Gabby Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) Article I. The Knights of the Obese Swedish Cats will always strive for mutual defense, cooperation, and humiliation of the Black Knights. Article II. Members are formally obligated to be competent fighters and should attack weak Black Knights nations (really, just pick one, they're all weak) when spotted. Article III. Becoming a member of the Obese Swedish Cats requires testing and analysis of capabilities, background, personality, etc. The Supreme Fat Cat of the alliance shall be the judge of these traits and shall admit or deny members on a case by case basis. Members may or may not be notified of the reasons for acceptance or denial. Article IV. Foreign Relations: the Obese Swedish Cats seek friendly relations with all non-raiding alliances on Orbis (raiding Black Knights doesn't count since a group of 10 year old national leaders with ADHD doesn't really count as a real alliance). Just shoot the acting Supreme Fat Cat (Leader) a message and IRC relations can start from there. Article V. Obesity: Members of Obese Swedish Cats will do a jig every Tuesday evening. During the course of the jig, if one's belly is not bouncing and flopping adequately members will be put on a double portion of cat food. If after a probationary period said member's belly still is not bouncing and flopping adequately during the jig their membership will have to be revoked. TL;DR If you enjoy giving a hard time to those who have proven themselves not worthy of a presence on Orbis, such as the alien worshipers, then Obese Swedish Cats may be right for you. On a pretty serious note we are open to new members but those members have to pass a series of tests given by the Supreme Fat Cat. You are welcome to come try out today! Edited January 15, 2016 by Gabby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post durmij Posted January 15, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2016 Playing less than a month and founding an alliance with just one member and no protector.This is going to go so well. 14 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomasious Rubinlord Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 #ReleaseTheDogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Licorice Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 sorry, I already served the angry black cat overlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linus Vulp Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I am tempted to give you money and grow you into my war range. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 tl;dr 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 This is probably one of the most hilarious article treaty I have read. Good Luck! Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Dammit, not in my war range! 1 Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 (edited) This cat is being a real drama queen. I can't even remember why we're here. Edited January 15, 2016 by Fox Fire 1 Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Get some. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I am tempted to give you money and grow you into my war range. Dammit, not in my war range! You both are ignorant people. Good luck Gabby, I hope to see your alliance climb the rankings soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Will "Obese Swedish Cats" ally the United States of America? You both seem to have a common interest on one thing. Serious question, of course! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Will "Obese Swedish Cats" ally the United States of America? You both seem to have a common interest on one thing. Serious question, of course! More like Nauru and Kuwait, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 I for one salute and pay homage to our Obese Swedish Cat Overlords! Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 The Cats are coming! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 The snow is strong in this one! Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senatorius Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Absolutely hilarious once again PnW delivers 9/10 must watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyvbuck Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) I wait with baited breath for you to grow into my war range so we may have at eachother in glorious war! I have a sense that my waiting will be for naught as you are almost assured to be like the team rocket of old and be blasted away again. Edited January 16, 2016 by jimmyvbuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Very ayy and much lmao. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I would say good luck but you used up your luck like before you posted this. Anyways Good luck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) I think the saddest part of this whole affair is that this alliance is better than the in game average. I know a lot of alliances are inactive, but still. Edited January 16, 2016 by durmij Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beam Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 ok and um Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Haggar Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Obesity is a scourge upon this planet. I offer fat cats the chance at a newer, leaner life with my exercise dictatorship program. Either you can touch your toes in thirty days, or we chase you with dogs until you can do so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Playing less than a month and founding an alliance with zero members and no protector. This is going to go so well. ftfy https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=2226 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabby Posted January 17, 2016 Author Share Posted January 17, 2016 ftfy https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=2226 Gabby is full of surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.