Kurdanak Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 This isn't any fun now that the people who really riled things up between the BoC and Mensa are now out of the BoC. The amount of shitposting is severely reduced. Anyways, have fun and all that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Their posts really would disappoint anyways. I trust Mensa to keep track of damage totals as we all know BoC will just claim victory. Edited October 17, 2015 by Apeman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Have fun Mensa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjohnston Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 To war! Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordRahl2 Posted October 17, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) And now for some readings from the holy scripture: As the Spaniards were ancient pakis, Dio decided that he would not exterminate them, and hoped that one day they would recover reason. He went back to Pakistan and expanded it from Russia to India, including Japan and Alaska. There were even some commercial outposts in Jerusalem and Denmark, far away from Pakistan. Meanwhile, the Unspoken One had deep and dark plans to overthrow Dio. He decided to go to Spain with his best scientists and discuss a lot. They had come to the idea that Dio was made of sand (which was absolutely correct) and decided that they would have to create another matter that would counter this sand. SnowOne night, they finally were able to create the anti-sand - snow - but the substance was so corrupt it began to spread to the soil, creating waters in the oceans, separating the continents. The once Gureto Indonesia, expanding from South Africa to South America was swallowed by the waters, leaving only the capital and some nearby cities. The north began to get cold and Pakistanis were forced to retreat to China - leaving those who were already affected by the curse of snow behind. Amongst the epicenter of the corruption were the Spaniards, all the scientists that helped creating the snow were very deeply affected inside, but outside as well. From the dark and brown hairs of the Pakistanis, they became blonder and taller with blue eyes, showing nothing but the absence of souls completely taken over by the snow. The Unspoken One was affected as well but due to the fact he was a first-generation Pakistani, he was apparently unaffected from the outside. Only were his blue eyes, proving that he lost his Paki soul for the dark and deep cold that was surrounding the planet... Dio was immediately aware of the danger. In fact he knew beforehand, but always hoped that the destiny could change. Before they committed the sins, The Unspoken one and Spaniards were still pakis and therefore innocent before committing the acts. But it was all too late now. Dio put his hand into the biggest desert of Pakistan and made a sword from the very last drips of the golden sand. He took it over his head and spoke to every Pakistani. When he called, all of them heard the message : "Pakistan, let us fight for the reunification. Let us fight for ZA WARUDO, let us fight for peace, let us fight for freedom of speech, let us fight for everyone. Pride, Power and Pakistan my friends... Pakistan.." And some words of wisdom or lack there of...as a humble servant of DIo I can but do my best to interpret and head his words. To me it is clear that the pig disgusting Spaniards have infected Obris. The most obvious infection spreads from those who obviously worship and venerate the artificial and degenerate snow. Chief among these is the Brotherhood of the Clouds who, with frequency, bow to this cold, unholy, and artificial substance. Dio will inevitably bring the holy sand to cleanse the earth of this foul corruption and we are but an instrument of his will. Amen. Edited October 17, 2015 by LordRahl2 8 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Looking forward to seeing the damages, death, and destruction that cripple the participants of this war. Oh, and... uh... Good luck, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Well well, second war in a row Mensa picks the weak link. What happened to all the fluff from Pfeiffer about hitting UPN if they hit tS or hitting tS if they hit UPN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Well well, second war in a row Mensa picks the weak link. What happened to all the fluff from Pfeiffer about hitting UPN if they hit tS or hitting tS if they hit UPN? inb4 Edited October 17, 2015 by Metro 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memph Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Hail Dio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samdoo Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Never saw this coming.. Like ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 inb4 !@#$ me, how did I never know about this backpedalling gif? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblige Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Yeah - what happened to Mensa hitting UPN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Mensa have handed us notice, so they are just honouring the agreement that we had, as we are still technically allies. Can't knock them for that. Whether they will go after us or not remains to be seen. Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Mensa have handed us notice, so they are just honouring the agreement that we had, as we are still technically allies. Can't knock them for that. Whether they will go after us or not remains to be seen. You guys blatantly attacked one of their allies for literally no reason. 