Popular Post Eumirbago Posted March 9, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) Investor Contact: Leopold von Habsburg Media Contact: Eumirbago SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES FOREIGN AFFAIRS EXECUTION NASSAU, Bahamas, 2020-03-09: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) is sad to announce that after a period of period of peace, the shell shock of war has caught up to our Strategic Planning Officer. Partisan will now hand over the reigns of all foreign affairs communications to Eumirbago. Starting immediately, Eumirbago will now be the liaison between the general public/dignitaries to The Syndicate Foreign Affairs department through the end of the agreed Non-Aggression Pact. In the upcoming future, The Syndicate will be headed on a trajectory towards Market Takeover. Eumirbago will be relaying the communications of Partisan, Strategic Planning to all dignitaries shortly. It must be made clear: The Syndisphere will be a transparent and benevolent monopoly. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Syndisphere, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of the competence of organizations. This sentence is here because we are 6 months away from dominating the game. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Eumirbago, Foreign Affairs Liaison. Edited March 9, 2020 by Eumirbago 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 It was good working with you @Prefonteen all the best 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Is prefonteen quitting then? Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majima Goro Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 I Don't Understand This Post LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted March 9, 2020 Author Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 minute ago, AntMan said: I Don't Understand This Post LoL I will be in contact in the upcoming weeks to give dignitaries a rundown of what @Prefonteen requires of your organizations. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) Have I.... Have I been couped? Well. I had a good run. This is obviously a joke. Edited March 9, 2020 by Prefonteen 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Prefonteen said: Have I.... Have I been couped? Well. I had a good run. Hedge Money thanks you for your service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kortanul Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 6 minutes ago, Prefonteen said: Have I.... Have I been couped? Well. I had a good run. Man I'm not sure anyone actually wants your job. I don't know what you did to trick Eumirbago, but I pray for his sanity. Enjoy an hour off, I guess. Maybe two while he figures out what he's agreed to. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HARPER.txt Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 We are but Gears & Levers, My condolences to Eumirbago and Congrats to Snekerdoodle on a well deserved vacation o7 Quote -SAXON- -Warband Leader of the Nordic Sea Raiders- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) 1 Edited February 18, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgiumFury Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 The best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Eumir in charge would simply be glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Yay, Partisan into part-time consulting (at higher billable rates ofc) and Eumir comes back into full-time consulting logging lots of hours in DMs all around Orbis. o7 Partisan o7 Eumirbago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 I'm not upvoting the 32nd fake-retirement of Partisan. Sorry you have to do more work until Partisan feels like it again, eumir 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Hi Eumir. Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Here's to a renewed and more vibrant future for The Syndicate! Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zei-Sakura Alsainn Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 OK Partisan in a SpongeBob fish costume. We believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pasky Darkfire Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Why are those strings on your back connected to a snake's tail? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rygus Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Ya'll should go paperless smh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 does that mean I have to go through more people to find the secrete of the sneks shitposting powers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smith Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Bobert said: does that mean I have to go through more people to find the secrete of the sneks shitposting powers? Please remove that guinea pig from your profile picture. It brings back bad memories 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 19 hours ago, Smith said: Please remove that guinea pig from your profile picture. It brings back bad memories no, this piggy is best piggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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