The Hobo Express - Part 7

[Kevanovia]

 

To Whom It May Concern,

 

6 weeks we've been slummin' it. As each week goes by, there gets less and less room in the Express's boxcars. Most recently we were hired on as interns at The Enterprise. The hardest part of the experience was finding a suit to borrow for the interviewing process. After Rent-A-Suit filled its federal annual 'donation' requirement, we were able to slip into the business world. What a world it is. Although the upper echelon of wealth resided in its parent company, there was enough transparency and open-line communication in The Enterprise to get a good feel for what living in the business world provides an individual. I applaud the culture and consistent growth the company was able to build over time. If whom it may concerns resides in The Enterprise or The $yndicate, thank you for providing a comfortable workplace this past week. May fortune be upon you and yours'.

 

 

With our old friends from The Island kicking off their shoes and taking up the Hobo-way-of-life, we head off to our next stop: Seven Kingdoms.

Sincerely,

Kev

Be sure to join us for the full review on Great Job! with Kev and Charlie on Fridays 11PM Central!

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Edited March 9, 2019 by Kevanovia

[TheRebelMan]

Was a lot of fun.

Hope to land in tS sometime soon in the future. 

 

[Charlie Traveler]

Thanks for having us, SyndiCrew! Onward to Part Seven [Kingdoms] o7

[Leftbehind]

I'd hit it again. 

[Squeegee]

Can't wait to share some good times (and maybe needles?) with some hobos! Glad you guys put us on your list of destinations. Enjoy your stay!

[Sisyphus]

It was a lot of fun having y'all around, and interviewing all of you at the same time was a blast! 

Good luck on your adventures, if you ever need some cash for a sandwich (or a beer), let me know.  

[Kriegskoenig]

Well.

 

That's that, I guess.  @Kevanovia I was starting to think this might get interesting, but y'all have a definite pattern.  The coverage of KTsphere has been exceedingly thorough, and you're most of the way through the rest of the old "paperless" alliances.

 

I had high hopes to see more spheres explored in detail when you went to The Enterprise, because I've discounted your stop at BC as comfortably visiting your old home, but no, back to the "paperless" comfort zone it is.  50/50 Arrgh or Valinor is next?

 

Are you having trouble getting major alliances to let you in?

 

Enjoy this crude illustration of your travels, and we'll see if anyone else can see the pattern I'm talking about. 

 

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[Theodosius]

[Buorhann]

Just be glad they haven’t stopped in Polaris yet, @Kriegskoenig.

You guys may actually disband then and follow the train.

[Kriegskoenig]

I'd offer them an invitation, @Buorhann, but you and I both know we'd just keep them isolated in a white padded room and give vague non-answers to any questions, so it'd likely be a waste of their time...and yours, if you were hoping they'd find anything out for you.

[Spaceman Thrax]

25 minutes ago, Kriegskoenig said:

Well.

 

That's that, I guess.  @Kevanovia I was starting to think this might get interesting, but y'all have a definite pattern.  The coverage of KTsphere has been exceedingly thorough, and you're most of the way through the rest of the old "paperless" alliances.

 

I had high hopes to see more spheres explored in detail when you went to The Enterprise, because I've discounted your stop at BC as comfortably visiting your old home, but no, back to the "paperless" comfort zone it is.  50/50 Arrgh or Valinor is next?

 

Are you having trouble getting major alliances to let you in?

 

Enjoy this crude illustration of your travels, and we'll see if anyone else can see the pattern I'm talking about. 

 

The fact that you made a diagram to "explain" that no one seems to want to visit your sphere might actually be a good demonstration of why no one wants to visit your sphere...?

[Theodosius]

On a more serious note: there's literally a video in OP of them picking a top 10 alliance to visit with a random generated choice from a roulette lmfao

[Kriegskoenig]

1 minute ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

The fact that you made a diagram to "explain" that no one seems to want to visit your sphere might actually be a good demonstration of why no one wants to visit your sphere...?

I'm smirking so hard right now.

 

A ) Polaris has no major sphere, we're not big enough to be the center of anything that important.  Thanks for getting triggered though.

 

B ) Rosesphere, NPO/BKsphere, and TKRsphere, arguably the 3 of the 4 most important groups in the game, haven't even had a visit yet.  That's the point you apparently missed.

 

Also @Buorhann 

Re: disbanding. Polaris will likely be around long after TGH is as dead as Mensa.  We're older players, stubborn, and quite set in our ways, and oddly, we don't all want to be Emperor, so we remain supremely stable.  You're welcome to explore a merger if you feel otherwise, but you'll need to make a stellar offer.  We could offer you the official "Resident Grouch" position in The Polar Horde, though, since ours has recently vacated his post.

[Spaceman Thrax]

1 minute ago, Kriegskoenig said:

I'm smirking so hard right now.

