Popular Post Gaius Julius Caesar Posted May 1 Popular Post Share Posted May 1 Investor Contact: Media Contact: President Tom Gaius Julius Caesar SYNDICATE, INC., ANNOUNCES STRUCTURAL AND LINEUP CHANGES NASSAU, Bahamas, 2024-04-30: SYNDICATE, Inc., (NYSE:SCC) has a number of updates to provide to the broader community of Orbis. Firstly, the Board is delighted to announce the appointment of Chaunce and Tim to the position of Chair of the Board. The Board of the Syndicate is composed of the Executive Officers, and a selection of highly sought after Advisory members, who have previously held executive positions and have been retained to provide guidance into the strategic direction of The Syndicate. The non-executive Chair(s), while having no impact on the day-to-day operations of The Syndicate, will ensure high governance standards, and act as trustees for key assets. This appointment is made possible due to the welcome expungement of a series of convictions against [redacted]. This move provides the Executive Officers with a strong board along with additional oversight in a goal to reduce the ongoing concerns regarding embezzlement and reduced shareholder returns. Tim was overheard asking: “Are we supposed to share the chair or can we get one each?”. Chief Global Strategist Gaius Julius Caesar responded: “I have helped bring some fossils semi-out of retirement.” Secondly, the Board would like to inform the shareholders of changes pertaining to the Chief Financial Officer. After serving as CFO for fourteen months, Keram decided that the time for retirement had come. Following his resignation, and boarding of a flying boat headed for an idyllic island where he could enjoy his retirement to its fullest, the Executives held consultations; the conclusions derived from these led to them deciding that Shiho Nishizumi would be the best candidate to replace the outgoing CFO. Shiho was promptly contacted, and after a brief telegram exchange, he accepted the offer. Within half a day of Shiho’s appointment, his White Swan could be seen making a landing on the company’s private airport. The Board would like to thank the outgoing CFO for his efforts and contributions, and congratulate the Chairs and new CFO on their appointments. Lucas, recently retired longest-serving member of The Executive and now a member of the advisory board, could not participate in the inauguration ceremony but offered his congratulations through a spokesperson. “Executive Emeritus Lucas expresses regret at not being able to leave Exegol for this ceremony but he is most pleased with the new Chairs,” hissed the figure, pressing bony fingers together and clad in a black and red cloak, its face hidden under a hood. “That the ones known as Tim and Chaunce have found their way back to the forefront is a most heartwarming feeling, to be sure. No one ever’s really gone.” As always, this press release was written and edited by an unbiased third party, and The Syndicate is not liable for any legal charges that arise as a result. About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include The Enterprise, which provides development and growth opportunities for multinational prodigies around the globe, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. This sentence is here because we still couped Zed. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Gaius Julius Caesar, Chief Global Strategist 18 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 I support the return of OG members. Just waiting for Cynic's turn now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themonia Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Congrats on the retirement, Keram. Quote Take no comment seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Holy smokes, Chaunce AND TIM!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 @Kurdanak they found even more victims 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flame of the Flawed Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 14 minutes ago, Adrienne said: @Kurdanak they found even more victims sickos 3 1 Quote a.k.a. Chaunce Chaunce - Today at 9:55 PM with the watermelons there isn't much space left I still have a lot of room to improve Manthrax Has Venomous Bite! - Today at 9:57 PM Hee hee. Room indeed. Sabriel - Today at 10:01 PM I feel like, if the other AAs knew how we act, they'd feel a deep sense of shame in knowing that they consistently get beat by us. when we talk about how many vegetables we can fit in Chaunce's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted May 1 Popular Post Share Posted May 1 8 minutes ago, Adrienne said: @Kurdanak they found even more victims At this rate each of our gov meetings are going to start looking like: (before anyone starts to worry, I'm doing everything I can to keep abbas underground) 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrienne Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 33 minutes ago, Kevanovia said: Holy smokes, Chaunce AND TIM!?! AND Shiho! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 007 back at it again. Welcome back both and good luck Shiho! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobert Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 i still miss the snek 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Julius Caesar Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 7 minutes ago, Bobert said: i still miss the snek As of current, resurrection rituals have failed to yield successful results. As Pontifex Maximus however, I have yet to give up, and continue to make all possible efforts. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 1 hour ago, Insert Name Here said: I support the return of OG members. Just waiting for Cynic's turn now. Was your mouth out with soap kind sir! This material info deserved a second News Release friends. Welcome back to the fray Shiho! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Congrats to Chaunce and Tim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 I am actually Shadow King for t$ and this was all my doing, but they'll never admit to it so for now, Gratz to all involved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Lol Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Can we get Kayser and Utmos back as well 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveth Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Welcome back, lads. Good to see ya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Welcome back to the game folks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Truchev Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 I expect great shenanigans. Quote Contact me if you have questions, concerns, or just want to chat. I have an open door policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronjoy Tehmina Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Welcome back to the game guys! And congratulations to Shiho on his promotion! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 11 hours ago, Tartarus said: Can we get Kayser and Utmos back as well Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get hasty. You may fix them with such suggestions. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tartarus Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 2 hours ago, Buorhann said: Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get hasty. You may fix them with such suggestions. Such quality would cancel out the rest 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 18 hours ago, Tartarus said: Can we get Kayser and Utmos back as well I for once would like to see the return of the one and only Les Paul Supreme, the man whose VMing went like clockwork, when his alliance found itself at war. But most of all I miss the lawsuit threats directed to a teenage girl, for trolling his VMing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 17 hours ago, Insert Name Here said: I for once would like to see the return of the one and only Les Paul Supreme, the man whose VMing went like clockwork, when his alliance found itself at war. But most of all I miss the lawsuit threats directed to a teenage girl, for trolling his VMing. You always knew a hit would happen when he VM'd. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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