Popular Post ReaverAxis Posted January 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) It all began when The King in Yellow, ReaverAxis, and Shifty were tired of getting drunk and having tests of strength in their backyard. One day, after consuming considerable amounts of shit beer, we saw a light. Possibly a police helicopter, but we assumed it was ayyliens. Suddenly, we heard a voice that said “if you build it, they will come.†King in Yellow claimed to have seen the benevolent voice of the greatest martial arts instructor, Sensei John "No Mercy" Kreese. Together, using whatever spare change they had, they decided to open the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts. Located in a local Los Angeles strip mall, together they await new recruits. Herein contains the Paperwork. The rest of the Licenses and certifications such as the Business Operation License, the Federal Employer Identification Number(TIN), Fictitious Business Name Permit(Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts), Zoning Permit, Land Use Permit, Health Department Permit, Sales Tax License, Fire Department Permit, California State Business Weapons License(for the nunchakus), US Food and Drug Administration Meat License(for the Culinary Institute) have been omitted but will be posted in the dojo entrance which is our viewing room as required by California State, Los Angeles County and City laws. Our current rating is a huge A from the Public Health Department with a fabulous score of 98/100! However, we are left with a total amount of $2.36 Located at 1215 Wilshire Blvd in the fabulous city of Los Angeles, CA we founded the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts. Our aim/goal is to establish a fine class of fun and active members who are willing to go the extra mile by actually being active and social. We use Discord. We would like you to also use Discord. If you want to join and do not know how to use Discord, PM one of our members. We are wanting to encourage the current and next generation of active players who can make this place even more fun and a great place to enjoy on the internet. Also, we share recipes- for consumption AND destruction! Our Dojo Masters are well trained in the Martial Arts and have fine pedigrees in diverse Culinary backgrounds and can train you in the nunchaku, karate and in proper norimaki forming techniques. Enroll now on Discord and you will receive a special belt rank! We look forward to training with you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/rZJzs6V Protectors are: New Pacific Order Black Knights The Commonwealth Weyland-Yutani Corporation Viridian Entente Lordaeron Edited January 30, 2017 by ReaverAxis 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadesflames Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 o/ Cobra Kai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seeker Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Hell yeah! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted January 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) Exclusive footage of Cobra Kai picking their protectors: Joking, of course. This alliance looks awesome! Good luck! Edited January 30, 2017 by Kurdanak 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Good luck y'all :') 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 6 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Protected by Lordaeron. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Curufinwe Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Needs moar protectors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Weyland Yutani is proud to be doing our part in helping out our friends in CKD. Congrats guys - love yalls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Neat! Good luck! I'll admit If I was still FA I'd probably make it my personal mission to smash anyone with more than 2 protectors, if only to see the awkward "who counters" dance. 5 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 best of luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefonteen Posted January 30, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) In the grass I shall appear to you. Disciple of the righteous one. In parsel shall I reveal. Truth and revelation. And you shall kneel and you shall pray. For the venom is only given to he who lives his life. In sobriety, loyal to the way. Loyal to the grass. - Partisan 3:14, The Book of Molting Edited January 30, 2017 by Partisan 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Doktor Avalanche Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Yes! Kreese Approved! Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Protectors are: New Pacific Order Black Knights The Commonwealth Weyland-Yutani Corporation Viridian Entente Lordaeron 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalev60 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Protectorates them-selves having protectorates, this is ground breaking stuff. Good luck to Dojo folks on getting new recruits and developing new amazing skills, will watch their first match in the octagon with great pleasure and excitement 2 Quote Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Bathory Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Yay Cobra Kai 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungawa Jones Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 You're the best around. No one's going to take you down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Protectorates them-selves having protectorates, this is ground breaking stuff. Grand-protectorates are why I'll always have a special place in my heart for BK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnorman Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 I !@#$ing love you guys, 8.5/10 doe! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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