How will the coalition not known as Paracovenant screw up the next war?

[Lu Xun]

So, I'm getting blue-balled here after Placentica bit Partisan's bait and got them DoWed. A shame, because until that happened (seriously, Steve, why didn't you call up NPO to vet the FA first?), Paracovenant had a 10x8 advantage or at worst a 9x9 advantage versus Mensynd. Next, Steve chose to attempt to suicide Syndicate, ultimately resulting in the destruction of one of the most potent collections of high-score nations, both in their coalition and in the game, while getting players like Vosunda to defect from Sparta to tEST, refusing the aid of his allies (alternate scenario: UPN and Rose supposedly didn't want to activate their treaty, and in any case none of the participants could launch a sufficiently rapid attack to counter).

 

Eh, I've seen better, I've seen worse. The end result is that the upcoming global war has been postponed by 1-2 months, and I'm waiting to see what silly hijinks Paracovenant does next war. So, in the meanwhile, anyone want to place their bets? I have considered putting actual money on this stuff, but tbh, I'm too busy and actually betting that Paracovenant wins is not something I'd like to take. No e-bookie for me this round.

 

Edit: just enabled multiple options! Maybe we'll start betting next time!

Edited May 12, 2016 by Inst

[Buorhann]

Don't go swapping sides here now.

[Prefontaine]

Vosunda didn't join TEst because of Alpha. Alpha wasn't potent. Launching a nuke every 24 hours does not make you a good fighter. Might make you look like you can do damage, but it does not make you good at war. Keep trying so hard in a game you don't even play ya little mental infant. 

[Keegoz]

Quite clearly, everyone is just going to have to bow to my will.

 

#MakeParacovenantgreatagain

[Lu Xun]

 

Oh hey, it's Prefontaine. Wake me up when he says something relevant or is actually liked instead of being merely a convenient pawn in this game.

[Clarke]

There never was a ParagonCovenant war and its unlikely there will be, stop using that. 

[Lu Xun]

Just because you're "saving" your pixels for next war doesn't mean that you aren't part of the "out-crowd" in this game and won't get focused on when Mensynd gets bored. I'll take that as an implicit vote for "failure to deploy force quickly and in quantity".

 

If you're serious about it, cut your treaty with UPN and defect to the "winning side". Otherwise, get picked on either this war or the next; war-dodging never works. BoC may be on the winning side, but look what happened to their stats. They're in a state of lethargy and are falling apart slowly.

Edited May 12, 2016 by Inst

[Crust]

Majority of the poll options are the same thing with different words. It's impressive how you can even rant in polls

[Lu Xun]

Hey, having followed Paracovenant for so long, it's incredible how many different subtle gradations of suckage exist.

[Prefontaine]

 

Oh hey, it's Prefontaine. Wake me up when he says something relevant or is actually liked instead of being merely a convenient pawn in this game.

 

Daww. The only reason he pointed it out is because I insulted him and he just put me on ignore. Adorable. Acting like you didn't read what I wrote. So desperate, I know you'll read this too. Thanks for rewarding me by telling me I got under your skin so deeply you had to put me on pretend ignore <3

[Bollocks]

Damn Inst, what did we ever do to you 

[Lu Xun]

 

This is great. I'm watching Prefontaine have a conversation with himself, except that I don't know the contents. In truth, in this game there's a big snake and a little snake, and the little snake actually has a head on his shoulders. The big snake, on the other hand, is a blustering egomaniac.

 

You know, you're the second douchebag from Albany I've known. The first one, at least, knew his head from his &#33;@#&#036;. But that makes you entertaining.

[Crust]

Hey, having followed Paracovenant for so long, it's incredible how many different subtle gradations of suckage exist.

 

Damn... &#33;@#&#036;ed up but true

[Ole]

If you're calling Pre a snake, i asume you are. If so both lazy(reusing Partisans trademark) and wrong, hes the dark lord of mordor, dint you listen to Captain V??

Also all hail my master o/

[Buorhann]

 

This is great. I'm watching Prefontaine have a conversation with himself, except that I don't know the contents. In truth, in this game there's a big snake and a little snake, and the little snake actually has a head on his shoulders. The big snake, on the other hand, is a blustering egomaniac.

 

You know, you're the second douchebag from Albany I've known. The first one, at least, knew his head from his !@#$. But that makes you entertaining.

 

 

Your reply makes it seem you read it.

 

Not sure what's worse...

 

You pretending not to read his replies or you insulting his ignored posts.

[LordRahl2]

So does inst like play (That terrible game that is totally irrelevant and I shouldn&#39;t be bringing it up anyways) and know what he is talking about there?

[Vosunda]

while getting players like Vosunda to defect from Sparta to tEST 

 

 

Wew I was mentioned.

 

Nonetheless, I didn't switch to TEst because of Alpha, or anything related to Alpha. 

[Boony]

From what I know, Alpha was the only one trying to push for war. With them destroyed, we enter an era of peace and prosperity. No war will happen with Paracove. We will all allow our inner GPA to flourish. 

[Doktor Avalanche]

Inst is the cousin we all let sit at the child's table at Easter/Thanksgiving who was well into his twenties because- well, you know...

[Foltest]

From what I know, Alpha was the only one trying to push for war. With them destroyed, we enter an era of peace and prosperity. No war will happen with Paracove. We will all allow our inner GPA to flourish. 

 

I know this is a joke, but you'd be utterly shocked at how many people have an aversion to going to war on both sides of the aisle.

[TheNG]

I voted for "general defeatism" because I find that works no matter the situation. Also...

 

war-dodging never works.

 

Heheheheheheheheheh. We'll see about that.

Edited May 12, 2016 by TheNG

[Ole]

I know this is a joke, but you'd be utterly shocked at how many people have an aversion to going to war on both sides of the aisle.

 

War is Hell, We are in Hell, lets never leave! 

[Sailor Jerry]

 

Oh hey, it's Prefontaine. Wake me up when he says something relevant or is actually liked instead of being merely a convenient pawn in this game.

 

Says the person who has been in game for almost a year, has only 1 city and is the leader of his own 1 man AA.......talk about relevant!

 

This is great. I'm watching Prefontaine have a conversation with himself, except that I don't know the contents. In truth, in this game there's a big snake and a little snake, and the little snake actually has a head on his shoulders. The big snake, on the other hand, is a blustering egomaniac.

 

You know, you're the second douchebag from Albany I've known. The first one, at least, knew his head from his !@#$. But that makes you entertaining.

Speaking of douchebags.......you spew so much crap....you should change your name to "Massengill"

[Chimaera]

I voted for all of the available options because that seems to sum up that side's general war performance quite aptly.  

 

I certainly hope they don't try anything stupid for a third time.

[Lu Xun]

And you're swallowing it, SJ. In general, if I call you guys idiots and give you 30 minutes to think about it, will you figure out why?