TFP Issues Strongly Worded Letter of Complaint to Comcast

[Quichwe10 267]

The internet is essential for the workings of Orbis. Whether it be WiFi, dial-up, 4G, or cable, all who dwell within this world use the internet, for work, for play, and, among other things, watching cat videos. However, for such an essential service, it is unreliable, expensive, and quite frankly has terrible service issues. Too long the people of Orbis have suffered under the boot of the ISP! Comcast! End this practice of terrible customer service, slow internet connections, and flaming internet modems! Shape up, or face the consequences! Until our demand is met, TFP will oppose your expansion into Norse Scandinavia at all costs!

YES, I FINALLY GOT TO DO THIS! INVISITEXT!

Let fly the new flag o' war!

BEHOLD! SUDDEN TEst NOSTALGIA!

 

TLDR: TFP hereby honors it's call to arms from Ragnarok and declares war on WildFire, otherwise known as WiFi. Good luck to all folks out there, and let's have a good fight!

Except you Ajit Pai, you can screw off.

Also, In preparation of the inevitable NPO counter, a statement from me:

"The fire is of warm now." -quichwe10, Facilitator of The Fighting Pacifists. 

Oh god oh god the anti-libertarians are coming

Addendum: The month long mobilization has paid off!

Nobody expects the TFP mobilization!

[Sketchy 5824]

Haha 10/10

Just don't pull a HBE and focus on one side

 

EDIT: nevermind I read that completely wrong lmfao

Edited March 24, 2018 by Sketchy

[Kurdanak 8821]

Good to see you in the fray. Have fun, gents!

[Dio Brando 2319]

I was wondering where that steady increment in score was coming from.

o/ TFP

[Buorhann 7089]

I legit laughed hard at the title.  10/10

[Thalmor 5908]

I'm so proud of you guys for using the flag TEst made for you guys in 2016. That brings back some memories.

Good luck! 

Edited March 24, 2018 by Thalmor

[CitrusK 837]

A war that almost makes sense, impossible, this has never happened before in all of Orbis history, we must watch my men, let us watch as these foes use their weapons in a most glorious war.

Sidenote, I love the title LMFAO, it was perfect, thought this was going to be a rant about Comcast not giving you internet, and it would not belong in alliance affairs, but it chillllll

[Redarmy 1100]

Thanks comrades! Someone needs to stand up to Comcast!!!

[Timmy 81]

What a beautiful score graph. 

Have fun o/

[Theomer 2048]

Creative as always, Quichwe. Have fun guys!

[Tygaland 6]

Experienced the Pacifist part now on to the Fighting part of the alliance. 

[Zygon 513]

Welcome to the fray

[Banned 16]

Yay!  More dance partners!

[Trajan 232]

Good post! Good luck and have fun TFP! O/ O>

[Sea 100]

2 hours ago, Thalmor said:

I'm so proud of you guys for using the flag TEst made for you guys in 2016. That brings back some memories.

Good luck! 

It's a good flag, and though we got utterly wrecked, it was a good war against TEst.