KillzBob Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited)   The Golden Horde is herby protecting T$  Article 1 we will protect T$ from any mean statements. This means any name calling, jokes, bullying.  Article 2 We Promise to protect T$ from anyone that makes fun of their looks. This means if anyone says anything about their looks we will respond to how we see fit.  Article 3 We Promise to protect T$ from any rude gestures. This includes looking at them weird, stank face, any and all other forms of rude gestures Signed By The Golden Horde The Great Khan: Buorhann The Beklare-Bek: Sketchy Khan of War: Shiho Nishizumi Khan of Finance: Sketchy Khan of Diplomacy: Hodor Khan of Discipline: Partisan T$ Chief Operations Officer (IA): Leopold von HabsburgChief Financial & Security Officer (Econ & MilCom): TimmyStrategic Planning (FA): Hilmes       Edited April 1, 2019 by KillzBob 2 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I've always wanted to protect those poor souls in t$ Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Adam Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 t$ have the big smell bad  come at me buro ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NastyGamer Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Killing Hippos is now a corporate crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatorcock Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I thought t$ had a company sector for slaughtering Hippos. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Weak as frick. TGH is above this shitty ass April Fools shit. Absolute minimalist effort. Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Dear Lord, will this day end already Quote   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Theodosius said: Dear Lord, will this day end already We're just warming up Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind."  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Theodosius said: Dear Lord, will this day end already 1 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]>Â Â Â God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Cannot Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Noice april fools   Quote Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Thanks for looking out bros, I knew you were one of the good ones. Quote  â€œ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners,  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughnuts Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Sweden Ball said: Noice april fools   In England if you try to do an April fools after midday then you are the fool, so i hope its not the case. Edited April 1, 2019 by MoonShadow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Cannot Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Just now, MoonShadow said: In England if you try to do an April's fools after midday then you are the fool, so i hope its not the case. Im not in england Also did you know americans eat as much lbs of bacon on april 1st as possible who ever eats the most bacon gets the title "Lardex, Destroyer of buffets."  This is the day where we americans truly show are fatness Quote Hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughnuts Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sweden Ball said: Im not in england Also did you know americans eat as much lbs of bacon on april 1st as possible who ever eats the most bacon gets the title "Lardex, Destroyer of buffets."  This is the day where we americans truly show are fatness I was reading a topic a few months ago, basically claiming that an average person within the US can be classed as obese via the BMI chart, according to the National center for health statistics, so trust me I do not think you need a day to prove it  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Thanks for the protection from the meaniebutts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I'm honoured that such a militaristic bunch has our backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Justin076 said: Weak as frick. TGH is above this shitty ass April Fools shit. Absolute minimalist effort. Apparently not, sucks to suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 t$ looks like an ugly snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: t$ looks like an ugly snake Ragnarok is too small to identify all the way down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Thank you TGH! Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Avakael said: Ragnarok is too small to identify all the way down there. your too small for anything, honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillzBob Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 @MinesomeMCgoing to need your nation link @Buorhann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 28 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said: your too small for anything, honestly. The only things small about me are my bank account, employability, mental health and genitals, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 (edited) 997 Edited February 17, 2021 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinesomeMC Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, Avakael said: The only things small about me are my bank account, employability, mental health and genitals, buddy. at least you have those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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