 

A ) Polaris has no major sphere, we're not big enough to be the center of anything that important.  Thanks for getting triggered though.

 

B ) Rosesphere, NPO/BKsphere, and TKRsphere, arguably the 3 of the 4 most important groups in the game, haven't even had a visit yet.  That's the point you apparently missed.

 

Enterprise is Rosesphere. And literally everyone knows what sphere your alliance is in.

So uhh. Not only are you completely wrong, you're still proving my point about why you were probably passed over.

I'm sorry no one wants to visit you guys, though! : )

[Emperor Adam]

8 minutes ago, Theodosius said:

On a more serious note: there's literally a video in OP of them picking a top 10 alliance to visit with a random generated choice from a roulette lmfao

Obviously rigged. Kev and Charlie and under the influence of KT man. KT man bad.

[TheRebelMan]

Just now, Itzcoatl said:

Obviously rigged. Kev and Charlie and under the influence of KT man. KT man bad.

That's my line.... >_>

[Shiho Nishizumi]

[Leopold von Habsburg]

Didn't realize when we accepted the hobos in and gave them stellar internship positions that we were merely a pawn in a much bigger game. Thank you for uncovering this conspiracy theory I will be sure to send the findings to our public relations team to create a statement ASAP.

That aside they were great workers and it was a joy to have them with us for the week they were there. Safe travels hobos and may you hopefully find a safe haven somewhere...probably not Polaris though, seems like a hostile environment over there.

[Acrumen]

1 hour ago, Kriegskoenig said:

Well.

 

That's that, I guess.  @Kevanovia I was starting to think this might get interesting, but y'all have a definite pattern.  The coverage of KTsphere has been exceedingly thorough, and you're most of the way through the rest of the old "paperless" alliances.

 

I had high hopes to see more spheres explored in detail when you went to The Enterprise, because I've discounted your stop at BC as comfortably visiting your old home, but no, back to the "paperless" comfort zone it is.  50/50 Arrgh or Valinor is next?

 

Are you having trouble getting major alliances to let you in?

 

Enjoy this crude illustration of your travels, and we'll see if anyone else can see the pattern I'm talking about. 

 

Someone give me the quick rundown; what the hell is any of this and why is it important?

[MonkeyDLegend]

41 minutes ago, Kriegskoenig said:

I'd offer them an invitation, @Buorhann, but you and I both know we'd just keep them isolated in a white padded room and give vague non-answers to any questions, so it'd likely be a waste of their time...and yours, if you were hoping they'd find anything out for you.

Hobos:

[Settra]

1 hour ago, Kriegskoenig said:

Also @Buorhann 

Re: disbanding. Polaris will likely be around long after TGH is as dead as Mensa.  We're older players, stubborn, and quite set in our ways, and oddly, we don't all want to be Emperor, so we remain supremely stable.  You're welcome to explore a merger if you feel otherwise, but you'll need to make a stellar offer.  We could offer you the official "Resident Grouch" position in The Polar Horde, though, since ours has recently vacated his post.

Good to know I will always know where the trash resides.

[Kriegskoenig]

 ?

[Kriegskoenig]

1 hour ago, Spaceman Thrax said:

Enterprise is Rosesphere.

??

...are you suggesting that Rose dominates TSphere? Whew lad.

You can call NPO/BK IQsphere and not have an issue because they're so aligned.  But T$ and Rose?? the same hivemind? ...or did you legit forget 
"The Enterprise is a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Syndicate."

[KingGhost]

[Buorhann]

@Kriegskoenig

It's strange that you gave me two different replies over a small statement and yet you called @Spaceman Thrax triggered.

I'll bite though, against my better judgement.

Some clarification though.  First off, The Enterprise would fit in more with what you claim is Rosesphere (I argue it's more Syndisphere 2.0, honestly).  Rose is tied to Syndicate, Enterprise is a protectorate of Syndicate.  That debunks your dumb statement there.

Second off, if I need information, I don't need Kev/Charlie to do it for me.  In all honesty, other than radio talk show hijinx, I rarely talk to them (Mostly because I've been busy in RL).  Hell, I haven't even had time to do my own show as much as I'd like or even join theirs.  That'll be fixed though, with my latest promotion.  However on the point, I have had my sources long before they joined the game, so I'm good.

Third, you're right.  You'd most likely keep them in a padded room.

Finally, it's interesting that you had to emphasize on the disbanding bit and somehow think you'll get me on TGH/Mensa and Polaris lasting longer than both of them.  If you do, fantastic!  At least you can mark that down for the single achievement that Polaris will possibly ever achieve!  As for the merging joke, in all seriousness, if you guys actually want to do something - I'm open to it.  You just have to be willing to get off your ass instead of hiding behind your Big Brother(s).