Gabby

Gabby is a very light color, whitish with some gray. So the opposite of bad luck? However, being as the OSC were a one cat-man outfit specifically for the purpose of harassing the ayyylien lovers, Gabby will be disbanding the OSC as soon as he is finished with his business on another planet. Gabby thinks the OSC lasted about as long as expected, and considers it a good run.

They're a bunch of pirates? Wait. Gabby is confused. Ooooohhhh. Gabby understands now, Fire Fox is speaking of herself in third person like Gabby does. I would join Arrgh, Fire Fox, but I don't generally approve of raiding. Thanks though, I think I'd rather join an organized outfit that understands politics. The Monroe Republic does strike me as such an alliance, but Gabby does hope to rejoin his brethren among the Knights of Stormwind someday, so Gabby must wait.

Gabby has heard of you, though. What is your take on a cat's weight? Should it be skinny or fat?

Gabby is full of surprises.

Rolled then rebuilt. Are you the guys who took on Arrgh by yourselves for raiding you?

Yes Gabby will be going straight to the alliance leadership of future raiders before declaring war on the entire group in the future. No further reps needed since the Black Knights have disowned the one Gabby had beef with and have proven that the ayyylien worshipers aren't so bad after all. If further attacks against Gabby happen by ayyylien worshipers Gabby will shoot leadership a message first before proceeding to wage cat-guerrilla warfare against the entire group.

If I'm a legal target in Black Knights eyes because the alliance I am a part of is not seen as legitimate, then please excuse me when any member of your alliance is then seen as a valid target and I declare you to be illegitimate as an alliance, too. Your person attacked me without provocation since he had more forces, claiming it was legal, so I attacked one of his comrades since I had more forces, claiming it was legal. The only difference is that my attack wasn't unprovoked. Either way, I am willing to not attack any more Black Knights since the aggressor in question has been *coughs up hairball* ah gross... the aggressor in question has been disowned and the original offenses relating to said aggressor can no longer be tied to the ayyylien worshipers in Gabby's eyes. Demanding reparations from an organization who no longer claims responsibility for the original aggressor (and therefore rep extraction from said members) also seems a moot point, as it is clear unless Gabby is further attacked that they have distanced themselves from these actions.

Cat-man Do not let the name Gabby fool you, I am a cat-man.

Gabby has noticed that the one who has caused Gabby grief has been disowned by the alien worshipers. Gabby now makes a vow of good faith towards them: 1. Gabby will from now on spell "alien" in the politically correct preferred term, "ayyylien" 2. Gabby will not attack any more of the ayyylien worshipers if Gabby is left alone. 3. Gabby would still like to fight Miles Dyson cat-man to man, 1v1, but understands that this somewhat depends on what Miles Dyson's new alliance thinks of the matter. 4. Gabby formally apologizes to the ayyylien worshipers for accusing them of using raid-to-recruit tactics since it was just one person who was doing it. This is not a treaty - since the ayyylien worshipers have agreed to nothing, Gabby is just making a public vow. This vow is relatively moot if Gabby get's attacked by them after his non-Orbis business is finished and he returns to Orbis, but we will take things one day at a time upon our return and cross that (very sturdy so as not to fall into any water below) bridge when we get to it. Meow. - The Supreme Fat Cat and Leader of Cat-man Soldier Forces, Gabby

Math proves otherwise, but don't let pesky math get in the way of your fantasy, young pirate

In this case, no. Abu is actually a pretty easy takedown.

This is paws down the best GIF on the Orbisnet.

If it weren't for the fact that Gabby is currently having to fight alien worshipers and the fact that Cornerstone leadership has instructed Gabby to not attack any members of the International Revolution alliance, Gabby would be attacking you and bombing you non-stop Abu. The one time we did get to defeat you in battle it brought us great pleasure because we know how badly you treat your people (as is reflected by your negative 600 point approval rating). The people of Arabia stir for change and Gabby and his cat-men desire to bring it to you, but alas, we cannot right now. Until next time.

Only received partial reps at the moment but if you guys do want to seriously negotiate reps Gabby will not be attacking any of your people, as Gabby is a cat-man of his word.

It is lawful if the Supreme Fat Cat says it is lawful, which he didn't. Unprovoked aggression against us will be treated as a declaration of war by the entire alliance. Don't like it? Too bad. Reps will be paid in full to Gabby and his forces, I assure you of that. Now that will be legal.