Carrier pigeons were killed from high levels of radation; an open letter will have to suffice

[Ayayay]

 

[WISD0MTREE]

EDIT: Out of respect for Malal, I have redacted this message. See below. 

Edited September 18, 2016 by WISD0MTREE

[Ayayay]

I don wanna read it. Summary please.

tl;dr I spent more than 5 seconds working on it, you can spend more than 5 seconds reading it 

 

 

Dammit, ninja'd 

Edited September 18, 2016 by Malal

[Willam von Waldreich]

And the drama continues.

 

And I read it, people are too lazy anymore...

Edited September 18, 2016 by Eugene Faulkner

[Mikey]

Jokes on you I can't even read!

[Ogaden]

probably a good call

 

In fact you should probably just cancel everything

[Ayayay]

probably a good call

 

In fact you should probably just cancel everything

okay, but could we write up a treaty first?

[vonnorman]

Good work under

[Ogaden]

okay, but could we write up a treaty first?

 

Call it Edictum Purplol, or just Purple Reign

[Alataq]

Article V

We will never break up. If we are to we must tell each other 72 hours in advanced, okay?" TLF asked. UPN agreed. "Okay. We will be together forever." They both said at the same time as their lips locked.

 

 

Guess our breakup was rushed. </3

[vonnorman]

Tlf shouldntve slept with another dude

Why do women always think the guy will be okay with her being a &#33;@#&#036;?

[greatkitteh]

probably a good call

 

In fact you should probably just cancel everything

Good Idea. I am already calling dibs on UPN members NPO will roll.

[Ayayay]

I just realized, this is the first treaty cancellation by UPN.

 

Edited September 18, 2016 by Malal

[Sketchy]

 

Article V

We will never break up. If we are to we must tell each other 72 hours in advanced, okay?" TLF asked. UPN agreed. "Okay. We will be together forever." They both said at the same time as their lips locked.

 

 

Guess our breakup was rushed. </3

 

 

Article III

"Please don't hide anything from me UPN. I will always tell you of what I am doing. Promise?" TLF exclaimed. "Yes. I promise dear." UPN answered

 

 

Article IV

As the two sat there watching the Lights, UPN turned his head to look at TLF's beautiful hair. I will always be there if you are attacked." UPN said. "But if you were to attack someone I may or may not get involved." He said. TLF nodded, "I don't expect you to. You shouldn't be obligated" TLF exclaimed.

 

No non-chaining clause. Naughty bois.

[greatkitteh]

I just realized, this is the first treaty cancellation by UPN.

 

It was UPN's first time ~

 

Now to settle who's the better one come at us

[Spaceman Thrax]

Holy shit Hans misspelled it "Hegemoney" and now I'm like 6000 times more cool with people saying we're a hegemoney

[Ayayay]

Holy shit Hans misspelled it "Hegemoney" and now I'm like 6000 times more cool with people saying we're a hegemoney

[Peacity Peace]

Lmfao...

 

 

 

TIL ODPs actually mean something to some people.

[Agent W]

To be fair to TLF, i'm pretty sure that the blatant lie by Underlord, "Why don't you join us, we're pretty awesome." was the original breach of contract. Therefore, UPN would be considered the at-fault party in this dispute.

Edited September 18, 2016 by Agent W

[Licorice]

Paper prove it's usefulness once again not

[greatkitteh]

To be fair to TLF, i'm pretty sure that the blatant lie by Underlord, "Why don't you join us, we're pretty awesome." was the original breach of contract. Therefore, UPN would be considered the at-fault party in this dispute.

And how exactly is that bad?

[WarriorSoul]

I'm sure TLF is heartbroken at the news.

[Aksel]

I hate TLF so much that I actually enjoyed this OP. 

[Charles Bolivar]

 

 

 

It wasn't obvious what Red was telling you the first time but instead took three convos and you still didn't get the hint?

 

Edited September 18, 2016 by Night King

[Doktor Avalanche]

I like Mr. Booty.