Four Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Community, This is a reminder that the Alliance Affairs section of these forums is actually not spam. Creating threads that push 10+ pages with significant content is something to be proud of. Creating a 10+ thread with spam, OOC attacks, and the like is nothing to be proud of and to be quite honest - it gets some of you in trouble. This is your first and only warning to stop spamming - stop the OOC attacks - stop the inappropriate posts. Community members who choose to disobey this request will be dealt with accordingly and should this thread continue to be spammed, it will be closed. Keep it clean. 5 Quote It was a pleasure serving this community - Stay Frosty! Forum Rules ☆ Game Rules ☆ Terms of Service ☆ PW Wiki ☆ IRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I disagree. Every alliance should do this. The forums would be so much more entertaining. This thread has been great popcorn. i mean, this has 21 pages right now so you're not wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Newsflash: water is wet. Snow is cold. Is anyone actually surprised that Syndicate is planning for the upcoming May-June war? It's not like PnW doesn't have a 4-month war cycle and the two major factions are Paracovenant / Mensynd. Who else are they supposed to fight? GPA? Themselves? In any case, Mensynd's troll squads will cover it up, because there are literally people in PnW too stupid to believe that major alliances in PnW will go at each other every few months, and that white fluid coming out of Partisan's nozzle isn't semen. As for others; we are way past the naive period. As in the Melian dialogue, the strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must. There is only one alliance that can be truly considered a swing alliance, and it is there that FA is focused. Everyone else--either they want to stand with their Paracovenant friends, or they want to hide under Mensynd's robes and between Partisan's legs. Much ado about nothing. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Newsflash: water is wet. Snow is cold. Is anyone actually surprised that Syndicate is planning for the upcoming May-June war? It's not like PnW doesn't have a 4-month war cycle and the two major factions are Paracovenant / Mensynd. Who else are they supposed to fight? GPA? Themselves? In any case, Mensynd's troll squads will cover it up, because there are literally people in PnW too stupid to believe that major alliances in PnW will go at each other every few months, and that white fluid coming out of Partisan's nozzle isn't semen. As for others; we are way past the naive period. As in the Melian dialogue, the strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must. There is only one alliance that can be truly considered a swing alliance, and it is there that FA is focused. Everyone else--either they want to stand with their Paracovenant friends, or they want to hide under Mensynd's robes and between Partisan's legs. Much ado about nothing. Wait what does my nozzle have to do with this? And how can that many people fit under my legs? The world wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I think Partisan is just running out of Taylor Swift songs to parody. You could go with Carly Rae Jepsen. E*mo*tion > 1989. 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Partisan: as Politics and War is an American game, the sexual norm is serial monogamy; you get married to one person, divorce them, then get married to another. Presumably people take turns. Also, well, when you bought that gas station, you should have expected the nozzle jokes. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I suppose the more pressing question is: Why are you not supporting me this time? You always oppose me I crave it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steward Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I've seen this asshat in the forums before but don't know who the hell he is, so who the actual !@#$ is "Inst"? This coming from an SK'er with all of, like, 5 posts under his belt 1 Quote "We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way.""Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and ofthe man who leads that gains the victory."-General George S. Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) Go roll Mensa and we'll talk. Actually, why not roll TKR instead? They're likely strategically more valuable and you could always use their cozying up to NPO as an excuse. Like I said before, go commit strategic suicide first, then I'll root for you. Edited April 21, 2016 by Inst Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Go roll Mensa and we'll talk. Actually, why not roll TKR instead? They're likely strategically more valuable and you could always use their cozying up to NPO as an excuse. Like I said before, go commit strategic suicide first, then I'll root for you. So I need to commit political suicide to have you on my side? Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 So I need to commit political suicide to have you on my side? Why? It's what he'd do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) 424 replies to this topic... 