Popular Post Ben-Gurion Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) The "Nobody Likes Waffles Like The Legion Likes Waffles" Pact Preamble: The Legion and Waffle House (herein "the signatories") agree to the following terms of this protectorate treaty: Article I: Breakfast Favorites The signatories agree to refrain from any act of aggression towards one another, be it hot war or espionage, and commit to furthering the shared security and welfare of both alliances. The signatories agree to share any pertinent intelligence, so long as the information is not bound by outside confidentiality agreements. Pertinent intelligence is deemed as information that threatens the security or sovereignty of either signatory. Article II: Lunch / Dinner An unwarranted act of war upon Waffle House is considered an act of war upon The Legion. The Legion agrees to provide mandatory military, financial, and political support to Waffle House should Waffle House be attacked. In the event Waffle House comes under attack via activation of an external treaty or actions considered to have provided a valid casus belli to a third party, the mandatory defense is then considered optional defense. Article III: Beverages Waffle House will not take offensive military action, except to counter raids, without the approval of The Legion government. Waffle House will not sign any treaties containing a mandatory defense clause without the approval of The Legion government. Waffle House is encouraged, but not required, to aid in the defense of The Legion should The Legion come under attack. Article IV: Value Dollar$ Menu This pact may be upgraded at any time upon mutual agreement of both signatories. The Legion commits to a formal review for upgrade at a date no less than 90 days from the signing of this pact. If either signatory feels that this treaty has been unjustly violated and resulting diplomatic negotiations have not offered an acceptable resolution, notification of withdrawal must be given to the remaining signatory within seventy-two hours. Should this treaty be voided, a forty-eight hour cooldown period begins in which neither alliance may declare war on the other. Signed for The Legion, /s/ Totem, Imperator /s/ Istandor, Proconsul /s/ David Ben-Gurion, Consul of Foreign Affairs /s/ kiwilliam, Consul of Internal Affairs /s/ Micheal Lybrand, Consul of Military Affairs Signed for Waffle House, /s/ Jacob Apple, Owner /s/ Duncan, Owner /s/ Quackers, Unit Supervisor /s/ Changeup, Head of Economic Affairs /s/ HymMing, Head of Foreign Affairs /s/ Evie, Head of Internal Affairs /s/ IronChamp, Head of Internal Affairs /s/ Kode, Head of Military Affairs Edited October 29, 2021 by Ben-Gurion 1 2 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 I like the picture 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gary Scott Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 (edited) One with extra butter please Ave Legio Edited October 29, 2021 by Michael Gary Scott 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Istandor Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Love me some waffles. Ave Legio! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ramona Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 Waffles < Pancakes 1 4 6 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammad Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 TLDR: Waffle House is now a protectorate of the Legion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename V Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 But do you have spaghetti? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Michael Gary Scott Posted October 29, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2021 1 minute ago, Ramona said: Waffles < Pancakes I hate to break this to you, but if you think pancakes are better than waffles, then you've been woefully misinformed. In other words: you're wrong. Sure, the occasional pancake may taste fine, but in the decades-old battle between breakfast foods, the waffle irons out its competition. (Get it?) Not only is the compartmentalized morningtime treat more adaptable than its flat-surface competition, but it's also broken out of the breakfast mold altogether. Here are 10 definitive reasons why there's really no argument . . . waffles are just plain batter better. The square waffle texture allows for optimal topping storage. Want your butter and maple syrup to stay put? Simply drizzle them into your waffle's squares and they'll remain in place until you decide to eat. Want to make a PB&J with waffles instead of bread? The glorious breakfast treats will hold your fillings right where they belong. It's hard to mess up a waffle. While temperamental pancakes are finicky enough to scare away amateur cooks, you really can't screw up a plain waffle too badly; there's a reason why frozen Eggo waffles are an American classic. Pancakes get soggy way quicker than waffles, making waffles the ultimate brunch food. If you want to chat with a friend over bottomless mimosas, you're not going to be shoveling your breakfast down all at once . . . waffles won't turn into a soggy mess while you enjoy your morning. Waffles are portable! Ever try walking down the street with a big, floppy pancake in your hand? There's a reason why that's not a thing. Grab yourself a waffle, though, and you're good to hit the road. Just ask the Belgians — they enjoy waffles as a popular street food! Chicken. And. Waffles. Need I say more? You'll be hard-pressed to find a long-beloved "chicken and pancakes" house, but chicken and waffles joints abound throughout the country for a good reason. Something about savory chicken and sweet, syrupy waffles make the perfect culinary marriage. Waffle cones totally changed the ice cream game. "Pancake cone" doesn't have the same ring to it. Waffles are the perfect dish for sharing, which basically promotes world peace. Thanks to their waffle pattern, you can easily tear these treats apart, offering pieces to other hungry breakfast-lovers. Pancakes require knives to portion up, while waffles chunk off pieces with ease. They may actually be the key to international diplomacy if we just give them a shot. 4 8 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KindaEpicMoah Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Ave Legio!