Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) Mensa HQ and God Emperor Dio Brando officially surrender to the forces of The $yndicate, acknowledging that the current Mensa government is illegitimate. The sandmen agree to deify Charismatic and all-knowing Emperor Pfeiffer, Builder of Bridges, alongside God Emperor Dio Brando. Furthermore, Mensa HQ apologizes for all inconvenience caused to The $yndicate, and offers a sum of 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead to cover the $yndicate's rebuild of Manthrax' heart. /$/igned for the $yndicate: /$/igned for Mensa HQ: Edited April 13, 2016 by Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Mensa HQ can't afford these terms. Can we pay on a payment plan of 30 cents a month for 12 months? And we have no lead or coal. Will you take 9 oil instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aenir Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Those reps are absurd. Are you trying to make Mensa disband? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Noice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Those reps are absurd. Are you trying to make Mensa disband? We offered that as a term as well but they preferred this. Mensa HQ can't afford these terms. Can we pay on a payment plan of 30 cents a month for 12 months? And we have no lead or coal. Will you take 9 oil instead? We will expect the entire sum within a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 We offered that as a term as well but they preferred this. We will expect the entire sum within a week. This is unreasonable and your conduct is rude. Final offer, we agree to disarm our nukleer weapons and make none for 23 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) This is unreasonable and your conduct is rude. Final offer, we agree to disarm our nukleer weapons and make none for 23 years. Your nukleer wepans are irrelevint to me. I want my three-fiddy. Alternatively, we can install a viceroy. Edited April 13, 2016 by Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrezj Kolarov Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead https://youtu.be/e3uOMCfopR8 1 Quote People's Republic of Velika: National Information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) I will commence the transfer of coal in increments of .001 to partisan. Prepare your anus. Edited April 13, 2016 by LordRahl2 2 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Forgot to add that Mensa HQ cannot raid Syndicate, Guardian, TKR, BoC, Nuclear Knights, Rose, VE, DEIC, UPN, Sparta, Partheon, GPA, NPO, Polaris, TEst, Seven Kingdoms, Cornerstone, Phoenix, Roz Wei, Fark, BoC, The Chola, NAC, R&R, Fighting Pacifists, TLF, Arrgh, and WTF - as well as any other alliance not named Black Knights. Oh, and this lasts 365 real life days starting now. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Your nukleer wepans are irrelevint to me. I want my three-fiddy. I thought Partisan was a snek, not a 8 story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Mensa HQ accepts Elderon's terms. In other news, Mensa HQ will be disbanding. In other news, we have a new alliance named "Stardust Crusaders" that is not subject to said surrender. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2016 Forgot to add that Mensa HQ cannot raid Syndicate, Guardian, TKR, BoC, Nuclear Knights, Rose, VE, DEIC, UPN, Sparta, Partheon, GPA, NPO, Polaris, TEst, Seven Kingdoms, Cornerstone, Phoenix, Roz Wei, Fark, BoC, The Chola, NAC, R&R, Fighting Pacifists, TLF, Arrgh, and WTF - as well as any other alliance not named Black Knights. Oh, and this lasts 365 real life days starting now. BK must be defended. #BlackKnightsMatter BK ITT: 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 In other news, we have a new alliance named "Stardust Crusaders" that is not subject to said surrender. No idea who these new scrubs are. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Mensa HQ accepts Elderon's terms. In other news, Mensa HQ will be disbanding. In other news, we have a new alliance named "Stardust Crusaders" that is not subject to said surrender. Mensa HQ accepts Elderon's terms. In other news, Mensa HQ will be disbanding. In other news, we have a new alliance named "Stardust Crusaders" that is not subject to said surrender. Do you want a protectorate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) Mensa HQ apologizes for all inconvenience caused to The $yndicate, and offers a sum of 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead to cover the $yndicate's rebuild of Manthrax' heart. =>the price is so generous => Even the schemeful Dio would lose to his controlled fellows? Impossible. only the Jostar blood line he would have lost to!!!! Edited April 13, 2016 by Arthur James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Mensa surrendering to tS? This sounds like a hegemoney being established. I'll just surrender right now, avoid the trouble later. Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Do you want a protectorate? Yes. Can we get a loan of 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead? 1 Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Yes. Can we get a loan of 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead? There will be a 3.21% interest applied over the loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 13, 2016 Author Share Posted April 13, 2016 Mensa surrendering to tS? This sounds like a hegemoney being established. I'll just surrender right now, avoid the trouble later. You may surrender for a measly fee of 8 dollars, 9 gas and 1 aluminum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Shit, those terms are harsher than the terms Arrgh! had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 I laughed. Good show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 9 food, 3.5 dollars (rounded up), 23 steel, 3 coal and 5 lead 1 Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Forgot to add that Mensa HQ cannot raid Syndicate, Guardian, TKR, BoC, Nuclear Knights, Rose, VE, DEIC, UPN, Sparta, Partheon, GPA, NPO, Polaris, TEst, Seven Kingdoms, Cornerstone, Phoenix, Roz Wei, Fark, BoC, The Chola, NAC, R&R, Fighting Pacifists, TLF, Arrgh, and WTF - as well as any other alliance not named Black Knights. Oh, and this lasts 365 real life days starting now. Preemptively trying to take us out of the equation one-by-one? Neutral shill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Tyrants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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