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  1. Timmy

    We are here for the Whales

    I'm clearly a slow reader!
  2. Timmy

    We are here for the Whales

    And here was hoping I might have been able to get it!
  3. Timmy

    We are here for the Whales

    If only it wasn’t such a massive cluster**** tbh. I can’t believe I read it all. So much drama Finishing it, all I have to say is:
  4. t$ did this back when Jess was around and we proved up to 5 I believe (that was our testing pool). When it was reported to Alex I believe the suggestion was to implement a random time delay of 2-5 seconds on each war declaration to remove the ability to plan it out. I can't recall off the top of my head if that was implemented but don't recall seeing this used for war dec's anytime recently.
  5. Investor Contact: Leopold von Habsburg Media Contact: Hilmes SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES EXECUTIVE OFFICE ALTERATIONS NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-06-08: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) is sad to announce that after a period of strong growth and record profits the long-serving Chief Finance and Security Officer Timmy will now step down from his 18-month term in this position. Starting from a quiet accounting position Timmy quickly rose through the ranks to become the Director of Finance before stepping into the CFO and CSO position following the sudden retirement of the infamous Jessica Rabbit. The Syndicate would like to acknowledge the work done by Timmy in ensuring high investor returns, and his key strategic economic moves. His improvements to our IP protection technology and the success of our Security team is also to be lauded, though most importantly the surprising lack of scandals during his time as an Executive Officer. Timmy will, therefore, join the esteemable ranks of the other respected company Directors such as Zed, Chaunce, and Wilhelm the Demented, along with being entitled to the sizable retainer provided for the advisory skills associated with such a position. Following the decision to vacate the highly desired water facing corner office, Timmy and the other Executive Officers met and have made the decision to confer this position to Utmos, the current Vice President of Infringement. Known for his sharp mind and quick reactions, Utmos was originally identified by his skills as a Security Analyst within the wholly owned subsidiary The Enterprise, and quickly shoulder tapped and moved into one of the senior Security positions within The Syndicate. It should be noted though that the corner office has now been requisitioned by Chief Operations Officer, Leopold von Habsburg. The Enterprise, now coming up to its first anniversary is proud to announce a high level of success performing towards the top end of it’s expected operating margins. With the first intercompany management transfer being Utmos it is producing exceptional talent and we expect high profits as we come into the end of the financial year. The Syndicate believes Utmos will bring many talents to the Executive Team and look forward to welcoming him aboard as the new Chief Finance and Security Officer. As always, this press release was written and edited by an unbiased third party and is not liable for any legal charges that arise as a result. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because we still couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Hilmes, Chief Strategic Officer.
  6. I've retired and Utmos is replacing me. Oh, and Leopold is getting my office. But really, our corporate theme is a good read 🤗
  7. Don't worry, I've got reduced activity but i'll still be around
  8. Roses are red Tulips are red I don’t know where I was going with this All the best to our friends in Rose; it’s been great working with you but I look forward to see where things will move in this world of ours now.
  9. Timmy

    An Ocean Voyage

    Ayyyyy. Fun times ahead. \o t$ \o NPO
  10. Timmy

    This is... a quick update on the war.

    I rate this a solid 5/7 for old memes.
  11. I call BS 💁‍♀️ I'm so glad sad to see you go Chaunce; does it still count as dropping the soap if it's liquid soap?
  12. Investor Contact: Wilhelm the Demented Media Contact: Flame of the Flawed (Chaunce) SYNDICATE, INC., PRESENTS ENTERPRISE, CORP. NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-06-08: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) has under careful consideration and analysis of global market trends identified an opportunity for growth in our acquisitions department. In order to fully realize the profit potential, a wholly owned subsidiary, trading as ENTERPRISE, Corp., (NYSE:ESC) has been established. ENTERPRISE, Corp. exists to provide best of class training and development to recent acquisitions, and to provide premium instruction in all the methods and skills expected of Syndicate Associates. After proving their value to the firm, any Junior Associate may enjoy the prospect of promotion to the parent company, with all the benefits that entails. To facilitate this talent investment, a support, and management system has been set up within the Enterprise to oversee the BAU processes. This team reports directly to the Syndicate Executive Board, who will remain your primary contacts for foreign inquiries. Executive Board Chief Operating Officer (IA): Wilhelm the Demented Chief Financial and Security Officer (Econ/MilCom): Timmy Chief Strategy Officer (FA): Flame of the Flawed (Chaunce) Enterprise Corp Director: Palpatine Head of Finance: Leopold von Habsburg Head of Marketing: Vincent Marchinetti Head of Human Resources: Itachi Head of Security: MFG45320 & Monkey D Luffy As a wholly owned subsidiary, ENTERPRISE, Corp. inherits the full benefits of the Syndicate security apparatus. Any corporate espionage will be treated as an infringement upon the IP of SYNDICATE, Inc. Anyone aspiring to become an Enterprise Junior Associate should make themselves known to the Talent Acquisition team within our offices: https://discord.gg/3bwfGXW About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because we couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Chaunce, Chief Strategic Officer.
  13. Timmy

    Exodas declaration of Holy Snek

    GL. HF.
  14. Timmy

    A Grumpy Annnouncement

    Have fun!
  15. What a beautiful score graph. Have fun o/
  16. Awesome idea, looking forward to seeing how it develops!
  17. Timmy

    Roq me Harder

    But is it a happy ending?
  18. Timmy

    Terminal News Hour: Damages report update

    Everyones favourite drug
  19. Timmy

    Should women's right to vote be revoked

    Considering the high-level woman players we have had in this game (*cough* JR *cough*), I think that is a little excessive. Many women certainly do have interest in playing games like this, although I have noticed that the trend seems to be to not express their gender online due to the negative attention it brings. In regards to voting, I live in New Zealand, the country which first gave the woman the right to vote, and strongly stand by that sentiment. Woman make up 50% (approximately) of the population, and therefore should definitely have an input on how the world they live in is run; if as you say women are the majority of voters the solution is not to force them out of the scene where they can, but instead to get more men aware of the political impact they can have by using their voice and voting themselves. In regards to the i/o of the economy, in many cases where woman are working later and focussing less on families, then surely they are now contributing more to the economy than they did in the historic non-voting / stay-at-home wife era. If anything, as the primary caregiver is usually the person who works the least, and therefore provides that imbalance to the economy, are you not saying that raising and educating children is not of the utmost importance to the future of our society? For that alone I would argue that this person - male or female - is providing a crucial role and should be given leeway for not contributing as much to the economy. I am also curious as to how woman no longer voting will be able to fix "tanking birth rates", are you suggesting that they should be legislatively forced to procreate?
  20. Timmy

    Pick 4 Husbands

    #coupzed One thread at a time...
  21. Timmy

    Vacation Mode Strategy Guide

    #smarttactics
  22. Timmy

    Improved API Access

    I haven't had a chance to test this yet due to being on mobile, but does this include a transaction / tax transaction api for the bank? Current balances all well and good, but the ability to track movements is what will actual provide some functionality to this. Apologies if it already exists and I missed it; seconding the need for an official API documentation and the need for standard practice.
  23. Timmy

    War Awards Nominations

    5 less than me so far, though I'm sure that will change soon https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=31275&display=war
  24. Fantastic update. Especially the news that the info will eventually come through the API; will provide so much more usability once that and bank transactions are available.
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