Gabby

Gabby is a very light color, whitish with some gray. So the opposite of bad luck? However, being as the OSC were a one cat-man outfit specifically for the purpose of harassing the ayyylien lovers, Gabby will be disbanding the OSC as soon as he is finished with his business on another planet. Gabby thinks the OSC lasted about as long as expected, and considers it a good run.

They're a bunch of pirates? Wait. Gabby is confused. Ooooohhhh. Gabby understands now, Fire Fox is speaking of herself in third person like Gabby does. I would join Arrgh, Fire Fox, but I don't generally approve of raiding. Thanks though, I think I'd rather join an organized outfit that understands politics. The Monroe Republic does strike me as such an alliance, but Gabby does hope to rejoin his brethren among the Knights of Stormwind someday, so Gabby must wait.

Gabby has heard of you, though. What is your take on a cat's weight? Should it be skinny or fat?

Gabby is full of surprises.

Rolled then rebuilt. Are you the guys who took on Arrgh by yourselves for raiding you?

Yes Gabby will be going straight to the alliance leadership of future raiders before declaring war on the entire group in the future. No further reps needed since the Black Knights have disowned the one Gabby had beef with and have proven that the ayyylien worshipers aren't so bad after all. If further attacks against Gabby happen by ayyylien worshipers Gabby will shoot leadership a message first before proceeding to wage cat-guerrilla warfare against the entire group.

If I'm a legal target in Black Knights eyes because the alliance I am a part of is not seen as legitimate, then please excuse me when any member of your alliance is then seen as a valid target and I declare you to be illegitimate as an alliance, too. Your person attacked me without provocation since he had more forces, claiming it was legal, so I attacked one of his comrades since I had more forces, claiming it was legal. The only difference is that my attack wasn't unprovoked. Either way, I am willing to not attack any more Black Knights since the aggressor in question has been *coughs up hairball* ah gross... the aggressor in question has been disowned and the original offenses relating to said aggressor can no longer be tied to the ayyylien worshipers in Gabby's eyes. Demanding reparations from an organization who no longer claims responsibility for the original aggressor (and therefore rep extraction from said members) also seems a moot point, as it is clear unless Gabby is further attacked that they have distanced themselves from these actions.

Cat-man Do not let the name Gabby fool you, I am a cat-man.

Gabby has noticed that the one who has caused Gabby grief has been disowned by the alien worshipers. Gabby now makes a vow of good faith towards them: 1. Gabby will from now on spell "alien" in the politically correct preferred term, "ayyylien" 2. Gabby will not attack any more of the ayyylien worshipers if Gabby is left alone. 3. Gabby would still like to fight Miles Dyson cat-man to man, 1v1, but understands that this somewhat depends on what Miles Dyson's new alliance thinks of the matter. 4. Gabby formally apologizes to the ayyylien worshipers for accusing them of using raid-to-recruit tactics since it was just one person who was doing it. This is not a treaty - since the ayyylien worshipers have agreed to nothing, Gabby is just making a public vow. This vow is relatively moot if Gabby get's attacked by them after his non-Orbis business is finished and he returns to Orbis, but we will take things one day at a time upon our return and cross that (very sturdy so as not to fall into any water below) bridge when we get to it. Meow. - The Supreme Fat Cat and Leader of Cat-man Soldier Forces, Gabby

Math proves otherwise, but don't let pesky math get in the way of your fantasy, young pirate

In this case, no. Abu is actually a pretty easy takedown.

This is paws down the best GIF on the Orbisnet.

If it weren't for the fact that Gabby is currently having to fight alien worshipers and the fact that Cornerstone leadership has instructed Gabby to not attack any members of the International Revolution alliance, Gabby would be attacking you and bombing you non-stop Abu. The one time we did get to defeat you in battle it brought us great pleasure because we know how badly you treat your people (as is reflected by your negative 600 point approval rating). The people of Arabia stir for change and Gabby and his cat-men desire to bring it to you, but alas, we cannot right now. Until next time.

Only received partial reps at the moment but if you guys do want to seriously negotiate reps Gabby will not be attacking any of your people, as Gabby is a cat-man of his word.

It is lawful if the Supreme Fat Cat says it is lawful, which he didn't. Unprovoked aggression against us will be treated as a declaration of war by the entire alliance. Don't like it? Too bad. Reps will be paid in full to Gabby and his forces, I assure you of that. Now that will be legal.

