Popular Post Comrade Joe Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 Orbis, As you are well aware there has been some...... turmoil in Schrute Farms the past few days. ASM has stepped in to help Schrute out in their time of need. What happened? Well Dwight Schrute has been attempting to Auction off both the Schrute Farms AA as well as the SF official discord server. This obviously came as a surprise to us, his allies, when he offered it to us for a cool 5 billion dollars. According to current Schrute Farms Members, Dwight has funneled nearly 10 billion in resources to his new alliance The Black Death. After giving control of the AA to Hayley, Dwight still tried to sell the AA to one of ASM’s gov members for a bargain of 4 billion dollars, even though he wasn’t on the AA anymore and had no control over it. Further more, about 3 hours ago I had tried to get the Schrute Farms Discord from him to give to Hayley. He would not. He offered again to sell it to me, and when he found no other buyers he outright deleted the entire server, throwing all current members under the bus on his way out. Classy all the way around. So ASM is going to do with ASM does, and stand firmly with the workers of Schrute Farm. Hayley has seen the absolutely shit show that Dwight left for her, and has since departed. As of now Abigor is in control of the AA and is soon giving control to Lightside, who will be leader. ASM will work with Lightside on righting the ship and fixing all the mistakes from the previous branch management. Dwight, for the 4th time, trying to sell me Schrute Farms: And then about 3 hours ago today: 3 7 18 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BrythonLexi Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) We will stand with the workers of Schrute Farm as we always have. The whales who left and robbed these poor farmers of everything they reaped will be shamed by us for the rest of their days. Again, the whales want nothing but their own benefit off the backbreaking labour of those who actually make the alliances function. All the best to Lightside's administration, which I hope will defend their fellow workers in the way the whales refuse to. Edited December 22, 2020 by BrythonLexi minor typo 4 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Best of luck in cleaning up the farm. Twisters often leave a mess, but any good farmer knows how to rebound and get back to it. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Looks like there’s a Beet Famine that need to be taken care of 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Honestly? Good on y'all for helping those poor beets out. Hope everything works out for the Farm's members, and Schrute Farms as a whole, they dont need Plague, and are frankly better off without them. 😄 👍 3 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vein Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Wow. How scummy can you get to sell an alliance. GL to ASM and what's left of SF. Maybe a rebrand? 5 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Trying to sell your old alliance is pretty damn lame. Time for a hard reset? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 dwight schrute 🤡🤡🤡 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Best wishes to those still at SF and kudos to ASM for standing by them. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emi Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Kurdanak said: Trying to sell your old alliance is pretty damn lame. Time for a hard reset? *trying to sell your old alliance whose bank you already ran off with dwight is a crook lol Edited December 22, 2020 by emi 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Changeup Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 Man, you guys will not believe some of the things I can find on Ebay! 24 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 38 minutes ago, Comrade Joe said: Orbis, As you are well aware there has been some...... turmoil in Schrute Farms the past few days. ASM has stepped in to help Schrute out in their time of need. What happened? Well Dwight Schrute has been attempting to Auction off both the Schrute Farms AA as well as the SF official discord server. This obviously came as a surprise to us, his allies, when he offered it to us for a cool 5 billion dollars. According to current Schrute Farms Members, Dwight has funneled nearly 10 billion in resources to his new alliance The Black Death. After giving control of the AA to Hayley, Dwight still tried to sell the AA to one of ASM’s gov members for a bargain of 4 billion dollars, even though he wasn’t on the AA anymore and had no control over it. Further more, about 3 hours ago I had tried to get the Schrute Farms Discord from him to give to Hayley. He would not. He offered again to sell it to me, and when he found no other buyers he outright deleted the entire server, throwing all current members under the bus on his way out. Classy all the way around. So ASM is going to do with ASM does, and stand firmly with the workers of Schrute Farm. Hayley has seen the absolutely shit show that Dwight left for her, and has since departed. As of now Abigor is in control of the AA and is soon giving control to Lightside, who will be leader. ASM will work with Lightside on righting the ship and fixing all the mistakes from the previous branch management. Dwight, for the 4th time, trying to sell me Schrute Farms: So besides dumping logs on OWF how exactly will you help them. Your announcement seemed as useful as editing a Facebook picture to keep our hearts and minds with "XYZ" victims. 