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Sailor Jerry

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    The Orbis Awards - Live And In Stereo

    ^^^^^THIS^^^^^ 😬
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    Grumpy now averages over 30 cities per member

    Because I haven't been on these crappy forums in over a month and decided to take a break from masterbating with my cheesegrater to see what was up around here......well,now I know.....now where did I put that cheesegrater?
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    Grumpy now averages over 30 cities per member

    Once again......who gives a shit 💩 (thats not choclate yogurt for your information)
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    We need to settle this. Is it GOB or is it Grumpy?

    Who gives a shit!?!💩
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    Paperless Treaty Web - Upper Tier Alliances

    So......why do we need to have another treaty web? If alliances are paperless.....deal with it.....take a chance and hit them. You'll find out quick enough who they are "Treatied" with when you get countered. One of the points of being paperless is to keep things interesting and surprising. Quit trying to ruin it by trying to order everyone to fess up to their behind the scences secret treaties.
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    Wait....who are you again......and why is everyone all like...."Bye"?
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    Shifty News Network-Playing Favorites

    What.....I know I'm usually not "in the know".....but what the hell are you on about?
  8. Not quitting....taking a break.....thats the funniest shit I've heard all day!😂 Resume a war at some point in the future of your choosing.....stay maxed out....ha ha ha. We won't have to worry about you folks for what....a year! As to Pre trying to get support from other Alpha members and failing....lies...nothing but lies. I was in Alpha at the time when all that shit went down and I sided with Pre then and I side with Pre now. You guys think this all about some grudge Pre has with Alpha.....get over it already you whiny litte .....4-year olds. We blasted you guys because you were inactive whales and this game is extremely fricking boring. We offer peace after the first round, you in turn, pull your pants down and take a large steaming dump on that offer. So you know what.....have a great year off, once you folks graduate from preschool, come look us up.....until then, heres a quater, go call someone who cares.....cry a river, then build a damn bridge and get the frick over it!
  9. We're not getting worked up......if its not a big deal at all over the loss of "some spies and a few thousand tanks"....then why the need to go into perma VM? Seems like its a prettty big deal to some of you.
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    Spanish Armada Executes Daring Escape Plan

    You do know there is a little pill that can help you with that.....just ask your doctor if its right for you.
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    Peace with AIM

    I like the look of your meat.....so.....hawt! Im sitting here.....all drooling just thinking about your suculant meat. Wait, did that sound gay or is it just me? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    Terminus Est Announcement

    Yeah baby!!!!! Lets get this shit started!!!!!
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    A Message from Roz Wei and Roz the departed

    tl:dr Anyway.....since I'm late to this.....if someone can explain it to me in a nut shell.....WTF happened? Roz sent porn out and got banned? Seeing as I didn't get to see any of this "porn"......did it show penetration? A gang bang? Bestiality? If it was just some nude pics, how would that be any different from what the great artists painted back during the renaissance? Please, someone explain it me!
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    Calling the /k/ommandos and fuds

    Sorry.....a little late to this party. I know you said you want to go cheap.....but, this right here is one of the coolest shotguns ever!!!
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    Into the Sunset

    Hey!!!.......I'm still here....sort of. Lord knows why though!
  16. How about the "I didn't do shit war because my AA hit an AA that had no one in my range or that had all their defensive slots full so I couldn't hit any one and now I have to pretty much sit around and whack my pud for 6 more months until these ridiculous terms are fulfilled war" Is that too long....I think it might be....but who knows. It does roll off of the tongue quite nicely though!
  17. So....what's new in this festering wasteland we hold so dear? 

  18. This game has become about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.  Oh sure, in the beginning they are both fun and stimulating, then after awhile, they both become dull and painful!!! 

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    2. Arkiri Arch

      Arkiri Arch

      dried semen could work as a callus 


    3. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      That maybe.....but realizing that I've played this game for a few years now makes me want to sit in a corner and cry.....then use my tears as lube while I rub one out and while I'm attempting to hang myself in my parents attic while listening to the Cure!!!  God I'm pathetic!

    4. Spaceman Thrax

      Spaceman Thrax

      Don't blame yourself. Your parents should have let you borrow their car. It's on THEM.

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    Hello from Alexandros o Megas

    Are/were you over in Sparta in "other game that shall not be named"? I was there from like '09 - '11 as "Thegloved1". Anyway, welcome and have fun!
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    Ideal Alliance

    Everyone knows there is no such things as women on the internet. Its all "middle-aged, single dudes living in their parents basement.... .....so with that being said....I'd love to join!!!
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    Name this 22 man war thread

    My favorite soap opera.............."The bored and restless" war
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    What in the sam hell!?! There are times I'm wondering to myself WHY am I still here!
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    What is P&W listening to?

    Going to see these 2 bands on Sunday, Feb 11th at the Rochester Armory.....it's going to be frickin' awesome!!

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