Popular Post Theodosius Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 Grand Master of Knights Templar sat in his chair, deeply involved in his thoughts. Fear spread like wildfire. In a panic, plenty of men, women, and children fled from the East. The influx of Moslem and Nestorian population running from Mesopotamia towards the shores of Mediterranean was worrying. The frequent Moslem incursions and attempts to raid the realm of Kingdom of Jerusalem, and sometimes the fiefdoms of Knights Templar itself have completely seized. How will I feed all of these people? Will the great armies of West help us defend from these invaders? If not them, then the Pope. If the Holy See ignores my requests, then we shall have to do with what we have. A last stand. God wills it. These thoughts kept him restless during the nights. Attempts to gather information on the great threat in the East was difficult. When asked, the people only spoke of 'a sea of horses' and a fierceness that would rival the demons of Hell itself. Regardless, it was quickly decided that the brave men of the Knights Templar will defend the holy ground they held so dear - or die trying. And, so it happened: The great invaders came. They had descended on Mesopotamia like a lightning bolt from the Lord Himself, and it appears as if the same was about to happen to the Holy Land! Frantic traders and farmers reported the strange threat had gathered around Damascus. Theodosius immediately began preparing the army for mobilization. Knights and peasant levies alike would be called out in full. Major forts and castles stored as much food as possible before fortifying, and everybody made sure to pray extra hard that night. Except, no army came. Damascus was razed to the ground, yes, but no enemy incursion was to be had in the Holy Land. The few scouts and sentries at the border closest to Damascus had sent runners and reported no incursion. Theodosius was confused. Certainly, the vital area of the Holy Land was valuable to any eastern invaders - if only for the coastline alone. As he was pondering on what to say in a letter to Keegoz, one of his servants came in. "My Lord, a message from one such Great Buorkhann". Theodosius took the scroll, which was quite elaborate and beautiful. "A great what?" he thought to himself, while opening up the scroll: "Dear Grand Master Theodosius of the Knights Templar, these ------- suck at fighting. I hear you guys don't suck at fighting. Agree to the terms below and let's be friends. XOXOXOXO ~Buorhann" "What's a barbie doll?" Theo called out to the servant who brought the scroll, who only shrugged. Theodosius read the terms at the bottom of the scrolls: Quote Article 1 - Sovereignty The Knights Templar and The Golden Horde recognize each other as sovereign and really cool entities, and shall hereby be referred to as the signatories. Article 2 - Non-Aggression The scouts of both signatories will undergo training so as to make sure that they don't accidentally charge their cavalry into each other. Article 3 - Mutual Defense In the event that any ill-doers threaten the sovereignty of either of the signatories, the other signatory must come in and beat the living feces out of them with pointy metal sticks (or shoot lots of arrows at them; whichever comes first). Article 4 - The Silk Road The signatories have determined that the safety of the Silk Road is of utmost importance. Shipments of wine and ale and passage of entertainers must be preserved at all costs. Article 5 - Intelligence The signatories will share any information with each other relevant to Saracen activity in proper and secure channels. Article 6 - Cancellation Should the signatories want to cancel this treaty, then a 72-hour notice must be given. *Thanks to Thalmor for helping me write the story. 8 26 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Buorhann Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 Well, I can get off now, at least. 15 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 KT-TGH treaty. Boy this is gonna trigger a few people. 9 1 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thalmor Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 Fun fact: Historically, the Knights Templar and Golden Horde were, for a brief period, on the same side against the Muslims in the 13th century. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rey Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 hi i'm buorhann i defend people who say the n word and also like to sign treaties where slurs are involved in the announcement i'm also going to pretend i don't condone these actions 1 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hope Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 i dont really care that much about the politics but Odo and Buorhann are cool so good luck and have fun 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starbuck Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Really not surprising at this point. When are you guys gonna form a bloc with Nordic Sea Raiders? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Settra Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, rey said: hi i'm buorhann i defend people who say the n word and also like to sign treaties where slurs are involved in the announcement i'm also going to pretend i don't condone these actions hi i'm rey i support people who call others uncle toms and use OOC attacks in-game. 16 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandros o Megas Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Congs to both TK and TGH! 2 Quote Alexandros o Megas of Makedonia DEFCON 1 Leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Royalist Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN BUORKHANN 1 Quote aka Filip, The Royalist or Tremor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Starbuck said: Really not surprising at this point. When are you guys gonna form a bloc with Nordic Sea Raiders? We already worked along side with them in the previous war. 7 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 Yes! Now I can finally post this! 4 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kastor Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Starbuck said: Really not surprising at this point. When are you guys gonna form a bloc with Nordic Sea Raiders? Kick rocks Starbuck. 3 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Settra Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 minute ago, rey said: lmao if you think a black person saying "uncle tom" is the same as some pasty fricks slurring arabic/muslim people I mean I think you just love OOC. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rey Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Settra said: I mean I think you just love OOC. is it ooc content if they're slurring in alliance announcements Just now, Thalmor said: if you're going to use negative reactions as a tool of propaganda you should try not having everyone you agree with doing the same shit Edited May 4, 2018 by rey 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Buorhann Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 Hey @rey, how was it to sit on the sidelines watching your MDP allies burn last war? 16 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lordship Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, rey said: lmao if you think a black person saying "uncle tom" is the same as some pasty fricks slurring arabic/muslim people Can you stop with the OOC bs in every thread that mildly involved KT or TGH? If you hate them so much, just ignore the posts! 3 23 1 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Justin076 Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, rey said: lmao if you think a black person saying "uncle tom" is the same as some pasty fricks slurring arabic/muslim people I’m actually being serious here. You’re legit being extremely racist right now. Your double standard is astounding and “pasty fricks”. Who the frick do you think you are? Grow up and get this OOC shit out of this game. 3 18 1 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Wilhelm III Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Very good, deus vult my bros 2 Quote Ehre sei dem Kaiser. Lang lebe der Kaiser und Großdeutschland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 "We're offended by something someone said to Kastor, despite the fact that he routinely says way worse things. Anyway, here's our treaty, which contains the word 'towelhead'." - Consistent people 1 3 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2018 This thread right now: 2 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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