Over our arch-rivals, our truest enemies, pretty much the exact opposite of what we stand for,
Now you might be asking: "Wait, what?" or saying: "That doesn't make sense."
You're right to think that way, at least at first.
You see, as the resident archivist at TFP, it's my job to make sure all of our documentation is order, for history and the like. And making sure people aren't committing tax fraud.
And while I was making sure that no one was paying any taxes, I discovered something truly harrowing.
TEst had declared war on us. And occupied us. Which was scary in its own right, considering I was in the alliance at the time and the occupation caused our old Facilitator to quit. (rip cromwell/morty)
But. The truly, truly terrifying part?
The dates didn't add up.
The only post on November 11? Bank Robbery. On November 1? Avansies. Avansies. Micros, and Micro peaces.
Coincidence? I think not.
Bank Robbery is stealing. If you steal from a micro, it's like stealing from a baby.
TEst broke apart into three alliances. Western Union, Cobra Kai Dojo, and Knights Templar. Baby cobras have full strength venom, and Catholics baptize their children as soon as possible, often with a month after birth. Western Union is based off of Nigeria, which has one of the highest population growth rates of the world. They make babies.
Do you see what I'm getting at yet?
Neither do I.
But considering these ever-spawning catholic cobra babies, there's a clear threat going on. One that will take down all of Orbis when all of these venom monk children become adolescents.
Angst. They'll get angsty and take it out on their parents.
But they only have on parent, and it's not Alex. (We all know he's disowned all of us anyway)
Now like a month ago or so (I wasn't paying attention) there was Terminus Jest.
Jest is defined as "a thing said or done for amusement; a joke."
They were making fun of Terminus Est.
And Terminus Est died because of it.
That's why TFP has won, since TEst is gone.
But wait. TFP fought TEst literally, which we all know ended poorly for TFP.
It was mockery that killed TEst in the end.
They say mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.
Flatulence. It smells bad.
You know what also smells bad?
The breath of people who don't brush their teeth.
That's because their teeth get covered in plaque and bacteria and all sorts of nasty germs.
Germs that could carry the plague.
But do you know what they made toothbrushes out of?
That's the real issue in all of this.
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Also, we formally declare war on Horsemen, if it wasn't clear enough.