Pax Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Before I begin this post, allow me to start with a story. One day, MrBooty was walking down the street. "Damn," he thought, "my booty is finer than all. I'm so glad I decided to legally change my name to MrBooty. Who cares if it cost me my family and job and my grandmother wrote me out of her will? And god damn I love making pointless exposition for the point of improving the story and explaining plot points the author is too lazy to show himself!" But then, as fate would have it, MrBooty happened upon a booty finer than his own. Clad in red leather, with a long ponytail and an agiel at her wrist, his match was met. He fell to his knees, weeping at the sight. Crawling forward, he approached, attempting to grab the booty, to hold and cherish it. He was smacked down, and in his tears and pain he could only muster a plea asking who she was. "You aren't worthy, reprobate, but I am a Mord-Sith." The Bootylicious Accords Article I:Both the D’Haran Empire and The Light Federation (hereby “the bootiestâ€) shall refrain from touching one anothers booties, and will back the [removed] up before they get smacked the [removed] up. Article II: If anyone attempts to touch either of the bootiest’s booties, the other is obligated to smack them with their pimp cane. They can also choose to pimp cane someone else together, if needed. Article III: The bootiest will both handle any discussions about their own, or others’, booties in private, as modesty is key. Article IV: Either of the bootiest may admit their lack of booty and resign from the agreement, if a five day notice is given. TL;DR: TLF and DHE sign an MDoaP Signed for the D'Haran Empire: Pax, Lord Rahl Verlion, Secretary of Economics Wolfwyrm, Secretary of Defense MrBooty, The Lord of Light Alataq, Regent Erin, Beneficiary of Military Affairs Dekyne, Beneficiary of Recruitment Frederick I, Beneficiary of Internal Affairs Kim Il Sung, Beneficiary of Economic Affairs Baker Harrington, Beneficiary of Foreign Affairs 6 Quote <+JohnHarms> We need more feminists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congrats brosefs! Live long and prosper. Quote The Moon Rider has Arrived [00:55] <@Lyro> the world is a gaybar son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Awww yeah, allies allying. Sweet stuff, congratulations! \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonPie Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Sweeeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congrats! 5 Quote http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Damn. Quote Second in Command of UPN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Glad we could get this done. o/ DHE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congrats! I love you so much for this Quote <+JohnHarms> We need more feminists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I love you so much for thisI've been trying to get MrBooty to set it to TLF's alliance anthem, to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congrats guys! Quote I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdoroth Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 grats DHE & TLF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwemyrn Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 First real DHE treaty. o/ Quote -removed by thor- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Yahoo! Congrats! Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congratulations however I am disappointed in the level of Bootyliciousness in such a treaty. This will be remedied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I hate this. tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbasol Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congrats on the accords, love the name, for a moment I thought I was in the wrong forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Sounds like a desire worth exploring. Enjoy the jiggling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congratulations however I am disappointed in the level of Bootyliciousness in such a treaty. This will be remedied. Why black booties? Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Were are my type of girls? [media] http://www.clutchmagonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/24aceccc06bbced0_Group_White_03_000600.jpg[/b] Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Why black booties? Because they have the best booties around? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Were are my type of girls? FYP I can tell you right now, none of those girls have an ass like the one previously posted up. That is, if any of those girls have an ass to begin with. 3 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Sheepy this is inappropriate. Lock it up. Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vosunda Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Sheepy this is inappropriate. Lock it up. Close your eyes, Junior. You cannot handle the booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nie Li Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) FYP I can tell you right now, none of those girls have an ass like the one previously posted up. That is, if any of those girls have an ass to begin with. Just give it some time because [Media]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-t5NZq2LALtk/VZD1UhUL1wI/AAAAAAAAEr8/00Jr5Zo1WT8/s640/blogger-image--489183397.jpg[/b] The reason I post the link instead of the pics is because I don't want to get banned on the forums like in IRC channel. Edited December 23, 2015 by Pedro II Quote Protector of Low tier nations, from Empire of Spades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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