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A very late statement from Cerberus

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O/ welcome to fighting tkr with us!

 

So the mods dont ban me Im doing this for morale purposes, for steve!

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O/ welcome to fighting tkr with us!

 

So the mods dont ban me Im doing this for morale purposes, for steve!

 

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Not the worst declaration in Valyria's history, but pretty close.

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In addition to this, it has come to our attention that The Syndicate has been developing and potentially selling Reaper Technology. In response to this, Cerberus has sent a small task force to investigate.

 

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This is probably the wrong time to ask. But what is Cerberus?

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This is probably the wrong time to ask. But what is Cerberus?

You'll know when you surrender to them.

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You'll know when you surrender to them.

 

Oh are they the ones leading your coalition channel? Just ask them for the invite 

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25 day old alliances initiating blitzes on the first day is always fun. But damn if you survive against both tS and TKR I'll be impressed as shit.

 

Good luck Cerberus!

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You'll know when you surrender to them.

oh Kastor you better start saving money coz I won't be happy is peace is given to you for free. 

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I admire your bravery :) Good luck and have fun!

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Investor Contact:
Chaunce
 
 


Media Contact:
Zed

 
 


SYNDICATE, INC ISSUES VERY LATE STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO CERBERUS
 

 
NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-04-15: SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC), recently learned of a very late statement of hostilities by Cerberus (NYSE: CBS). SYNDICATE, Inc., has now issued a very late statement acknowledging hostilities with Cerberus. SYNDICATE, Inc., wishes the best of luck to Cerberus in the conflict.

 
 
About SYNDICATE, Inc.
 
SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Zed, Director of Strategic Planning.

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This is probably the wrong time to ask. But what is Cerberus?

In Greek mythology, Cerberus is also known a the "hound of Hades," so I can only assume they're a HBE puppet.

 

also something something Mass Effect

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