3 Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) (tldr: war, its whats for dinner) For Dio, for the long term health of the game that we play, and for our allies, Mensa HQ declares on the Brotherhood of Clouds in defense of the Seven Kingdoms and The Syndicate. Last night, the Covenant launched an attack without provocation on our allies. The goal of this attack is plainly obvious, cliche as it may seem, simply world domination. It was not enough to create a network of allies with most of the top 5 alliances. Instead these alliances decided that any opposition to their hegemoney must be eliminated. This attack was denied to our face by the perpetrators up until the time the first strike was made. We in Mensa hoped that the Strength of our Unity would not be broken, but the die has been cast. If the aggressors win this war, the long term stability of the game will be in dire jeopardy. We urge those not involved in the war to think about the possible outcomes and to do what they think will be best for the game. From the deserts of Pakistan, the word of Dio spread like wildfire across all the lands. Dio preached a simple message for all to follow, Strength through Unity. One of the core tenets of Dioism is that if all the children of Dio work together they will be strong. In Orbis, Mensa HQ has strived to follow this doctrine, and we hoped others would follow in Dio’s footsteps. Fixed the format for you. o7 Mensa and BoC - Have fun you two! Edited October 17, 2015 by Ibrahim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) You guys blatantly attacked one of their allies for literally no reason. Well, we hit TAC almost exactly a year ago for plotting to build a coalition to roll us. TC was also announced on the 14th. We're just celebratin' one year bby. You just so happened to have done the same thing TAC did. I mean, who'd pass up an opportunity like that? Edited October 17, 2015 by Metro Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Well, we hit TAC almost exactly a year ago for plotting to build a coalition to roll us. TC was also announced on the 14th. We're just celebratin' one year bby. You just so happened to have done the same thing TAC did. I mean, who'd pass up an opportunity like that? UPN celebrated TC treaty with a VE-UPN treaty Edited October 17, 2015 by Alataq 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Mensa have handed us notice, so they are just honouring the agreement that we had, as we are still technically allies. Can't knock them for that. Whether they will go after us or not remains to be seen. Thank you for clarifying it to the masses. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) Well, we hit TAC almost exactly a year ago for plotting to build a coalition to roll us. TC was also announced on the 14th. We're just celebratin' one year bby. You just so happened to have done the same thing TAC did. I mean, who'd pass up an opportunity like that? Oh my god, are you really this dense? A single member of our government had made very tentative plans way back in the beginning of the summer. We have and had no plans in recent memories to engage in hostilities with tC. Keep justifying it to yourself though, buddy. Edited October 17, 2015 by Agent W Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Nobody can declare on UPN - fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Oh my god, are you really this dense? A single member of our government had made very tentative plans way back in the beginning of the summer. We have and had no plans in recent memories to engage in hostilities with tC. Keep justifying it to yourself though, buddy. if you say so WANA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Oh my god, are you really this dense? A single member of our government had made very tentative plans way back in the beginning of the summer. We have and had no plans in recent memories to engage in hostilities with tC. Keep justifying it to yourself though, buddy. They were not "very tentative" plans. Certainly not on the part of tS. So please stop pushing that false narrative, as if it was just Partisan mentioning a hypothetical. It was much more than that -- and he has publicly admitted it. 1 Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfeiffer Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 They were not "very tentative" plans. Certainly not on the part of tS. So please stop pushing that false narrative, as if it was just Partisan mentioning a hypothetical. It was much more than that -- and he has publicly admitted it. citation needed Quote ☾☆ Chairman Emeritus of Mensa HQ ☾☆ "It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself." -Jack O'Neill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 (edited) citation needed tS made the mistake of *prematurely* pushing it. Oh my god, are you really this dense? A single member of our government had made very tentative plans way back in the beginning of the summer. We have and had no plans in recent memories to engage in hostilities with tC. Keep justifying it to yourself though, buddy. Edited October 17, 2015 by Metro Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfeiffer Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 meh, I have a plan to attack basically every alliance at any given moment, so I don't understand the drama Quote ☾☆ Chairman Emeritus of Mensa HQ ☾☆ "It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself." -Jack O'Neill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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