The Festival of Entropy Begins!

[Spaceman Thrax]

When a church member offers what you need, will you listen?

 

"Where you're from weren't never there. Where you're going doesn't matter. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it!"

 

The Festival of Entropy: A Brief Sermon for the Thirsty

 

 

The time is right, the stars are aligned. Space yawns open, reaching its widest, coldest stance.

The Festival of Entropy has begun!

We gather to celebrate loss. Absence. The natural state of nothingness that follows destruction. The absolute freedom that comes when all worldly possessions, concerns, and undertakings are pressed from the mind, leaving only the natural equilibrium of space. May the space between your ears be vast and limitless, and may all thought exit you, leaving you a vessel for the reflection of your Uncle's teachings: no teachings at all.

For does not Uncle surpass all others, in bearing nothing with him?

It is known to us on the planet SuperXenu (which is better than Xenu), Space Uncle came to a locked door. No one had passed through this door, and no one possessed the key. In his wisdom, Space Uncle eschewed all of his possessions and thoughts, got hella nude, and the door passed through *him*.

It is known to us that Space Uncle carries nothing on his back. The world's concerns are not his. His only concern is everything, and nothing is beneath his notice. Are you enlightened enough to be nothing?

It is known to us that no object can provide more value than the empty space which it occupies, and each such tie to the material is a fleeting, material inconsequence... a distraction, a weakness, a dying energy before the balance of heat's loss provides our true destination.

Are you ready to come home?

Space Uncle, on this rare and special occasion, asks you to join us in celebration of entropy, and loss. To rejoice in that which we do not have. To give joy and thanks for that which is taken from us, which we give freely, and the elimination of the superfluous friendships, pixels, money, and paper which constrict our journeys. Give us all your money: it is the only way for you to be saved. And celebrate those that have taken it upon themselves to push our world towards its more natural state, by rewarding them for their initiative. Reward loss, reward valor, reward risk, reward uncertainty!

Hallowed be his lap.

 

 

How does it work?

 

 

Church members will be soliciting donations from nations which are not involved in the (likely) upcoming war, to be given to nations and alliances that are. These gifts can be given anonymously, or with notes to their intended recipients. While the intended purpose of this Festival is to reward interesting, risky, or brave acts in an apolitical manner, the Church will be happy to accommodate any reason given. Should a donating nation become involved in a conflict, they will no longer be asked to donate (or will have their balance refunded, as appropriate). Intentional acts to disrupt this festival or its intent will be met with swift reprisal from our legal team, which is like L. Ron's but better.

 

 

Tl:dr:

 

 

We are taking donations from non-fighting nations to give to fighting alliances for their rebuild. If you are interested please get in touch! There is also a discord channel on our server, Festival of Entropy, where you can discuss which alliances may deserve to receive this money. Everyone have fun!

 

 

Here's our Discord link, if you're not there already. Come join the Festival! https://discord.gg/7rQ5vfY

Edited April 12, 2017 by Spaceman Thrax

[Sargun]

hey its me ur fighting alliances for their rebuild

[Thalmor]

Praise be to the Space Uncle! May his generous gifts quench the thirst of the battered in the upcoming skirmish!

[hidude45454]

I'd gladly have this money be peacefully transferred through a certain Western Union so that we guarantee the warring alliances receive their fair share 

100% scam free I promise

[Ripper]

... We are taking donations from non-fighting nations to give to fighting alliances for their rebuild. ...

 

Looks at the list of fighting alliances. Finds only one entry.

 

How sweet. Gathering money to support Arrgh.

[Tim Armstrong]

Gib monies pls

[Spaceman Thrax]

We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war."

[Rob Semloh]

We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war."

Hold my beer.

[Fuckface Larry]

We've got our first donations! They're being held for "whoever actually starts a damn war."

 

Space Uncle's lap has grown dehydrated. It is in need of the blood of hundreds of thousands of soldiers valiantly sacrificing themselves on the battlefield. You know what to do, people of Orbis. 

[Critters]

I'll donate 10 mil to the individual nation with "the most entertaining war declaration reason." As judged by our esteemed panel of judges. Entries will be taken from the first 48hrs of declarations (once they finally start....)

[Fraggle]

From The Desk of Boober Fraggle

Minister of Chaos, The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings! The leadership of the Mightiest Nation Ever Seen, Fraggle Rock, has sent me to respond to this mess of an idea. The security council of Fraggle Rock has rejected my own ideas in the past concerning these matters. They are currently busy singing and smoking and swimming and streaking and showing their bloomers to the Gorgs. As I don't sing nor smoke nor swim nor streak nor show my bloomers to anyone outside of older Doozers, I have time to consider the events of Outer Space and will describe my plans going forward for the space that really doesn't affect Fraggle Rock either way.

 

First off. This alliance based cult, kool-aid drinking maniacs, sad sacks of nations are not to be trusted. They lay claim to knowing the truth, I kid. No I don't. It's true. Only one nation of this so called alliance knows about Space. Not the Outer Space that we as Fraggles know. The Fraggles know of the Space that resides in Outer Space. It's much like circles of power. Or as you non-knowing sub nations would call them, crop circles. These nations are not to be trusted and any scheme they want to do, can easily be found out to be a complete rip off of my plans. Sure I'm not claiming everything they already did, but anything they might do can be claimed by The Most Colorful Nation of Fraggle Rock.

 

Secondly. This new scheme is at best weak. We all know that this so called alliance has billions of assets. Yet they want you to donate more. As my friend Tural from Mogadishu once said "Please tell me how to get away from these new leaders". You see where this is going, right? No? Read between the letters and words. It's Space. All around us. Space. Yet these people want more Space. Space? Yea that type of Space. Not the type that everyone else considers space, but their version of Space. And you need to pay them? No people of outer space, this Space is not the space you want. 

 

Finally. You've made it this far. Why not stick around for solutions to the world issues? Why? Because I do not have them. Nobody does. Not I. Not Fraggle Rock. Not Space. Stop giving money to people who want you to believe in this. It's wasteful. Instead, give the money to Fraggle Rock. We can use it to counter the mis-information. Or do whatever you want. That's what Space wants anyways.

 

 

Many Nuclear Hugs,

Boober Fraggle

 

 

TL:DR

 

Don't be lazy. Read. It will improve your life.

 

 

[Spaceman Thrax]

Thank you for the endorsement, Fraggle! (Anyone who doesn't think it's an endorsement isn't reading it properly. I kid! No I don't: it's true.)

[Jessica Rabbit]

This is brilliant.

[Holton]

I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war.

[CrispyGeneral]

I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war.

ohh boy soooo tempting!!!

 

Although I feel like a large sum is like $1million to you

Edited April 13, 2017 by Crispy General

[Malichy]

Love the idea....but 

 

Edited April 13, 2017 by Malichy

[Crust]

Pay me

[Ogaden]

I will invest in this worthy goal

[Buorhann]

I'll drop a large sum to the leader of whichever alliance declares first war.

 

I want to know how much this large sum is.  To some people, $100k is a large sum.  That isn't to me.

[greatkitteh]

Hi somenewalliance