Popular Post Queen M II Posted March 16, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) FADE IN: INT. MASSIVE GRIFFIN TREEHOUSE IN THE SKY - ORBIS - DUSK GUARDIAN, 1300+ days old, sits at their very fancy antique oak desk with their sharp spectacles sliding down the bridge of their nose. Their cool blue eyes that have seen everything under the sun, dart between a tattered note and the young STRATAGEM, 130ish days old, stands in front of the desk in dirty untied black Converse sneakers, ripped jeans, and a black Wakanda University hoodie. STRATAGEM is woefully under-dressed for this very important meeting. GUARDIAN What the hell is this? Are you nuts? STRATAGEM No? Ambitious maybe– GUARDIAN Ambitious? No, this is naive. This is stupid. Do you remember when you came here asking what we thought of you signing TGITG? And do we even need to mention- STRATAGEM (mumbles, staring at their scuffed sneakers) Can we not? GUARDIAN And now this! This "list." There’s no rhyme, there’s no reason...You want to fight half of Orbis? For what reason? STRATAGEM Lulz? GUARDIAN continues, ignoring STRATAGEM’s shamelessly petty nature. GUARDIAN We have friends and acquaintances on this list, for Dio’s sake! STRATAGEM reaches into their back pocket and pulls out a sheet of paper that is remarkably crisp and dry for having been sat on all day. They carefully unfold and slide this mysterious paper across GUARDIAN’s desk, while slyly slipping "the list" from underneath old and weathered fingertips that have killed many men, their children, and their grandchildren. STRATAGEM An...ODoAP? GUARDIAN picks up the sheet of paper that begins to glow flashing shades of black and blue. Their eyes crinkle and lips curl into a smirk. GUARDIAN You have literally been nothing but a pain in our ass since you climbed up to our majestic treehouse in the sky. There were many a time we cursed the fateful day you asked us to protect you. We probably should’ve dropped you a long time ago. STRATAGEM begins to feel discouraged but then recognizes a twinkle in GUARDIAN’s eye. The twinkle of, dare they hope, mischief? STRATAGEM Buuuut...? GUARDIAN But you’re earnest and you aren’t the absolute worst we’ve ever seen. You have spunk and you keep us young. Mildly entertained, even. STRATAGEM (bouncing on their toes in excitement) Soooooo? GUARDIAN An ODoAP will be just fine. STRATAGEM CUT TO BLACK. Deal 1: Independence of Spirit Guardian and Stratagem promise not to infringe on each other’s vibes and mutually agree to stay in their own lanes when it comes to in-house business. Deal 2: Perma-peace Guardian and Stratagem agree to never square up against each other and mutually agree to not take any part in any hateration coming the other’s way. Deal 3: They Said What?! Guardian and Stratagem agree to spill and share tea with each other in order to guarantee their own crews’ prosperity. Deal 4: You Want In On This? Maybe... Guardian and Stratagem recognize that while they are not obligated to come to the aid of each other if it’s about to go down, they’re still friends at the end of the day. They’re encouraged to swing on haters, hand out IOUs, and/or call in favors if it’s not too much of a pain militarily, politically, or with the Benjamins. Deal 5: You’re Cancelled A 72 hour heads up must be given whenever either Guardian and Stratagem ever find themselves over it. Tagged for Stratagem by Queen M, Ringleader Quan Tativ, Right Hand Durmij, Special Advisor on Chicanery Signed for Guardian Memph Synthesis JtTeE Grim Vanek26 Blande Avruch Edited March 16, 2018 by Queen M 17 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roquentin Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Congrats on the treaty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augustus Caesar Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Congrats Queen M Enjoyed reading it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 This is fake. Everyone knows the trees are mine. Congrats all the same 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Brando Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 o7 Guardian o/ SGM I know you guys will do well together — both the listed parties were extremely pleasant to talk with in my short stay in Guardian 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Epi Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 435 Edited December 21, 2020 by Epi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sans Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Nuke bloc is fast becoming the center of a lot of weight. Interesting developments. Congratz on the treaty 1 Quote “ Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. †–The First Ideal of the Windrunners, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Nice on the Treaty, but like I have an issue with this. Who would "spill and share tea" like, I don't care if you share your tea, but if you spill it, then that's just wasting tea man, tea is just too good to be wasted like this. Did you at least clean it up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 42 minutes ago, Hilmes said: Nuke bloc is fast becoming the center of a lot of weight. Interesting developments. Congratz on the treaty It's the bbq's making us fat. Not nice to say tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 46 minutes ago, Apeman said: It's the bbq's making us fat. Not nice to say tho. He's saying that nukes weight a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan (Uzume) Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Congrats folks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kermie Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Will this one make it past 24hrs? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) No that meme prob won't make it at all. Like why post it even if you need to ask. Silly frog Edited March 16, 2018 by Apeman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegee Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 I’m just saying you should recruit me to do your story writing, here’s my latest work in all seriousness congrats on the treaty... upgrade I gues it could be considered? Best of luck to Strat and Guardian o7 Quote I'm just procrastinating for a paper I have to write at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Hooray for treaties that involve some kind of written-up nonsense! 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Your loyalty shall be tested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfive Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 13 minutes ago, Kastor said: Your loyalty shall be tested. You're dumb. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 16, 2018 Author Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) On 3/16/2018 at 7:23 AM, Kastor said: Your loyalty shall be tested. Every Stephen has their day, @Kastor. Tread lightly. Edited March 17, 2018 by Queen M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Congrats! There's a lot of cool people on both sides of this treaty 1 Quote I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Kastor said: Your loyalty shall be tested. Normally I would try to goad you into in to shambling together another alliance to try and hit us, but you really should be focusing on your studies. Just be content giving Buorhann an heir and leave the wars to those of us actually in power. 3 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souparmon Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 Congrats SGM and Gaurdian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 hours ago, durmij said: Normally I would try to goad you into in to shambling together another alliance to try and hit us, but you really should be focusing on your studies. Just be content giving Buorhann an heir and leave the wars to those of us actually in power. Sketchy is my heir, so... heh. Time to bring that in the inner chat~ 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roq Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 6 hours ago, Kastor said: Your loyalty shall be tested. You are just the epitome of a debby downer now aren't ya 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Buorhann said: Sketchy is my heir, so... heh. Time to bring that in the inner chat~ Congratulations. Who is the mother? 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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