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubby Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Long live Legion! Now to find the closest Waffle House for food 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pika Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 28 minutes ago, Zurg said: But do you have spaghetti? This man here is asking the real questions 👏 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indger Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Goodluck lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Congratz 1 Quote Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeup Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Ave Waffle-io! Looking forward to working with all of you over the next several months. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llojsa Of Llojslands Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 Congratz to our ally Legion! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangMoment Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 bw is the new trashcan for alliances it seems, must be scrambling to sign anyone they can after losing their only competent ally 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 51 minutes ago, YangMoment said: bw is the new trashcan for alliances it seems, must be scrambling to sign anyone they can after losing their only competent ally We’re the only sphere in this game that has consistently made alliances look good. While they look like shit with alliances like yours, we fricking make alliances look like Gods. Tbh we are starting to have back problems carrying this fricking game. 1 5 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted October 29, 2021 Share Posted October 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Eumirbago said: We’re the only sphere in this game that has consistently made alliances look good. While they look like shit with alliances like yours, we fricking make alliances look like Gods. Tbh we are starting to have back problems carrying this fricking game. Idk man Hollywood has performed quite well in two dogpiles against them. So I wouldn’t say BlackWater is the only sphere to make “shitty” alliances look good. Also if that’s what you think of your allies, that’s sad. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keegoz Posted October 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 30, 2021 This has such good endorsement that it made Adam delete. 12 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 54 minutes ago, Keegoz said: This has such good endorsement that it made Adam delete. this broke me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theimpaler1 Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Stares intently at the waffles. You look so good.....I could eat you all day.... Man. I really want waffles Ave legio 21 hours ago, Tubby said: Long live Legion! Now to find the closest Waffle House for food I agree. Everyone's tab is on me lads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yzard Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 Congrats to both of you! (Love the pic btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted October 30, 2021 Share Posted October 30, 2021 On 10/29/2021 at 8:41 AM, Michael Gary Scott said: I hate to break this to you, but if you think pancakes are better than waffles, then you've been woefully misinformed. In other words: you're wrong. Sure, the occasional pancake may taste fine, but in the decades-old battle between breakfast foods, the waffle irons out its competition. (Get it?) Not only is the compartmentalized morningtime treat more adaptable than its flat-surface competition, but it's also broken out of the breakfast mold altogether. Here are 10 definitive reasons why there's really no argument . . . waffles are just plain batter better. The square waffle texture allows for optimal topping storage. Want your butter and maple syrup to stay put? Simply drizzle them into your waffle's squares and they'll remain in place until you decide to eat. Want to make a PB&J with waffles instead of bread? The glorious breakfast treats will hold your fillings right where they belong. It's hard to mess up a waffle. While temperamental pancakes are finicky enough to scare away amateur cooks, you really can't screw up a plain waffle too badly; there's a reason why frozen Eggo waffles are an American classic. Pancakes get soggy way quicker than waffles, making waffles the ultimate brunch food. If you want to chat with a friend over bottomless mimosas, you're not going to be shoveling your breakfast down all at once . . . waffles won't turn into a soggy mess while you enjoy your morning. Waffles are portable! Ever try walking down the street with a big, floppy pancake in your hand? There's a reason why that's not a thing. Grab yourself a waffle, though, and you're good to hit the road. Just ask the Belgians — they enjoy waffles as a popular street food! Chicken. And. Waffles. Need I say more? You'll be hard-pressed to find a long-beloved "chicken and pancakes" house, but chicken and waffles joints abound throughout the country for a good reason. Something about savory chicken and sweet, syrupy waffles make the perfect culinary marriage. Waffle cones totally changed the ice cream game. "Pancake cone" doesn't have the same ring to it. Waffles are the perfect dish for sharing, which basically promotes world peace. Thanks to their waffle pattern, you can easily tear these treats apart, offering pieces to other hungry breakfast-lovers. Pancakes require knives to portion up, while waffles chunk off pieces with ease. They may actually be the key to international diplomacy if we just give them a shot. WHY IS THIS SO WELL WRITTEN AND ARGUED 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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