Ole Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There are many religons on Orbis. Some fight, some Co-exists. But untill now, no one outside of UPN have known of our Gods. The Old, The Powerfull, The Cold. Their are so Oldness and Multitude are so great no one man can hope to know them all. So Here's a quick List of the ones i worship, there are obivously endlessly more. Who are the Old ones? They are the Old gods of the North.There is Aslak, God of woeing Fair Laidies. There is Bjørnar, God of building things in wood.There is Tore, God of breaking things that are buildt by Men.There is Gunnhild, God of killing women.There is Jens, God of Boredom.There is Erna, God of the emptylands.There is Herman, God of men. There is Kåre, God of Ressitance.There is Viborg, God of Lies and Lefse.and there is Runar, he of the large sword, Guardian of Lizards. Fear not for they are ours and we are theirs, for they are Old, and we are young. "Whats Old is Old" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There are no gods. There is only profit. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There are no gods. There is only profit. So then greed is your god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) There is Jens, God of Boredom.For some reason this one is hilarious to me, though I wish it was something more generic. Like Steve, or Bob from Accounting, among Aslak, BjørnarKåre, Viborg, etc. Edited August 28, 2015 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 As long as your Gods bathe in sand, all will be good. Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 For some reason this one is hilarious to me, though I wish it was something more generic. Like Steve, or Bob from Accounting, among Aslak, BjørnarKåre, Viborg, etc. There are probably an Old named Steve and Bob from Accounting(might not be, dunno if the old ones had accounting?). but you are free to serch them out, as there are many Old gods, most are not known to me. I just wanted to Present those i have found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 The Almighty Dollar, blessed be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hear my warnings, unbelievers. Carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos Undivided. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 "the God of killing women" lol He works for the Trumpster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There is Gunnhild, God of killing women. brb establishing Church of Gunnhild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A "god of killing women"... Yeah, I was right, UPN is a bunch of savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 We have gods in UPN? I never knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 May our Lord Paul show everlasting mercy upon the heretics of UPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 So then greed is your god. Hate to break it to you, but religion doesn't have to relate to everything bud Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Lefse deserves it's own deity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atzuya Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I've been in UPN for almost two years and not once I've heard about this. Wat Partisan got it right, there is no gods but revenue and profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Il Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Lefse deserves it's own deity. Mmmmm, god never tasted so good Quote The many forms of proof regarding Kastor's sexuality: - Kastor: I already came out the closet. - MaIone: I'm gay * MaIone is now known as Kastor - Henri: i'm a !@#$it Skable: the !@#$ is a codo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There are no gods. There is only profit. Some say money is the closest thing we have to a god in many people's eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Lefse deserves it's own deity. And so there is Viborg....it's not his fault that he is also God of Lies. Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khestra Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Some say money is the closest thing we have to a god in many people's eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 There is either Purpalia or Church of the Purple People Eater, nothing else. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Ah!!! The Purple People Eater is indeed an Old god! Although I must assume you to believe in this one: And not this one: Though the latter is quite a bit cuter (or so some say...) Edited August 28, 2015 by Malichy Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Hear my warnings, unbelievers. Carried to your minds by the power of the Prince of Excess himself. We have raised altars in this land so that we may sacrifice you to our gods. Veterans of ten millennia of unholy war wait to grind you beneath the treads of their mighty boots. The chosen of Khorne hunger to add you to their bloody tally. The Blood God himself has marked this land, and will claim your skulls for his throne. There is no hope in opposing the inevitable. Put down your arms, unbelievers, and bow before the forces of Chaos Undivided. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) --Accidental double post-- Edited August 28, 2015 by Bilal the Great Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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