7825 views... Two likes on the OP. Lolz. Edited April 21, 2016 by Ekaterina Kalmyk 2 Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 So I need to commit political suicide to have you on my side? Why? I think he pretty much confirmed that the only reason why he's rooting for Paracovenant is because they committed political suicide? I don't know. Just guessing here. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 424 replies to this topic... 7825 views... Two likes on the OP. Lolz. It's difficult to like bullshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) I think he pretty much confirmed that the only reason why he's rooting for Paracovenant is because they committed political suicide? I don't know. Just guessing here. You know, I was thinking to myself that that would explain a lot, lol. It's difficult to like bullshit. It's true, (almost) nobody likes to be fed a load of crap. Edited April 21, 2016 by Ekaterina Kalmyk Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 It's true, (almost) nobody likes to be fed a load of crap. Saruman and Thomas Meagher would like to have a word with you. 1 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Saruman and Thomas Meagher would like to have a word with you. LOL. XD Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Community, This is a reminder that the Alliance Affairs section of these forums is actually not spam. 4 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avruch Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 God dammit who summoned Inst? I think he has some sort of cosmic ping attached to threads >20 pages. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 So I need to commit political suicide to have you on my side? Why? We talked about this before; I always root for the underdog. You, after all, maintain the Rank 1 Alliance in PnW, and unfortunately I don't see that changing in the short-term. Don't you love me, Partibaby? And FYI, I know you're taking the piss on me, but it's more fun taking you "seriously". An ironic treatment of irony is sincere; we are so meta, aren't we? Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) We talked about this before; I always root for the underdog. You, after all, maintain the Rank 1 Alliance in PnW, and unfortunately I don't see that changing in the short-term. Don't you love me, Partibaby? And FYI, I know you're taking the piss on me, but it's more fun taking you "seriously". An ironic treatment of irony is sincere; we are so meta, aren't we? The $yndicate is always the underdog. That makes no sense Instipoo! And FYI, I have no idea what you're talking about'. I'm dead serious. Edited April 21, 2016 by Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Go roll Mensa and we'll talk. Actually, why not roll TKR instead? They're likely strategically more valuable and you could always use their cozying up to NPO as an excuse. Like I said before, go commit strategic suicide first, then I'll root for you. Wow rude </3 Quote I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 The $yndicate is always the underdog. That makes no sense Instipoo! And FYI, I have no idea what you're talking about'. I'm dead serious. Well, then, rename The Syndicate "The Underdog" so you can really be "the underdog". And FYI, I am being ironically serious about being ironic about your serious claim to being ironic about being serious. My math isn't any good, does that make any sense? The nasty little thing about The Syndicate is that you can perfectly well play the Dolphinplan-esque BS when you finally get rolled and lose your hegemoney. After all, it's no fun being on top; I have it on good reliability that the Hansarius-Impero axis, the one that would have actually mattered, died because they were afraid of wrecking the game. If the opfor fails to win the next war, there'll be no way to stop you from claiming you deliberately blew yourself up because you were bored. Also, I am Ouroborinst, the snake that eats its tail. Can we have snakesex now? I promise you I haven't digested my reptilian genitalia yet, so I have relevant snake organs for you to play with. @"Dalinar" Well, I did say that TKR is more strategically valuable than Mensa. That's a back-handed insult if there ever was one. Can we have a civil war in the Mensynd faction over who's the better Syndicate butt-buddy now? That said, #1, why do you actually care about being rolled? We both had seats to a certain alliance; you were just closer to the fore and actually on stage once upon a time. You know just as well as I do that getting rolled means nothing to a good alliance, since NPO was able to bounce back and completely retcon that certain alliance's political influence after it disbanded. #2, you are one of the few people I strongly respect in that organization, and </3 actually hurts coming from you, as I've mentioned to contacts. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nationalist Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 You are literally the least constructive member to ever exist on these forums. Compared to you, Inst is a good poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Compared to you, Inst is a good poster. I... that's a hard call. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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