Prefonteen Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) August 1st, 2015 Bahamas http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2381249/?ref_=nv_sr_1 On July 1st, 2015, $yndicate officials were made aware of the circulation of video material containing implications with regards to the integrity of our organisation. This material allegedly features footage that insinuates that our business engages in severe illegal activities. The $yndicate is an upstanding, registered and regulated business which has made extensive efforts to ensure that its operations are fair and legal. Significant amounts of resources are invested in a variety of Philanthropic ventures, including but not limited to: Market innovation and protection, Community Development, Research into delusions of grandeur, and Aid and Grant progress for less developed entities. The $yndicate categorically denies any and all claims with regards to the illegitimacy of its operations, as well as the employment of disgraced MI6 agent ‘Isolatar Faust’. While it is true that the Lady Faust was in the distant past involved with the $yndicate, there has been neither formal nor informal contact between $yndicate Officials and Faust in the recent past. It has become clear that the purpose of circulating this video was to directly harm the reputation of our fast-growing business in order to weaken our positioning on the financial market. We therefore deem the allegations made in this footage to be ignorant and inherently slanderous in nature, and will be taking legal measures against those responsible for its creation and distribution. Our market analysts have concluded that an organisation known as the ‘Impossible Missions Force’ is directly linked to these videos. We suspect this rogue organisation to be a subterfuge cell, employed by the illustrious ‘International Monetary Fund’, a direct competitor of the $yndicate. Based on the evidence that has been presented to our Board of Directors, the only conclusion that may be drawn, is that the events of the past days have been a component of a plot to weaken the market position of the $yndicate, in a bid to overtake our business as market leader. When presented with direct threats to its security, the first duty of any reputable entity is to protect the investments of its shareholders, and to live up to its obligations and promises to its stakeholders. It is with this in mind that the $yndicate sees no option but to formally declare war on the IMF for its transgressions. Peculia Est Potentia. /$/igned for the Board of Directors of the $yndicate Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources Manthrax, Director of Accounting Boony, Director of Acquisitions Partisan, Director of Marketing Edited August 1, 2015 by Partisan 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Who's IMF? 1 Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pubs Dignity Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 The pen is mightier than the sword 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 rip in peace Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Wut? Edited August 1, 2015 by Moreau 1 Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 In order of dissipating the increasing amount of "The !@#$ is this" and " what the hell is going on", my personal office of public relation invites all doubters to click this link in order to understand our lenghty document and understand our legitimate reasons. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2381249/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Who's IMF? I, too, have this question. Never heard of them in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 We will disband these brigands and bring them to justice. Pecunia est potentia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 We will disband these brigands and bring them to justice.Pecunia est potentia. I looked up both International Monetary Fund and Impossible Missions Force. I didn't find either in the alliances section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) FINALLY VIRIDICIDE! Oh wait. Wrong announcement. Sorry. Edited August 1, 2015 by Cynic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I looked up both International Monetary Fund and Impossible Missions Force. I didn't find either in the alliances section. Click the bloody link already ò_ò http://www.imdb.com/...9/?ref_=nv_sr_1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Have fun tS o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyubnyan Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 This was... unexpected. Quote Humans cannot create anything out of nothingness. Humans cannot accomplish anything without holding onto something. After all, humans are not gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Oh. So this wasn't serious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 Oh. So this wasn't serious? Slander is always a serious matter. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Peterson Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Slander is always a serious matter. I'm so confused. It's a movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 So you didn't really try to kill Ethan Hunt or any of those other people? Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 The forums are so dull now days that even Partisan decided to do something funny. (Partypoo I love you.) 5 Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin D Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 And I thought that we were finally going to be able to make a profit off the market again :/ Steel prices spiking! Sell sell sell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 They took merrrr jerrrrrrb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 SELLING DANK MEMES! HIT ME UP! ''You sure those memes are legal, son?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livius Clades Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Hey guys. It's a joke they aren't really declaring war on anybody. Quote Fire is nice eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) I wish you luck and glory with this most serious state of affairs. o/ Edited August 1, 2015 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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