelevant to what happened in the past. Some came after the war, most were inactive. Edited July 3, 2015 by The Speaker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 So what happened to cause all of this? Honestly, I think he's just butthurt over an old war from back in March. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Wow you guys really hit me hard. Is it to late to apologize? At least I have 5 panties now. See you at time change! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrett Tipton Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 omg, Apeman, Ashland... Just get a room you two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 omg, Apeman, Ashland... Just get a room you two. There is definitely some sexual tension there. This is gonna be worse than king Kong and that one girl. 2 Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Can you guys at least release the sex tape when you're done? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) I'm really not sure which side is handling this situation worse. There comes a point in times like these where you just shut the !@#$ up and let your pixels say the rest. That point passed when BoC stated no peace if a nuke was launched, and then a nuke was launched. Yet days of this nonsense about what is effectively a rogue attack. I know you're all horribly bored with out me, but 7 pages about a rogue? Edited July 3, 2015 by Judge Dredd 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarGod0001 Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Terms in a DoW, first time I see that!! Confidence or something else... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 A compliment from the war god! Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 The way this game is designed I could have a missile ready nation in 40 days. We could all just disappear and restart, come back and do this all again in 50 days. Really the ease this happens allows you to never rest. We can keep coming, and coming, and coming. Many people have said something similar before. All of them never followed through with a plan like that. Good luck and hopefully you'll be the first to do follow through with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 3, 2015 Author Share Posted July 3, 2015 Another round of nukes launched, I didn't nuke McMelvin but still sent a missile. My heart goes out to him, following the plans and being lead a stray. I will humbly allow him to leave if only a sign of some honour be shown by BoC. Just one noble act is all I crave. One honest attempt to be a good alliance and let Mensa go free from their bonds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Garcia Perez Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 (edited) Honestly, I think he's just butthurt over an old war from back in March. EXACTLY!!!! also apeboy, stop acting so, well, ARROGANT!!! thinking you will make the clouds go green??? panty god!?!??! my goodness!!! Edited July 3, 2015 by Jose Garcia Perez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 EXACTLY!!!! also apeboy, stop acting so, well, ARROGANT!!! thinking you will make the clouds go green??? panty god!?!??! my goodness!!! You do realise that once BoC beats him down, he'll eventually find you and nuke you, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 You do realise that once BoC beats him down, he'll eventually find you and nuke you, right? I hope he nukes him hard. I mean wut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 You do realise that once BoC beats him down, he'll eventually find you and nuke you, right? That will only make him stronger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eru Iluvatar Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Garcia Perez Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 That will only make him stronger. i have no side effects to radiation, been exposed to it and it dosent harm me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Garcia Perez Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Ok i have had ENOUGH of this!! ok!?!? this is it now!! PAST IS IN THE PAST APEWIERDO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 4, 2015 Author Share Posted July 4, 2015 Everybody watch out Jose had enough. Release the 6 million peso man. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Honestly, I think he's just butthurt over an old war from back in March. Seems like he is having fun. Looks like the butthurt is pretty much just BoC. 3 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELPINCHAZO Posted July 4, 2015 Share Posted July 4, 2015 Everybody watch out Jose had enough. Release the 6 million peso man. I think you should agree to end this if BoC changes its name to BBC. I'd actually like like that better as an alliance theme for them,no one wants a surprise attack from BBC. This could even be their new flag 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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