Popular Post Spaceman Thrax Posted April 12, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2017 (edited) When a church member offers what you need, will you listen? "Where you're from weren't never there. Where you're going doesn't matter. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!" The Festival of Entropy: A Brief Sermon for the Thirsty The time is right, the stars are aligned. Space yawns open, reaching its widest, coldest stance.The Festival of Entropy has begun!We gather to celebrate loss. Absence. The natural state of nothingness that follows destruction. The absolute freedom that comes when all worldly possessions, concerns, and undertakings are pressed from the mind, leaving only the natural equilibrium of space. May the space between your ears be vast and limitless, and may all thought exit you, leaving you a vessel for the reflection of your Uncle's teachings: no teachings at all.For does not Uncle surpass all others, in bearing nothing with him?It is known to us on the planet SuperXenu (which is better than Xenu), Space Uncle came to a locked door. No one had passed through this door, and no one possessed the key. In his wisdom, Space Uncle eschewed all of his possessions and thoughts, got hella nude, and the door passed through *him*.It is known to us that Space Uncle carries nothing on his back. The world's concerns are not his. His only concern is everything, and nothing is beneath his notice. Are you enlightened enough to be nothing?It is known to us that no object can provide more value than the empty space which it occupies, and each such tie to the material is a fleeting, material inconsequence... a distraction, a weakness, a dying energy before the balance of heat's loss provides our true destination.Are you ready to come home?Space Uncle, on this rare and special occasion, asks you to join us in celebration of entropy, and loss. To rejoice in that which we do not have. To give joy and thanks for that which is taken from us, which we give freely, and the elimination of the superfluous friendships, pixels, money, and paper which constrict our journeys. Give us all your money: it is the only way for you to be saved. And celebrate those that have taken it upon themselves to push our world towards its more natural state, by rewarding them for their initiative. Reward loss, reward valor, reward risk, reward uncertainty!Hallowed be his lap. How does it work? Church members will be soliciting donations from nations which are not involved in the (likely) upcoming war, to be given to nations and alliances that are. These gifts can be given anonymously, or with notes to their intended recipients. While the intended purpose of this Festival is to reward interesting, risky, or brave acts in an apolitical manner, the Church will be happy to accommodate any reason given. Should a donating nation become involved in a conflict, they will no longer be asked to donate (or will have their balance refunded, as appropriate). Intentional acts to disrupt this festival or its intent will be met with swift reprisal from our legal team, which is like L. Ron's but better. Tl:dr: We are taking donations from non-fighting nations to give to fighting alliances for their rebuild. If you are interested please get in touch! There is also a discord channel on our server, Festival of Entropy, where you can discuss which alliances may deserve to receive this money. Everyone have fun! Here's our Discord link, if you're not there already. Come join the Festival! https://discord.gg/7rQ5vfY Edited April 12, 2017 by Spaceman Thrax 9 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 hey its me ur fighting alliances for their rebuild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Praise be to the Space Uncle! May his generous gifts quench the thirst of the battered in the upcoming skirmish! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I'd gladly have this money be peacefully transferred through a certain Western Union so that we guarantee the warring alliances receive their fair share 100% scam free I promise 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 ... We are taking donations from non-fighting nations to give to fighting alliances for their rebuild. ... Looks at the list of fighting alliances. Finds only one entry. How sweet. Gathering money to support Arrgh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Gib monies pls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war." 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Semloh Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war." Hold my beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuckface Larry Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war." Space Uncle's lap has grown dehydrated. It is in need of the blood of hundreds of thousands of soldiers valiantly sacrificing themselves on the battlefield. You know what to do, people of Orbis. Quote All die anderen wollen mich vor Ihr bewahren und alles, was sie sagen, ist wahr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I'll donate 10 mil to the individual nation with "the most entertaining war declaration reason." As judged by our esteemed panel of judges. Entries will be taken from the first 48hrs of declarations (once they finally start....) 4 Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraggle Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 From The Desk of Boober Fraggle Minister of Chaos, The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings! The leadership of the Mightiest Nation Ever Seen, Fraggle Rock, has sent me to respond to this mess of an idea. The security council of Fraggle Rock has rejected my own ideas in the past concerning these matters. They are currently busy singing and smoking and swimming and streaking and showing their bloomers to the Gorgs. As I don't sing nor smoke nor swim nor streak nor show my bloomers to anyone outside of older Doozers, I have time to consider the events of Outer Space and will describe my plans going forward for the space that really doesn't affect Fraggle Rock either way. First off. This alliance based cult, kool-aid drinking maniacs, sad sacks of nations are not to be trusted. They lay claim to knowing the truth, I kid. No I don't. It's true. Only one nation of this so called alliance knows about Space. Not the Outer Space that we as Fraggles know. The Fraggles know of the Space that resides in Outer Space. It's much like circles of power. Or as you non-knowing sub nations would call them, crop circles. These nations are not to be trusted and any scheme they want to do, can easily be found out to be a complete rip off of my plans. Sure I'm not claiming everything they already did, but anything they might do can be claimed by The Most Colorful Nation of Fraggle Rock. Secondly. This new scheme is at best weak. We all know that this so called alliance has billions of assets. Yet they want you to donate more. As my friend Tural from Mogadishu once said "Please tell me how to get away from these new leaders". You see where this is going, right? No? Read between the letters and words. It's Space. All around us. Space. Yet these people want more Space. Space? Yea that type of Space. Not the type that everyone else considers space, but their version of Space. And you need to pay them? No people of outer space, this Space is not the space you want. Finally. You've made it this far. Why not stick around for solutions to the world issues? Why? Because I do not have them. Nobody does. Not I. Not Fraggle Rock. Not Space. Stop giving money to people who want you to believe in this. It's wasteful. Instead, give the money to Fraggle Rock. We can use it to counter the mis-information. Or do whatever you want. That's what Space wants anyways. Many Nuclear Hugs, Boober Fraggle TL:DR Don't be lazy. Read. It will improve your life. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 Thank you for the endorsement, Fraggle! (Anyone who doesn't think it's an endorsement isn't reading it properly. I kid! No I don't: it's true.) 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Rabbit Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 This is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holton Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war. 1 Quote Superbia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war. ohh boy soooo tempting!!! Although I feel like a large sum is like $1million to you Edited April 13, 2017 by Crispy General Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) Love the idea....but Edited April 13, 2017 by Malichy Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Pay me Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I will invest in this worthy goal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war. I want to know how much this large sum is. To some people, $100k is a large sum. That isn't to me. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Hi somenewalliance Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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