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Arkiri Arch

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Who do you support in this war?  

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  1. 1. Who do you support?

    • TEst/Arrgh
      24
    • Alpha/Polaris/Fark
      13
    • The food market in a few days ;)
      34

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Arkiri Arch

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TEst will play as the obese, 13 year old bully in this short play, named Durge.

Alpha will be the 8 year old, skinny white kid with curly red hair, named Eric.

 

Eric- Why, I hope my mother doesn't notice this dirt all over my brand new cargo shorts from Baby Gap. She would surely have a fit, maybe even pop a vessel in her brain and die.

Durge- What did I hear? You're scared that your mummy is gonna see that stain?

Eric- Err, no Durge, I am just building a sand castle with these remains of ants that I killed yesteday.

Durge- Let me see your pants Eric, you 4 eyed piece of tarder.

Eric- No, go take your uncles fuq stick like you do everyday after school!

Durge- Huh?! You little vermin, I'm going to exterminate you with greater efficiency than Himmler.

Durge jumps on Eric, pulling his own pants down in the process. Eric letting out a tard screech, pummels Durge in his dirt button, which was loosened the night before by his uncle. Brown and yellow liquid pours out onto Eric, getting in his eyes, nose and mouth.

Durge- You semen demon! You made me spill my love tank all over you! My uncle will beat me for this!

Eric- No I am sorry! Please dont hurt me, my mother would be terrified if I came home hurt!

Durge hearing this, grabs a short, pointy rock and jabs it into Erics throat. This blow causes blood to pour out all over the 2 boys. Durge then shoves his love tank goo down the hole in Erics throat and then Durge shoves his tongue in the hole to really pack it down. Durge never got over how good it felt to have his tongue in someones airpipe, he later murdered his abusive uncle and was put into a foster home. He was then kidnapped by the Mexican Cartel and forced to pack fudge into a donkey.

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Officer Nasty reporting for duty. 

 

 

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