Ayayay Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Today is a day that shall live forever in the hearts and minds of mankind for I, Metro, have ascended to Godhood. Worship me and obey my every word and a utopia will be declared. Kill all heretics and drive them before you. Destroy any and all nations perceived as neutrals or whom even harbor fleeting thoughts of neutrality. Most importantly raise a 35% tax against anyone in your alliance until they convert or leave so you can destroy them. 5 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin D Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 i is a follower Metro is always right 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Destroy the heathen! Edited February 24, 2016 by Alexei Lysenko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 \o/ Metro \o/ 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 Never forget the rallying cry of Metroism: "For the lulz" Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saruman Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 *worships Metro* 1 Quote º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR BIO DRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ BIO DRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 who are you again? 1 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) <[metro]> Kurdanak[Rose] <[metro]> worship me <[metro]> and I might consider forgiving your past neutrality :^) Edited February 24, 2016 by Kurdanak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I'd ship this. 1 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 another joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 How does one Metro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 You don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Kill all heretics and drive them before you. Destroy any and all nations perceived as neutrals or whom even harbor fleeting thoughts of neutrality. Most importantly raise a 35% tax against anyone in your alliance until they convert or leave so you can destroy them. I believe you forgot some bit about "hearing the lamentations of their women"... In any case, I look forward to watching the inevitable god-on-god action once Dio Brando hears of you. Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukuda Kazuma Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 who are you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Today is a day that shall live forever in the hearts and minds of mankind for I, Metro, have ascended to Godhood. Worship me and obey my every word and a utopia will be declared. Kill all heretics and drive them before you. Destroy any and all nations perceived as neutrals or whom even harbor fleeting thoughts of neutrality. Most importantly raise a 35% tax against anyone in your alliance until they convert or leave so you can destroy them. Official response from Foxburos government: Piss off. *In a catchy British accent* 1 Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I am Metro-sexual 1 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vellocet Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Siverians are gathering today in the temples of Baaist faith to pray to the Holy Admin, our Lord and Savior, Sheepy, so that he removes the Metrosit heresy from Orbis. Siverians claim the Holy Admin, Sheepy, is the one true God on Orbis, who possesses godly powers. Godly powers, indeed, that can change and shape the world of Orbis at his whim. Siverians will not forsake their religion for a false prophet such as Metro. EDIT: FUN FACT: Baaism is the first and oldest religion on Orbis. Edited February 24, 2016 by Vellocet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Bio Drando is not amused. Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Looks more like he's saying another word for a rooster, rather than lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Vietnam Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 down with fake religion! vietnam crushes metro! vietnam stronk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 down with fake religion! vietnam crushes metro! vietnam stronk! For once, Vietnam is strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Cults be cults.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 I hereby declare a Holy War against Khalifah. Let all the true followers destroy this dumbass! 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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