Popular Post Ripper Posted February 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) Good evening Orbis, I am Ripper, and this is Terminal News Hour. A week has passed since the commencement of hostilities between Terminal Jest and IQ. One of our most talented spies reporters managed to infiltrate the IQ headquarters and record a general assembly of the IQ officers, reporting to their Supreme Leader, Roq. The main topic discussed was the performance of the IQ forces and the current damages sustained by them. (For those offended, remember... We just Jest.) Edited February 14, 2018 by Ripper 1 68 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Dear god. This is better than the Oktoberfest one. I didn't think it was possible, but it has been done. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted February 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2018 Thank god for reliable news. 20 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnout Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I love it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckface Larry Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ripper said: Good evening Orbis, I am Ripper, and this is Terminal News Hour. A week has passed since the commencement of hostilities between Terminal Jest and IQ. One of our most talented spies reporters managed to infiltrate the IQ headquarters and record a general assembly of the IQ officers, reporting to their Supreme Leader, Roq. The main topic discussed was the performance of the IQ forces and the current damages sustained by them. (For those offended, remember... We just Jest.) I love you. 6 Quote All die anderen wollen mich vor Ihr bewahren und alles, was sie sagen, ist wahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnout Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Lene Hau said: I love you. You two are the perfect married couple after all 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckface Larry Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Arnout said: You two are the perfect married couple after all 6 Quote All die anderen wollen mich vor Ihr bewahren und alles, was sie sagen, ist wahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 This was hilarious, no matter what side you were on. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Graham Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I can't breathe, I may pass out from laughing too hard. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diocletian Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Top quality jesting. 3 Quote "The happiness of the people, and the peace of the empire, and the glory of the reign are linked with the fortune of the Army." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Insert Name Here Posted February 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2018 If I see another "Culture Victory", I will sign TKR. @Robert E Lee, you know what to do... 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Best thing I've seen all day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) 381 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8mrgrim8 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Amazing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JtTeE Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 That was a top quality shitpost. Well done. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mitsuru Posted February 14, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 14, 2018 I loved that! (with volume turned off due to me understanding the original German) ^^ 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpleton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Now that's some news update I won't mind watching over and over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Yep. This is the funniest post I have ever seen on these forums in my 553 days in Orbis. If someone disagrees, I'd love to see something that will make my eyes water in pure entertainment like this one did. This is the very last compliment you get from me, Partisan! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 I see. So my picture of me rescuing Princess Kastor wasn't funny. Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 The propaganda has peaked with this post. There is no topping this. 3 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 7 star classic. I'm in love with this post. 3 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) That video is just perfect for this kind of things Stalin = TKR Edited February 14, 2018 by Micchan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted February 14, 2018 Wiki Mod Share Posted February 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Holton said: The propaganda has peaked with this post. There is no topping this. Challenge accepted. 4 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvia Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) That particular video was fantastic the first time it was used as a political CN joke. It was funny the second and third time on PnW. At this point it is old and anyone who uses it in the next three years (and I am being kind saying only 3) for anything lacks imagination and creavity or is just being lazy. In Ripper’s case I will say lazy as he has shown the ability to do a goid job in the past. Come on people, does anyone have an original thought anymore? Edited February 14, 2018 by Sylvia 16 Quote https://memecreator.org/static/images/memes/4526736.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Just now, Sylvia said: That particular video was fantastic the furst time it was used as a political CN joke. It was funny the second and third time on PnW. At this point it is old and anyone who uses it in the next five yesrs for anything lacks imagination and creavity. Come on people, does anyone have an original thought anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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