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrythonLexi Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, alyster said: So besides dumping logs on OWF how exactly will you help them. Your announcement seemed as useful as editing a Facebook picture to keep our hearts and minds with "XYZ" victims. They're already slotted, so what [non-opsec] things can we do? We already have a treaty with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, BrythonLexi said: They're already slotted, so what [non-opsec] things can we do? We already have a treaty with them. I'm just trying to wrap my thick head around how on earth does this announcement help Schrute, besides farming you some brownie points for looking like a decent ally in the eyes of rest of Orbis. Edit: as we can see the lads already got farmed by their gov for tax money, now you going to milk them for PR as well? Edited December 22, 2020 by alyster 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRM Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 I don't see how this is coming off as a surprise to anyone. Dwight has been funding himself to whale size from SF taxes, and that was supposed to be common knowledge. Midwar, he was stealing taxes. NOW, he stole the bank, plus tried to sell the alliance PLUS hold the discord ransom. Why is any of this a surprise? How did yall not see this coming? 2 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Horsecock Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 Dear Sir: I have been requested by the Schrute National Beet Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Schrute National Beet Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for farming development in the Swamp region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$1,000,000,000,000. The Schrute National Beet Company is desirous of soil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Schrute Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region. You assistance is requested as a non-Schrute citizen to assist the Schrute National Beet Company, and also the Central Bank of Schrute Farms, in moving these funds out of Schrute Farms. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Schrute National Beet Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Schrute National Beet Company would agree to allow you to retain 4%, or US$40 billion of this amount. However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Schrute law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$4,000,000,000 in a Schrute bank account which is regulated by the Central Bank of Schrute Farms. If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Scranton, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Schrute National Beet Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Schrute Farms. Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Schrute Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it. Yours truly, Prince Dwight K. Schrute 3 14 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hope Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, alyster said: I'm just trying to wrap my thick head around how on earth does this announcement help Schrute, besides farming you some brownie points for looking like a decent ally in the eyes of rest of Orbis. Edit: as we can see the lad already got farmed by their gov for tax money, now you going to milk them for PR as well? yeah if we really wanted to be a good ally we should have shut our mouth and hung them out to dry Edited December 22, 2020 by hope 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thamous Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 I think yall should auction off the members. I know some people that need more tax farms. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, hope said: yeah if we really wanted to be a good ally we should have shut our mouth and hung them out to dry Who said anything about hanging them out to dry? Just asking what's the point of such an announcement 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 Just now, alyster said: Who said anything about hanging them out to dry? Just asking what's the point of such an announcement I'm certain it helps to know (and publicly so) that their allies aren't going to exploit and abandon them like their old leader did. It's rather easy to kick someone while they're down; quite a bit harder to do when it's clear that someone's got their back. 2 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thalmor Posted December 22, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 @Dwight k Schrute Why are you so cringe bro? 1 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Comrade Joe Posted December 22, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, alyster said: I'm just trying to wrap my thick head around how on earth does this announcement help Schrute, besides farming you some brownie points for looking like a decent ally in the eyes of rest of Orbis. Edit: as we can see the lad already got farmed by their gov for tax money, now you going to milk them for PR as well? Prior to this last war, I personally went to SF and Dwight/MS to help them with their struggling Econ/Milcom as an alliance. I was met with a cold shoulder, and their war performance more than speaks for itself. This is essentially a new alliance, already voting on a new name. We have already changed our treaty from an ODP to a Protectorate with SF. ASM is /well/ aware of the hard work in store for both SF and ASM to fix their issues. This is a fast changing environment and we're helping them in all facets. Thank you for your concern though, it's appreciated 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 23 minutes ago, Orcinus Orca said: I don't see how this is coming off as a surprise to anyone. Dwight has been funding himself to whale size from SF taxes, and that was supposed to be common knowledge. Midwar, he was stealing taxes. NOW, he stole the bank, plus tried to sell the alliance PLUS hold the discord ransom. Why is any of this a surprise? How did yall not see this coming? I do think it's fair to expect a few steps between "abuse bank funds" and "run off with entire alliance bank to fund your shitty pirate micro". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRM Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, WarriorSoul said: I do think it's fair to expect a few steps between "abuse bank funds" and "run off with entire alliance bank to fund your shitty pirate micro". If you steal from the bank, how much you stole is irrelevant. If you steal, you will steal again, and most likely more. How people didn't see this bank heist amazes me. Almost as much as the fact that people still follow him, i.e. his new aa. Edited December 22, 2020 by Orcinus Orca 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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