Updated the numbers, thanks.

=D Thanks!

Says the guy who could barely beat a nation half his size while that nation was simultaneously under blockade. I know you are just trying to tempt Gabby to leave his fortress and attack you so that you can get your little friends to help, but Gabby will continue to draw up other targets for the time being. There will be time for the rematch.

Take that up with Sheepy, we're just quoting and calculating what is listed in the text.

Bully? Is the 119 member alliance that has raided Fat Cat Land unlawfully without any provocation and who now promises to smash our nation to dust after refusing to pay the debts it owed us claiming that Fat Cat Land is somehow bullying them? That is the most warped definition of bullying I have ever seen. Perhaps you should re-evaluate how you define bully, because at the current rate any nation you raid who fights back is apparently a bully. As has been stated in other threads, Fat Cat Land is very reasonable. We welcome you to come negotiate with us for the debts we are owed, but until that happens we will raid your lower tier because we are in a state of war.

Interesting to see common members who previously claimed to speak for the entire alliance becoming insubordinate to their leaders in public. Very interesting. *starts eating popcorn while watching* *cough* That stuff is horrible. *starts eating Meow Mix instead*

Hello all, Today we will be discussing the Black Knights' bank information. All numbers are approximate: Now, as we know, with .01%, you just times everything by 10,000 to get the full value. So here we go: Cash: $218,582,300 Coal: 9,700 Oil: 12,100 Uranium: 6,600 Lead: 5,700 Iron: 8,900 Bauxite: 3,100 Gasoline: 83,300 Munitions: 94,100 Steel: 109,300 Aluminum: 92,900 Food: 189,100 According to Yosodog in conversation below, these numbers aren't very accurate, so he kindly corrected me (assuming he's telling the truth, which is a stretch for alien worshipers but Gabby would be remiss if he didn't put both numbers in). The numbers according to Yosodog - all numbers are approximate: Cash: $327,000,000 Coal: 14,550 Oil: 18,150 Uranium: 9,900 Lead: 8,550 Iron: 13,350 Bauxite: 4,650 Gasoline: 124,500 Munitions: 141,000 Steel: 163,000 Aluminum: 139,000 Food: 283,000 These are okay numbers, but considering the alien worshipers have ~119 members, even counting the huge inactivity rate they suffer from this seems a bit lacking to Gabby. Oh well. Store the information and use it as you all see fit. Until next time! Meow! P.S. Thank you, Black Knights, for the money provided to me. You guys are really working hard to work off your debts towards me, but I'm going to need a bit more than that. That $1.34 million is a good start, but you guys' still have roughly $5 million minimum you are going to have to work off. I know you can do it, hang in there!

This is only one person who got caught, but who has done it multiple times as admitted in this thread with the full approval of his alliance. GG. Gabby wins again.

Article I. The Knights of the Obese Swedish Cats will always strive for mutual defense, cooperation, and humiliation of the Black Knights. Article II. Members are formally obligated to be competent fighters and should attack weak Black Knights nations (really, just pick one, they're all weak) when spotted. Article III. Becoming a member of the Obese Swedish Cats requires testing and analysis of capabilities, background, personality, etc. The Supreme Fat Cat of the alliance shall be the judge of these traits and shall admit or deny members on a case by case basis. Members may or may not be notified of the reasons for acceptance or denial. Article IV. Foreign Relations: the Obese Swedish Cats seek friendly relations with all non-raiding alliances on Orbis (raiding Black Knights doesn't count since a group of 10 year old national leaders with ADHD doesn't really count as a real alliance). Just shoot the acting Supreme Fat Cat (Leader) a message and IRC relations can start from there. Article V. Obesity: Members of Obese Swedish Cats will do a jig every Tuesday evening. During the course of the jig, if one's belly is not bouncing and flopping adequately members will be put on a double portion of cat food. If after a probationary period said member's belly still is not bouncing and flopping adequately during the jig their membership will have to be revoked. TL;DR If you enjoy giving a hard time to those who have proven themselves not worthy of a presence on Orbis, such as the alien worshipers, then Obese Swedish Cats may be right for you. On a pretty serious note we are open to new members but those members have to pass a series of tests given by the Supreme Fat Cat. You are welcome to come try out today!

It is sad that it came to this, but Gabby understands. May the Knights of Stormwind continue to ride true!