Popular Post Vero Posted December 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2020 Cla$$ified email$. Unauthorized acce$$ will re$ult in law$uit$ $o big your great great grandkid$ will feel them. DATE: 22/12/20 Pope, Hello! Before I an$wer the que$tion$ in your la$t email, a few of my own: How i$ $i$ter Lati$ha? I mu$t remember to pay her a vi$it. Are the vine$ I tended to $till growing well? You know, I found tho$e on a company outing when they were fir$t $prouting, and knew you and the $i$ter$ would love them. In your la$t email you a$ked me a bit more about my relation$hip with Theo, and I mu$t admit thing$ have been rocky lately. He'$ been $pending long night$ in the office, while I go to the bar with Ju$tin, the $nake, Luca$, and of cour$e that $trangely per$onable AI we keep around. Hi$ origin$ $till allude$ me, but I won't deny hi$ incredible $kill$ and how much of an a$$et he i$ to u$ a$ a company, the la$t great American dyna$ty. I wi$h you would come vi$it the office and come out of the wood$ for once. You know, we had a job and a place for you. All you had to do wa$ $tay. I know you are in love with your job, but that offer remain$ open. Back to Theo! $o, a$ I $aid he'$ been hanging around the office a lot more. Ye$, we have a lot of extra financial form$ to fill out given our late$t law$uit, but 16 hour day$ con$tantly? By the time he get$ home, I've already fallen a$leep. By the time I wake up, he'$ gone back to work. He feel$... di$tant. I'll be hone$t - I got a tad no$y ye$terday. I had Vero approach him and apologize for dropping cla$$ified paper$ out$ide, which got Theo on a rant for about 2 hour$ about operational $ecurity. I walked into hi$ office and entered hi$ pa$$word (I mean cmon theo, "franzhaditcoming"? Be a little le$$ predictable.) I loaded hi$ Brave (not $pon$ored) brow$er up, and the hi$tory had a bunch of $trange google $earche$ that put me off, but tho$e aren't important. What i$ important i$ a file he named re$ignation. I opened the file, and it had a full re$ignation along with tran$fer paper$ for Ju$tin to take over. How ludicrou$! The AI would $urely never let hi$ underling go into accounting. Ju$tin i$ far too manly for that. $peaking of, Ju$tin'$ been a good friend lately. T'i$ the damn $ea$on for a lot of $tre$$, $o it'$ nice to have a friend like him. In our talk$ at the bar, we've di$covered a $hared love of both Greek Mythology and wine. Lot$ and lot$ of wine. And the partying the exec team (minu$ Theo, a$ previou$ly mentioned) can do! Parti$an can $ing quite well, de$pite hi$ champagne problem$! You $hould've heard him when Folklore wa$ relea$ed. It wa$ an ab$olute work of art. Almo$t a$ good a$ Queen Taytay her$elf if you a$k me. And Ju$tin'$ emotional range on Teardrop$ on my Guitar? Moving. In$piring. Have you heard my Look What you Made me do? I play the $corned party incredibly well! You know, now that I'm thinking about it. Theo'$ not been alone in that office. He'$ been with Patrick. He'$ that bald, mu$cular, incredibly manly guy I mentioned a few month$ back. From what I hear, we hired him directly after he e$caped from $ome cult that wor$hipped nuke$ like $ome $ort of fal$e god. Radioactivity and mutation$ would explain a lot, in fairne$$. I wonder if there'$ $omething true to that earlier thought... Patrick ha$ been mentioning a vacation for two... But $urely not, right? The hole$ they would leave in our heart would be $o $ad, yet al$o almo$t poetic enough to find beauty in the tragedy. He would be the lucky one if he got away with the king of my heart. We've achieved $uch a $tate of grace in the office$ lately that I've hone$tly forgotten the cruel $ummer we've gone through thi$ year. Maybe I $hould talk to Theo. If I don't, and my $u$picion$ are correct, everything may change. I'd rather avoid any company talk when I do it, le$t I fall into any illicit affair$ they've become involved in. It'$ not too late, right? Not like there'$ $ome invi$ible $tring tied to him and pulling him away from me in $ome $ort of exile. Maybe I'll take him to the lake$, the cabin we have out there. You mentioned a few week$ ago that maybe we were di$tanced becau$e of my overtime. Thi$ i$ me trying to fix that. I know place$ thi$ love can come back in $tyle, and I intend to u$e them. Perhap$ I'll contact a publi$her, and write a book of our $tory $o new romantic$ can live out their wilde$t dream$ through it. I can feel it, Pope. He'$ the 1. Your loyal $ervant, Adam Do$iu$ COO 5 1 22 1 Quote Cry harder Wanted dead or alive for the following crimes: Thoughts of attempting rebellion, leaking, being a femboy, being a weeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Adam Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 bruh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Wow we really do need to Fire Vero for these leaks. Congrats and condolences to all. It has been wonderful all around. 1 1 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artifex Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 tl;dr t$ is breaking the NAP to DoW Pantheon 3 Quote Love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 can i get a tldr at least vero 😭 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polar Bear ArcticExplorer Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Just now, Sahina said: can i get a tldr at least vero 😭 This ^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Theodosius Posted December 23, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2020 I've no idea what is going on, but someone should fire Vero all the same. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Adam Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Theodosius said: I've no idea what is going on, but someone should fire Vero all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopold von Habsburg Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 ROI $$$$$$$ PRAI$E BE PATRON $AINT JE$$ICA RABBIT Pray for us everyone 💚 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Ataxia Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Theo is bae but now he doesn’t want to watch scotus briefs with me anymore SAD! 1 Quote House Stark Discord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 I don't think t$ will ever financially recover from this. 1 Quote "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin076 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Wow Adam and Vero, I sent that intimate photo in confidence 😒 Also @theo 2 Quote Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamala Khan Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 My tears ricochet upon hearing this, this is why we can’t have nice things. Speak now, and I can’t tolerate it. It won’t be for evermore though, when I go back to December I’ll only reflect on the happiness. Long story short, I’ll get my closure. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 You're fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Fine. I don't need you. I'll run our military myself. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Protong Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 nice $ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 my condolences to most involved rawr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vemek Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Condolences to Justin for having to deal with me DMing him 20 times asking about shit and congratulations to Theo and Patrick for escaping that 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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