Sailor Jerry

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Sailor Jerry last won the day on February 22 2017

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  1. How about the "I didn't do shit war because my AA hit an AA that had no one in my range or that had all their defensive slots full so I couldn't hit any one and now I have to pretty much sit around and whack my pud for 6 more months until these ridiculous terms are fulfilled war" Is that too long....I think it might be....but who knows. It does roll off of the tongue quite nicely though!
  2. So....what's new in this festering wasteland we hold so dear? 

  3. This game has become about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.  Oh sure, in the beginning they are both fun and stimulating, then after awhile, they both become dull and painful!!! 

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    2. Arkiri Arch

      Arkiri Arch

      dried semen could work as a callus 


    3. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      That maybe.....but realizing that I've played this game for a few years now makes me want to sit in a corner and cry.....then use my tears as lube while I rub one out and while I'm attempting to hang myself in my parents attic while listening to the Cure!!!  God I'm pathetic!

    4. Spaceman Thrax

      Spaceman Thrax

      Don't blame yourself. Your parents should have let you borrow their car. It's on THEM.

  4. Hello from Alexandros o Megas

    Are/were you over in Sparta in "other game that shall not be named"? I was there from like '09 - '11 as "Thegloved1". Anyway, welcome and have fun!
  5. Ideal Alliance

    Everyone knows there is no such things as women on the internet. Its all "middle-aged, single dudes living in their parents basement.... with that being said....I'd love to join!!!
  6. Name this 22 man war thread

    My favorite soap opera.............."The bored and restless" war
  7. seeya

    What in the sam hell!?! There are times I'm wondering to myself WHY am I still here!
  8. What is P&W listening to?

    Going to see these 2 bands on Sunday, Feb 11th at the Rochester's going to be frickin' awesome!!
  9. have a stalker then?

    1. Buorhann


      Apparently so!

  10. Frostbite DoE

  11. Paul Warburg and Psweet

  12. I hope....with all my heart, that Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell never needs to really rely on the U.S. Military

  13. US government is shutdown, who is to blame?

    When I did my 20 years in the military, I was a pretty staunch Republican. Hell, Republicans at that time were for bigger defense budgets which meant bigger pay raises and better and more equipment. Since my military retirement in '12, I've become pretty disillusioned with both main parties. The biggest thing that pissed me off about this whole "BOHICA" (Bend Over Here It Comes Again): Senator Claire McCaskill (D) introduced a resolution that would have secured pay for service members, she then said, “I don’t want one moment to pass with there being any uncertainty of any soldier anywhere in the world that they will be paid for the valiant work they do. The POTUS and Senate leadership didn’t show any regard for protecting military pay as they moved to shut down the government. Senate majority leader McConnell (R) quickly objected to McCaskill’s resolution. Will Fischer of VoteVets noted The POTUS was willing to use the military “as a prop,” but when it came time to take substantive action, they dropped the ball. Veterans make up 1/3 of the entire federal workforce,” and The POTUS shutdown meant they would be “hit twice” because they will end up “missing paychecks and having benefits denied or delayed.” In 2013, legislation ensured military pay would continue, uninterrupted by that year’s shutdown. Now, with full control of the government, The POTUS has completely abandoned the military. So if this would have lasted for say several weeks or even months, the military folks still would have been required to do their jobs with no guarantee of even getting back pay and god forbid if anyone got killed in the line of duty, their families could possibly lose all the benefits they are entitled to as well. Nice looking out for the military you !@#$ ing dumb ass Repub-tards!
  14. I am issuing a warning

  15. So if you could combine any 2 movies into 1.....which 2 would you pick? I came across this last night and thought it was pretty frickin awesome!